Author Topic: Do dwarves and muls produce earwax?  (Read 182 times)

Lotion

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Do dwarves and muls produce earwax?
« on: February 27, 2021, 11:10:59 AM »
So earlier today I was cleaning my ears and thinking about the scene in Shrek where he has an earwax candle and how that is possible according to that one Mythbusters episode. Then I wondered if a Zalanthan Dwarf or Mul would produce earwax because it's something I heavily associate with hair for some reason. After reading the wikipedia article the only things I really feel like I learned is that lots of mammals in addition to people do produce earwax but still there's some idea in my mind that because Dwarves and Muls don't grow hair that means that potentially their ears don't have earwax.
Due to this very serious conundrum I pose the following questions to staff:
Do dwarves and muls produce earwax?
Has anyone ever bothered writing this down before?
How was it decided?

I am okay with having more than one reply to answer less than off of the questions per post if it means that any of the questions will be answered sooner.
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