Basic things you've never done

Started by MeTekillot, February 19, 2016, 06:43:09 AM

Ask for something else then?  Negotiating a contract should be something within an assassin's skill set, unless they're playing Leon the Professional  :P

QuoteBack in my day there was no crafting code or skinnables from critters and we had to kill gith captains just to get 10 coins!

Pfft, you could do all sorts of things for 10 coins.  Like kill other players for their boots.
She wasn't doing a thing that I could see, except standing there leaning on the balcony railing, holding the universe together. --J.D. Salinger

I've never been fired from a clan.

I've never pointed to Red Storm.
She wasn't doing a thing that I could see, except standing there leaning on the balcony railing, holding the universe together. --J.D. Salinger

Quote from: BadSkeelz on March 10, 2016, 04:04:34 PM
I've never been fired from a clan.

I did not consider this.

Me either.

Edited: I take that back, I was fired, but I made them do it by intentionally being completely ridiculous repeatedly. I was surprised they didn't do it much sooner.
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Quote from: deathkamon on November 14, 2015, 12:29:56 AM
The young daughter has been filled.

I've never played an Allanaki, although I plan to change that eventually.
I've never killed another PC.
I've never played an elf, city or desert.
All I see turns to brown, as the sun burns the ground
And my eyes fill with sand, as I scan this wasted land
Trying to find, trying to find where I've been.

never branched an advanced weapon
never played an aide  (though I had an Elite who basically did the same work, day to day...)
never played a merchant or crafter in a GMH (As my main job description. I've played Ranger/crafter subs before.)
never mastercrafted anything
never played a sorcerer (or sorcerer subguild)
never played a Vivaduan for more than a few hours
never played in Tor, Fale,  Oash
never played a sponsored role (or even applied for one, afaik)
never played a Red Fang. :(   (What the FUCK was I thinking??)
never played a non-magicker ATV.  :(   (what the FUCK was I thinking??)
never played in Kurac
never played a clanned leader role
never lost karma or been seriously reprimanded
never played a female character
never had a "mate" in game
never played in the HK, Sandas, or Jaxa Pah, but I have played a lot of C-elf rinthis.
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Quote from: MeTekillot on February 19, 2016, 06:43:09 AM
never played a ranger past 5 days (rangers are for disgusting casuals)
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I've never played a successful pickpocket
I've never played a raider, mugger or burglar (I app burglars to suck in the Byn)
I've never stuck with one pc for more than 3 real-life months
I've never betrayed a clan (although I've played unmanifested witches in them)
I've never made it to trooper or private (I have made it to crafter)
I've never been killed by a bahamet or a kryl
I've never been an aide or a noble
I've never been of a high social rank

I tend to play within a few broad themes and with little patience for when a new role looks nicer than the one I have. I always think to myself,
Don't store this one, don't store this one, don't store this one...

Never played a dwarf.
Never played a burglar, merchant, pickpocket.
The only elementalist I've ever played was a whiran.
Never played a noble.
Only role-call roles I've ever played were templars.
Never played a desert elf.
Never played in a coded tribal clan, human or elf.
Never joined any northern nobles houses.
Never joined Tor or Borsail.
Never joined Kurac or Salarr.
Never played a bard.
Never played a psion.
man
/mæn/

-noun

1.   A biped, ungrateful.

The number of people who have never played burglars kinda makes me a little sadface.
She wasn't doing a thing that I could see, except standing there leaning on the balcony railing, holding the universe together. --J.D. Salinger

I've never been to Greenland
and I've never been to Denver
and I've never buried treasure in St. Louie or St. Paul
and I've never been to Moscow
and I've never been to Tampa
and I've never been to Boston in the fall

I've never hoist the main sail
and I've never swabbed the poop deck
and I've never veered to starboard, cause I've never sailed at all
and I've never walked the gang plank
and I've never owned a parrot
and I've never been to Boston in the fall

I've never plucked a rooster
and I'm not too good at ping-pong
And I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall
And I've never kissed a chipmunk
And I've never gotten head lice
And I've never been to Boston in the fall

I've never licked a spark plug
And I've never sniffed a stinkbug
And I've never painted daises on a big red rubber ball
And I've never bathed in yogurt
And I don't look good in leggings
And I've never been to Boston in the fall
QuoteYou hear a man's voice from the north say, in sirihish:
     "Fuck that, not the day to be in the Gaj."

Quote from: tinsix on March 11, 2016, 12:29:40 PM
I've never been to Greenland
and I've never been to Denver
and I've never buried treasure in St. Louie or St. Paul
and I've never been to Moscow
and I've never been to Tampa
and I've never been to Boston in the fall

I've never hoist the main sail
and I've never swabbed the poop deck
and I've never veered to starboard, cause I've never sailed at all
and I've never walked the gang plank
and I've never owned a parrot
and I've never been to Boston in the fall

I've never plucked a rooster
and I'm not too good at ping-pong
And I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall
And I've never kissed a chipmunk
And I've never gotten head lice
And I've never been to Boston in the fall

I've never licked a spark plug
And I've never sniffed a stinkbug
And I've never painted daises on a big red rubber ball
And I've never bathed in yogurt
And I don't look good in leggings
And I've never been to Boston in the fall

allanak used to be boston, so there's one for you.
Quote from: Adhira on January 01, 2014, 07:15:46 PM
I could give a shit about wholesome.

Quote from: tinsix on March 11, 2016, 12:29:40 PM
I've never been to Greenland
and I've never been to Denver
and I've never buried treasure in St. Louie or St. Paul
and I've never been to Moscow
and I've never been to Tampa
and I've never been to Boston in the fall

I've never hoist the main sail
and I've never swabbed the poop deck
and I've never veered to starboard, cause I've never sailed at all
and I've never walked the gang plank
and I've never owned a parrot
and I've never been to Boston in the fall

I've never plucked a rooster
and I'm not too good at ping-pong
And I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall
And I've never kissed a chipmunk
And I've never gotten head lice
And I've never been to Boston in the fall

I've never licked a spark plug
And I've never sniffed a stinkbug
And I've never painted daises on a big red rubber ball
And I've never bathed in yogurt
And I don't look good in leggings
And I've never been to Boston in the fall

I was waiting for this.

Now you're looking for the secret. But you won't find it because of course, you're not really looking. You don't really want to work it out. You want to be fooled.

I've never killed another PC.
I've never played a desert elf.
I've never played a thief.
I've never been inside Red Storm.
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I've never played in Salarr.

I've never played a southern templar.

I've never played a vivaduan, elkran, or nilazi.

I've never played in the rinth (except that one character I rolled up right before taking a long break, then stored, so it doesn't really count).

I've never played in one of the coded tribal clans, except Sun Runner.

I've never played a long-lived merchant ... I start wanting to explore, or to chop mofuggas up with bone swords.

I've never played a dwarf.

I've never played a half-giant.

I played maybe five pcs in the rinth before I got tired of it forever.

One was a ranger/scavenger (back when scavenger foraged food) who was not really a rinthi, but the daughter of a sewer/cave hermit. Good times.

I've never played a character who was 100% completely and totally loyal to the clan/employer he was part of.

I've never played a character who wasn't 100% completely and totally loyal to the clan/employer he was part of.

Quote from: BadSkeelz on March 11, 2016, 06:25:31 PM
I've never played a character who wasn't 100% completely and totally loyal to the clan/employer he was part of.

Loyalty is such a fungible thing though.  If you have a "bad" boss, would killing them be disloyal to the clan?  No!  You'd be doing them a favor...    ;D

Played a gicker and given two shits about the magic code or even doing magic-y stuff. (they were throw aways to ---i admit--- try and get karma to play a mul...)

Played a noble (i don't count elves).

Played any sponsored role for that matter (gladiators don't count).
Czar of City Elves.

Quote from: Dakota on March 11, 2016, 07:00:14 PM
Played a gicker and given two shits about the magic code or even doing magic-y stuff. (they were throw aways to ---i admit--- try and get karma to play a mul...)

Your characters are badass enough as is - it'd be scary to see what you'd do with a mul  :o


I think the best way to develop a game world is by letting the players influence it as much as possible
-Delerak

Quote from: Maziel on March 11, 2016, 07:11:49 PM
Quote from: Dakota on March 11, 2016, 07:00:14 PM
Played a gicker and given two shits about the magic code or even doing magic-y stuff. (they were throw aways to ---i admit--- try and get karma to play a mul...)

Your characters are badass enough as is - it'd be scary to see what you'd do with a mul  :o




<3

and probably die after a few hours. but it would be a -fun- few hours.
Czar of City Elves.

Quote from: BadSkeelz on March 11, 2016, 06:25:31 PM
I've never played a character who wasn't 100% completely and totally loyal to the clan/employer he was part of.

I love the whole, clan mentality that exists for clans other than the Byn (who are all just a bunch of beefy jerks eating soup and making fun of each other) where eventually you will do most things for your clannies and your leader that you would do for your own family. A friend of mine likes having conflict better, doing things to shake things up at the cost of convenience, safety and free food. To each their own.

I like playing characters who are rebellious to their clan in ways. Stir the pot, piss people off. That's the only way to have fun when you aren't sparring/choring or RPTing.