Basic things you've never done

Started by MeTekillot, February 19, 2016, 06:43:09 AM

Name off basic things you've never done, despite how long you've been here (or how briefly you've been here).

I have:
never poisoned a weapon successfully
never successfully poisoned someone at all with anything
never pkilled someone alone
never insta-gibbed with a backstab
never landed a sap
never hit another player with archery
never landed a charge
never branched charge
never branched on a ranger
never played a ranger past 5 days (rangers are for disgusting casuals)
never branched an advanced weapon skill
never fully branched a magicker
never seen actual sorcery
never paid to have someone killed

I've never:
Chopped someone with a bone sword
PK'd someone on my own
Saved someone's life through bandaging
Successfully mugged someone (streets or otherwise)
Been outright killed by a Templar
Been to Spain (but I kinda like the music)
Played a successful burglar
Mastercrafted an item that others found useful or interesting


.... There's actually a lot of stuff I HAVE done over my time, when I think about it.
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February 19, 2016, 07:59:00 AM #2 Last Edit: February 19, 2016, 08:29:46 AM by Barsook
I never had PK'd anyone is one that stands out for me.
Fredd-
i love being a nobles health points

I've never done a lot, actually, for the time I've been here. Its because I always play one of the three things I enjoy doing most.

I've never

hunted more than twice on a single character
burglarized a home or apartment
mugged
branched a merchant more than twice
fully branched a witch
been wanted outside of Tuluk

or made it to trooper in the Byn, though I've played practically all of my combat characters there and have spent significant time there.

I saved someone through bandaging once! Was just randomly exploring and came across them incapped. I didn't have any bandages though so I had to steal their cloak, shirt, and pants to rip into bandages to give it a try. Was a little awkward with them waking up naked.

Never did any of those other things though.

February 19, 2016, 10:00:53 AM #5 Last Edit: February 19, 2016, 10:12:05 AM by evilcabbage
I've never insta-backstabbed someone.
I've never sapped a pc.
I've never played anything above 2 karma.
I've never branched more than eight or so spells on a magicker.
I've never played a merchant-focused pc in a clan.
I've never had more than 6,000 coins in raw funds on any character ever.
I've never played a templar.
I've never played a noble.
I've never pk'd more than five characters on a pc.
Quote from: Adhira on January 01, 2014, 07:15:46 PM
I could give a shit about wholesome.

Ive never played a merchant.
Ive never played a dwarf.
Ive never been in a Gmh.
ive never mastercrafted anything.
Never tried for a sponsored role.
Never done magick.

I will, though.  Do all these things eventually
The Ooze is strong with this one

Quote from: 8bitgrandpa on June 28, 2016, 12:01:20 AM
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Malachi 2:3

i've also never played a dwarf.

i have mastercrafted something a really really long time ago, a one of a kind item.

the desc was very awful.

staff, please delete that item from existence.
Quote from: Adhira on January 01, 2014, 07:15:46 PM
I could give a shit about wholesome.

I've never played in the Byn.
I've never stolen from another player.
I've never played a warrior past 2 days played.
Never played an assassin past a day played.
Never played a merchant.
I don't think I've ever used the bank but I'm not sure on that one.

I haven't ever:
Played an elf
Played a burglar
Worked for a templar as an aide/assistant
"It's too hot in the hottub!"

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I've never played a pickpocket. I should get on that.

Quote from: Delirium on February 19, 2016, 01:40:37 PM
I've never played a pickpocket. I should get on that.

I've never PKed on purpose
I've never played a guild that required karma (though I did play some of the magickers before they needed karma)


I've never:

played in SLK, Sun Runners, or Red Fangs
played in a Tuluki noble House, Borsail, Fale, or Tor
played a templar, sorc, psi, nilazi, drovian, or krathi
played a noble or GMH family member
played a gith, halfling, or mantis
fully mapped out the mountains or the Sea of Eternal Dust
ridden the gypsy water slide
seen the vestric orbital space station
Quote from: WarriorPoet
I play this game to pretend to chop muthafuckaz up with bone swords.
Quote from: SmuzI come to the GDB to roleplay being deep and wise.
Quote from: VanthSynthesis, you scare me a little bit.

Quote from: Delirium on February 19, 2016, 01:40:37 PM
I've never played a pickpocket. I should get on that.
Quote from: Dalmeth
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Quote from: Delirium on February 19, 2016, 01:40:37 PM
I've never played a pickpocket. I should get on that.

Same. Never a single one. Ever.


I've never been on a silt skimmer.
I've never piloted anything, ever.
I've never played in the AoD.
I've never played in Fale.
I've never played in Oash.
I've never played in Tor.
I've never rented an apartment in Redstorm.
I've never played a burglar.

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My phone now autocorrects "damn" to Dman.
Quote from: deathkamon on November 14, 2015, 12:29:56 AM
The young daughter has been filled.

Oh ive also never gotten past 10 hours played on any sneaky Pc. Ever
The Ooze is strong with this one

Quote from: 8bitgrandpa on June 28, 2016, 12:01:20 AM
You are our official hammer, Ooze.

Malachi 2:3

Never played a mage longer than 2 weeks RL, or cast a spell that I branched.
Never played anything other than warriors, rangers, or one particular mage guild.
Never been willfully PKed (except maybe that one time)
Never played above recruit in a Merchant House
Never died exploring
Never played in the rinth

I've also never played in the rinth in the sense that I played a rinther who lived there.

Explored it plenty, but never "lived" in the rinth with a PC.

There is a decent possibility I have never even played an actual rinther who lived for more than an hour.

If I did, I can't remember them.
Quote from: James de Monet on April 09, 2015, 01:54:57 AM
My phone now autocorrects "damn" to Dman.
Quote from: deathkamon on November 14, 2015, 12:29:56 AM
The young daughter has been filled.

Quote from: BadSkeelz on February 19, 2016, 03:00:36 PM
Never played a mage longer than 2 weeks RL, or cast a spell that I branched.
Never played anything other than warriors, rangers, or one particular mage guild.
Never been willfully PKed (except maybe that one time)
Never died exploring
Never played in the rinth

On the bright side:  you could knock out all of these with your next PC if you play your cards right!
Quote from: WarriorPoet
I play this game to pretend to chop muthafuckaz up with bone swords.
Quote from: SmuzI come to the GDB to roleplay being deep and wise.
Quote from: VanthSynthesis, you scare me a little bit.

Quote from: Synthesis on February 19, 2016, 03:04:07 PM
Quote from: BadSkeelz on February 19, 2016, 03:00:36 PM
Never played a mage longer than 2 weeks RL, or cast a spell that I branched.
Never played anything other than warriors, rangers, or one particular mage guild.
Never been willfully PKed (except maybe that one time)
Never died exploring
Never played in the rinth

On the bright side:  you could knock out all of these with your next PC if you play your cards right!

It took me a minute, but I realized he could in theory be willfully PK'ed while exploring the rinth.

Nice.  :)
Quote from: James de Monet on April 09, 2015, 01:54:57 AM
My phone now autocorrects "damn" to Dman.
Quote from: deathkamon on November 14, 2015, 12:29:56 AM
The young daughter has been filled.

February 19, 2016, 03:17:27 PM #20 Last Edit: February 19, 2016, 03:19:27 PM by solera
Cast a spell. Extensive explored. Played anything that doesn't have human/elf blood. Returned to ATV :(
Most things on this page.

Never gave you up
Never let you down
Never ran around and desert you.

Never said goodbye
Never made you cry
Never told a lie and hurt you.
Talia said: Notice to all: Do not mess with Lizzie's GDB. She will cut you.
Delirium said: Notice to all: do not mess with Lizzie's soap. She will cut you.


Let's see.

Never played in the Rinth.
Never played an aide.
Never played leadership in the Byn.
Never played a gemmed magicker that I enjoyed.
Never played a character past 2 days played that wasn't clanned something at some point.
Never played in the AoD.
Never played a half-giant.
Never solo explored anything but roads and immediately nearby wilderness.
Never been on staff (but was a builder for a while).
Never fully branched any guild.
Never gave up on a character with shitty stats.
Never stored a character without at eventually saying WHY THE FUCK DID I DO THAT.
Never learned my lesson about storing characters.
Never poisoned anything, never poisoned anyone, and never been poisoned.
Former player as of 2/27/23, sending love.

I've never played a merchant, a Red Storm origin PC, a dwarf, or most magick guilds!