Another poll

[i love toilets]

I picked templars on ice. What's -your- dream come true?

[Majikal]

Yolo the dwarf made my day. I choose him.

[Fujikoma]

I, too, could not resist the urge to vote for Yolo the dwarf.

[MeTekillot]

My personal experience with Yolo the dwarf made me choose him.

[MeTekillot]

Speaking of Yolo: another instance I met one of Yolo's incarnations was when I saw a dwarf who managed to get his beetle into an apartment hallway so he could rob someone's apartment and pack all the containers on it. when i asked what he was doing and how he got the beetle there, his response was that he was a privileged stump.

[i love toilets]

y u no like dwarf party?

[i love toilets]

Hell yeah, dwarf party is getting some love!

[valeria]

dwarf party is best party in town

[i love toilets]

Yolo is winning, but we all saw that coming.

[Zoan]

I voted for no more absurd polls.

Also, Yolo OF COURSE.

[i love toilets]

This poll is the greatest thing you ever saw, don't lie.

[IAmJacksOpinion]

I voted "Yolo the dwarf", because yolo.

My favorite time playing Yolo the dwarf was when I was a newbie. I had a dwarf pickpocket who was "obese" and super lazy. So lazy he would try and hire Byn Runners to piggy back him between the Gaj and the Bard's Barrel. No one would ever really take him up on it, so he ended up buying an Erdlu to get him around town. This was also my first time owning a mount and I soon discovered that he couldn't come into the bar with me. Not wanting to leave him out in the street to get robbed, I decided to subdue him and drag him into the Barrel with me. It didn't work and he ended up attacking me. I fled, and 2 HG soldiers came in and attacked my erdlu.... and my erdlu REKT them. In very short order, an AOD sargeant shows up to ask me what had happened. I told him that my erdlu went crazy and attacked me. He couldn't prove otherwise, so he fined me 100 sid and told me to take better care of my mounts. Several characters later I joined the AOD and found a note about Yolo in the "word around the barracks" style thread saying he was a "person of interest, and should be watched closely" or some such.

[Desertman]

I voted Rath when it wasn't cool.

[i love toilets]

Got hacked again. Someone added rathustra.

[Zoan]

NOBODY LIKES RATHUSTRA STOP SHITVOTING HIM.

[Lizzie]

No fair, I want to change my vote to Rathustra.

[i love toilets]

Dang it, "rathustra" doesn't fit with the other options, its not even funny. I feel like my poll's been beaten in broad daylight while the hacker shouted "What's the frequency, Kenneth?" over and over again. The numbers are skewed now and shit. HACKER SUCKS

[Rathustra]

who could have committed this heinous crime?

i swear on my oath as the most voted admin in this poll that i will bring these terrorists to justice if elected as the best thing in this poll

[Nyr]

I'm surprised you haven't just edited the poll to allow thousands of votes per user, then cleared the results, then voted yourself a thousand times, then locked the poll.

Not that I'm suggesting that

[Ender]

Not that I'm suggesting that

I am.