This, from my friend, posted on Facebook:
I talked to the sweetest girl ever on the phone just now (see pic!:)). I sent her Lord of the Rings 1 to watch. When I asked if she liked it she said, "Yeah naha I did but Frodo has issues." I said, "Oh, what kind then?"
"well, asthma." she replied, "and he's too dirty for having a girlfriend. He should take a bath."