I work with this guy who thinks he is the shit, he mouths off to everyone and talks back to his management and more experienced co-workers, he told me on his first day of work that his goal is to offend everyone. He tries to be chummy with me and I don't know why. Everyone hates his entire existence. He's a VOLUNTEER firefighter and acts as though he's halting forest fires single-handedly every weekend. I hate the guy, he's the cliche' jock type. He's twenty-five and comes off to me as a seventeen year old with a mans body. (the guys in good shape)
Now, my boss, he's pretty fucking quirky and big and goofy. Long red hair, freckles, looks like a big goofy gamer to me and is in his mid thirties, the reason I'm so chummy with my boss is because I knew him when I was younger and he was my tae kwon do instructor. At that time he was a 4th degree blackbelt, since then he's gone on to master more than two other martial arts and runs his own school. He's a badass but very much doesn't look or act the part, which is what's glorious.
What made today great was the idiot volunteer firefighter started shit with my boss, after three warnings of 'don't touch me' the firefighter pokes my boss in the shoulder with two fingers. What ensued was a face to dishwasher, then face to refrigerator, then a face to the floor. My boss used one hand and two fingers of the other hand. As my boss put the idiots face into various shit, he talked the guy through it which was the most humorous part. "here's the washer" "now the fridge" "Now lay down cause you touched me and I warned you". I <3 my job.
