Author Topic: Things that made you happy today. (Read 1280649 times)

Gunnerblaster · « **Reply #450 on:** May 26, 2011, 01:07:15 AM »

Little sister came back home

Chettaman · « **Reply #451 on:** May 26, 2011, 06:50:22 AM »

The battery in my truck died two days ago. I've been walking and getting rides from people.... I hate getting rides from people. I'd much rather walk, but my work needs me to be on time. Heh heh. But yesterday, I was walking someplace and a co-worker stopped to give me a lift. I hate getting rides... unless it's out of the kindness of their hearts. (and they don't knock me out and butt rape me)

Gunnerblaster · « **Reply #452 on:** May 26, 2011, 11:31:30 AM »

Quote from: Chettaman on May 26, 2011, 06:50:22 AM

(and they don't knock me out and butt rape me)

Which, I take, happens often.

Barzalene · « **Reply #453 on:** May 26, 2011, 12:19:29 PM »

Symphony's date story.

brytta.leofa · « **Reply #454 on:** May 26, 2011, 12:25:00 PM »

Quote from: Barzalene on May 26, 2011, 12:19:29 PM

Symphony's date story.

rishenko · « **Reply #455 on:** May 26, 2011, 12:35:01 PM »

Quote from: brytta.leofa on May 26, 2011, 12:25:00 PM

Quote from: Barzalene on May 26, 2011, 12:19:29 PM
Symphony's date story.

lordcooper · « **Reply #456 on:** May 26, 2011, 02:27:50 PM »

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How to genocide babies and children

Before the Old Testament, before real world atrocities, before even the insane ramblings of a pubescent Obama basher; Google lists Dwarf Fortress.

Kismetic · « **Reply #457 on:** May 26, 2011, 05:30:54 PM »

Getting my laptop (which has CMUD on it) back. Hooray.

msninja · « **Reply #458 on:** May 26, 2011, 05:57:17 PM »

New Rocks for £10
An ottoman for my son's bedroom for £13.50

Anaiah · « **Reply #459 on:** May 27, 2011, 05:58:34 AM »

Roll a d6.

Kismetic · « **Reply #460 on:** May 27, 2011, 06:03:26 AM »

Quote from: Anaiah on May 27, 2011, 05:58:34 AM

Roll a d6.

OMG, I love this. I'm so embarrassed to know everything they're talking about.

NOFUN · « **Reply #461 on:** May 27, 2011, 06:30:05 AM »

I went outside.

Symphony · « **Reply #462 on:** May 27, 2011, 08:32:59 AM »

This morning, to get this Friday off on the right start, I wrote a short joke on my bosses whiteboard and it went like this...

"Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed; they can now photograph a woman with her mouth shut." Beneath it I wrote, "Happy Friday Bossman."

As he comes out of his meeting I toss an IM...

Steve: Take a look at your whiteboard.

Kevin: dude, my wife is coming in soon. Might want to erase that.
but it is funny

- Symph

valeria · « **Reply #463 on:** May 27, 2011, 11:04:48 AM »

I just got an email from my bar association young lawyers section that made me giggle out loud.

It reads something like this:

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1) We have booked _(park)_ for _(date)_ for softball.

2) _(Secretary)_ is looking into getting insurance for the event.

3) We will need at least 18 players.

Only lawyers would think that getting insurance for a friendly softball game rates a higher priority than securing the players.

Kismetic · « **Reply #464 on:** May 27, 2011, 02:20:03 PM »

My kids came over, and my oldest asked me if he can watch Ren and Stimpy, and being that I noticed it on NetFlix before, I was happy to say 'Yes.' I still remember being just a little bit older than him and watching this show.

lordcooper · « **Reply #465 on:** May 27, 2011, 03:01:27 PM »

Quote from: Kismetic on May 27, 2011, 02:20:03 PM

My kids came over, and my oldest asked me if he can watch Ren and Stimpy, and being that I noticed it on NetFlix before, I was happy to say 'Yes.' I still remember being just a little bit older than him and watching this show.

Oh gods, I remember R&S. That show basically stole my childhood innocence away.

Also, pizza. Some guy from Dominos just turned up with 4 of them, which had been paid for by card. I had ordered no pizza. He did not care. Neither did I. I gave him £5 and a cigarette and we parted ways as men who have accomplished a difficult, but worthy task. I kept the pizzas btw.

a strange shadow · « **Reply #466 on:** May 27, 2011, 03:29:48 PM »

I get to spend this weekend lounging by a brand new inground pool, playing with two awesome labs (one yellow, one black), drinking beer, sunning myself, and watching netflix on a gigantic 72-inch flatscreen tv... and I get paid for it.

Anaiah · « **Reply #467 on:** May 28, 2011, 03:50:32 AM »

Halifax, Powerthirst, Powerthirst 2: Re-domination, Minesweeper: The Movie, and The Legend of Zelda: The Movie. Truly, the interwebz can keep me entertained.

Potaje · « **Reply #468 on:** May 28, 2011, 05:12:39 AM »

Quote from: a strange shadow on May 27, 2011, 03:29:48 PM

I get to spend this weekend lounging by a brand new inground pool, playing with two awesome labs (one yellow, one black), drinking beer, sunning myself, and watching netflix on a gigantic 72-inch flatscreen tv... and I get paid for it.

hhmmm, Let me know if you need suntan lotion gingerly rubbed all over your shoulders and back.

EldritchOrigins · « **Reply #469 on:** May 28, 2011, 03:23:08 PM »

the local holiday barbecue/car show in the park

a strange shadow · « **Reply #470 on:** May 28, 2011, 05:49:51 PM »

Playing fetch with two rambunctious labs in the early summer sunshine.

Kismetic · « **Reply #471 on:** May 28, 2011, 05:56:27 PM »

Quote from: a strange shadow on May 28, 2011, 05:49:51 PM

Playing fetch with two rambunctious labs in the early summer sunshine.

Labs have always been my favorite dogs, they're such darlings. Black, yellow or chocolate?

a strange shadow · « **Reply #472 on:** May 28, 2011, 06:11:50 PM »

One black, one yellow. Sadly, they don't belong to me (a dog would be miserable in my apartment). I'm babysitting them this weekend.

Kismetic · « **Reply #473 on:** May 28, 2011, 06:13:37 PM »

Quote from: a strange shadow on May 28, 2011, 06:11:50 PM

One black, one yellow. Sadly, they don't belong to me (a dog would be miserable in my apartment). I'm babysitting them this weekend.

I feel your pain, I want dogs, but just can't right now.

a strange shadow · « **Reply #474 on:** May 28, 2011, 06:38:19 PM »

Quote from: Kismetic on May 28, 2011, 06:13:37 PM

Quote from: a strange shadow on May 28, 2011, 06:11:50 PM
One black, one yellow. Sadly, they don't belong to me (a dog would be miserable in my apartment). I'm babysitting them this weekend.

I feel your pain, I want dogs, but just can't right now.

Same. Fortunately my cat is pretty awesome (cuddles, comes when called, and plays fetch). That'll do.

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Author Topic: Things that made you happy today. (Read 1280649 times)