I laughed SO hard today. I got how to play a muckety muck 101 in real life.
I was getting Starbucks and standing in line behind this old white lady.
Old Lady - I want a Pike's Place.
Barista - Sure, can I leave you some room for cream?
Old Lady - Yes. But, just a bit!
Barista - Okay, here you are.
Old Lady - Hmm, is it fresh?
Barista - Oh yes, it is. Well I just burned the heck out of my hand with it, so it must be. Heh. Heh.
Old Lady - Well, just because it's hot doesn't mean it's fresh!
Barista - *feeble laughter* Well, you're right there.
I swung around and gave my husband a look like O_____O;; he started cracking up.
No fucks given. Like, oh you got some third degree burns, ey? Well is my coffee fresh you peasant! Go ground s'more you lil' bitch!
Every time I thought about it in Target I just kept cracking up all over again. Oh, my, god.