Audrey Tautou
Natalie Portman
Helena Bonham Carter
I had a huge crush on Milla Jovovich until I found out she is rather unintelligent. That ruined it for me.
I also, evidently, have a thing for brunettes.
I don't know how I could've forgotten Natalie. Maybe it's because nearly every day I talk about her at work. The one man (yes. One!) that works with me back in the pharmacy LOVES her too, so we're always glowing about her.
And yeah. Milla Jovovich is attractive, physically, but um ... Eh. Is it bad that I have to be attracted to someone on some physical level and by their vibes? She's never played a movie role where I've been like, "holy shit what depth and meaning" -- so.
Audrey Tautou is cute and makes me cry whenever I watch Amelie, but ... I don't know! I dunno. Maybe it's the language barrier. Ahaha.
AND BENI IS CUTE BARZ.
I just thought of another old man crush I have, but I lost it.
Oh, nevermind -- I remembered. I think we all know I love Daniel Day Lewis. Too bad the only men I ever get hit on are like, Daniel Day Lewis' great grandfather's age.

Or by very um, strong, black butch lesbians wearing shirts that say things in rainbow print like, "Recruiter" ... and ... yeah. She did smell good, though.