Pooping

[musashi]

You're lurking the poop thread. Just as weird my friend. 

Someone should sig this 

[Kismetic]

I didn't say it was weird, but thanks! 

[Majikal]

[Xeran Van Houten]

[lordcooper]

You're lurking the poop thread. Just as weird my friend. 

Someone should sig this 

Done.

[Majikal]

Sig typo. You lose.

[lordcooper]

Sig typo. You lose.

Apparently colour tags take up characters.

[Qzzrbl]

Live tregils.

If you don't have a live tregil on hand to wipe with, you just don't poop.

Why do you think everyone in Allanak is so damn uptight?

[Kismetic]

I was moved to surf 'poop' more on the interwebs.



I am looking for this book.  "Everyone poops."  Even apples.

[Morrolan]

Semper, LordCooper, and Lepxil are correct.

I would expect to see, in most Zalanthan cultures, a "right hand only" rule for social interaction.

It would look something like this:

WARNING: DO NOT touch Happy Fun Templar with your left hand!  Do not hand him a bribe with your left hand.  Do not gesture with your left hand.

>say (with a confident grin) But I'm not left-handed!
>change hands es ep
You notice:  Your opponent looks disgusted and annoyed.

[Kismetic]

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah.  No, my PC uses fluffy sheets of paper made from real trees.

[Booya]

Twink.

[Sokotra]

I was told that in certain cultures in RL (like some who live in the desert) the left hand is the dirty hand... for wiping and stuff... so it would be an insult to be gestured at with that hand, etc.

[Cindy42]

Use sandcloth down south?

[Marc]

Outside of comfort, is wiping necessary?  What sort of diseases are we inviting by not keeping our sphincters kitchen-table clean?

Of the answer is "nothing major" then my characters don't wipe.  We pick klingons out of our bums but for the most part the trails are left in all their brown glory.

Trousers are a little soiled, but who cares?  This is Spa-Armageddon!

[valeria]

... you've seen babies with diaper rash before, right?  Or at least heard of them?  And how extremely painful they make it seem like it must be?

[Ghost]

what boggles me is

of all the possibilities out htere

and thios is what people you come across to talk abouit?

and people fimd it worthj discussing it for 3 pages

[Jdr]

How come whenever Ghost posts like that, it's cute, but everyone else I see doing it makes me think they're just plain retarded?

[Thunkkin]

It reminds me of those adorable dwarves.

[solera]

Just caught up with this thread.  We always use rocks, no problem.  Semi arid landscape.

[hyzhenhok]

Outside of comfort, is wiping necessary?  What sort of diseases are we inviting by not keeping our sphincters kitchen-table clean?

Of the answer is "nothing major" then my characters don't wipe.  We pick klingons out of our bums but for the most part the trails are left in all their brown glory.

Trousers are a little soiled, but who cares?  This is Spa-Armageddon!

Everyone wipes.

The question is: is it worth it to use a rag or cloth, or plant material, or would Zalanthans just use one of their hands?

[SMuz]

Rags seem rather easy to get in the cities. Even the rinth should have tons of rocks or rubbish to wipe your poop with. If you're really that stingy, reuse it a few times.

[Kismetic]

I'm trying to eat cornflakes here, folks ...

[Yam]

I for one am tired of all you spam poopers.

[Majikal]

I saw a yam post in the poop thread and had to come back... damnit.

Be gone ye poop thread!