Author Topic: A Random Thought (Read 2398895 times)

Desertman · « **Reply #32875 on:** March 31, 2015, 04:45:09 PM »

Quote from: MeTekillot on March 31, 2015, 04:37:24 PM

Ididn't realize what a nerd Desertman is.t

I have DM'ed the same Dungeons and Dragons group for over seven years on the weekends.

Get on my nerd level.

HavokBlue · « **Reply #32876 on:** March 31, 2015, 04:59:28 PM »

I picture most of Desertman's D&D NPCs as some variation of Conan the Barbarian or Ron Swanson.

Desertman · « **Reply #32877 on:** March 31, 2015, 05:03:56 PM »

Quote from: HavokBlue on March 31, 2015, 04:59:28 PM

I picture most of Desertman's D&D NPCs as some variation of Conan the Barbarian or Ron Swanson.

I have one that is a deaf female elf wizard named Marge who has a pet magical guinea pig named Earl who owns a magic shop in Silverymoon that they frequent often.

I swear they go there just to hear me do, "The Marge voice.".

HavokBlue · « **Reply #32878 on:** March 31, 2015, 05:43:43 PM »

wait who owns the shop

Marge or the guinea pig

Desertman · « **Reply #32879 on:** March 31, 2015, 05:51:29 PM »

Quote from: HavokBlue on March 31, 2015, 05:43:43 PM

wait who owns the shop

Marge or the guinea pig

They are kind of a linked pair. Technically Marge, though Earl is more dear to her than the shop, and actually helps her make decisions.

Desertman · « **Reply #32880 on:** March 31, 2015, 06:31:10 PM »

To all the pricks who spend the entire show holding up your phone to video the whole thing like you need to be videoing the concert/press conference/weigh-ins/whatever it is....put your fucking phones down so people behind you can see.

Any time you look at a crowd now, all you see is a sea of every motherfucker holding up their phone as high as they can over their head filming whatever it is.

Fuck off.

Edited to Add:
And to the fuckers who are infinitely worse with their fucking stick extensions to put their cameras on the end of them by the hundreds and hold them up even higher than the pricks with their phones....fuck you twice you entitled inconsiderate cunts.

Aruven · « **Reply #32881 on:** March 31, 2015, 06:37:17 PM »

Quote from: Desertman on March 31, 2015, 04:45:09 PM

Quote from: MeTekillot on March 31, 2015, 04:37:24 PM
Ididn't realize what a nerd Desertman is.t

I have DM'ed the same Dungeons and Dragons group for over seven years on the weekends.

Get on my nerd level.

Dude what?

I did this once as a kid. Our gamemaster was Kelvik. This one other guy.... Total douchebag. We'd complete quests and he'd be like "YAR DIE BITCH IM BETRAYING ALL OF YOU" Every level.

So we just stopped. He was our bryan.

BadSkeelz · « **Reply #32882 on:** March 31, 2015, 06:38:15 PM »

We got stuck behind a whole SUV-full of selfie-stickers while driving to Milford sound. Including the fucking driver, I think. First time I had seen and they did not make a good impression.

HavokBlue · « **Reply #32883 on:** March 31, 2015, 06:48:10 PM »

Quote from: Desertman on March 31, 2015, 06:31:10 PM

To all the pricks who spend the entire show holding up your phone to video the whole thing like you need to be videoing the concert/press conference/weigh-ins/whatever it is....put your fucking phones down so people behind you can see.

Any time you look at a crowd now, all you see is a sea of every motherfucker holding up their phone as high as they can over their head filming whatever it is.

Fuck off.

Edited to Add:
And to the fuckers who are infinitely worse with their fucking stick extensions to put their cameras on the end of them by the hundreds and hold them up even higher than the pricks with their phones....fuck you twice you entitled inconsiderate cunts.

On not being able to see at shows: I am 6'5". Somehow, the one other tall person at a show always stands in front of me.

On filming at shows: I hate people that hold their phones up the entire show and I hate people that film in fucking portrait mode holy fuck it triggers me. That said, I usually make a point to record one or two songs per concert if I am close to the stage and can do so unobtrusively.

On those fucking selfie stick extension poles: FUCK RIGHT OFF WITH YOUR FUCKING SELFIE STICKS YOU CAN'T BRING A THREE FOOT ALUMINUM POLE WITH A WEIGHTED CAMERA ON THE END INTO A MOSH PIT BECAUSE IT TURNS INTO A GOD DAMN MEDIEVAL FLAIL AND BEING CRACKED ACROSS THE FACE WITH ONE FUCKING HURTS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5dfnN0lfZQ

MeTekillot · « **Reply #32884 on:** March 31, 2015, 06:51:16 PM »

Havok, when Imove to cCalifornia we have to fight. I don't tolerate people who are taller than me.

HavokBlue · « **Reply #32885 on:** March 31, 2015, 06:52:52 PM »

Are you drunk or did your keyboard break again

MeTekillot · « **Reply #32886 on:** March 31, 2015, 10:59:24 PM »

I keep getting ghost drop down menus. Is there something up with my graphics drivers to cause this? How do I make it stop? I'm on Windows 8.

My typing there was because of my phone's nonsensical autocorrect.

MeTekillot · « **Reply #32887 on:** April 01, 2015, 04:17:03 AM »

it's kinda fucked up that fiji bills its water as "artesian" so that people confuse it for "artisan". then again it's also fucked up people spend $4 on a bottle of water

Pale Horse · « **Reply #32888 on:** April 01, 2015, 09:25:01 AM »

Oh, no..

..April 1st.

HavokBlue · « **Reply #32889 on:** April 01, 2015, 10:33:23 AM »

Malken · « **Reply #32890 on:** April 01, 2015, 01:26:23 PM »

I think that my 3.92 GPA has a lot more to do with the fact that my girlfriend is an English major more than it has to do with me being smart'ish.

LauraMars · « **Reply #32891 on:** April 01, 2015, 01:28:41 PM »

Quote from: Desertman on March 31, 2015, 10:22:52 AM

Quote from: Patuk on March 31, 2015, 10:21:25 AM
I cycled across a lady today who looked like an exact replica of Newman, only female.

That poor girl.

I hope you at least called her an ambulance.

Aruven · « **Reply #32892 on:** April 01, 2015, 04:34:30 PM »

Zoan · « **Reply #32893 on:** April 01, 2015, 06:36:55 PM »

Quote from: LauraMars on April 01, 2015, 01:28:41 PM

Quote from: Desertman on March 31, 2015, 10:22:52 AM
Quote from: Patuk on March 31, 2015, 10:21:25 AM
I cycled across a lady today who looked like an exact replica of Newman, only female.

That poor girl.

I hope you at least called her an ambulance.

"your a ambulance"

"no"

Jingo · « **Reply #32894 on:** April 02, 2015, 10:07:44 PM »

Quote from: Malken on April 01, 2015, 01:26:23 PM

I think that my 3.92 GPA has a lot more to do with the fact that my girlfriend is an English major more than it has to do with me being smart'ish.

depends on your degree

Aruven · « **Reply #32895 on:** April 03, 2015, 10:23:55 AM »

Rayonklar · « **Reply #32896 on:** April 03, 2015, 05:01:57 PM »

Quote from: MeTekillot on April 01, 2015, 04:17:03 AM

it's kinda fucked up that fiji bills its water as "artesian" so that people confuse it for "artisan". then again it's also fucked up people spend $4 on a bottle of water

'Artesian' is more relevant to water than 'artisan' is...

Rhyden · « **Reply #32897 on:** April 03, 2015, 08:49:00 PM »

Quote from: Desertman on March 31, 2015, 06:31:10 PM

To all the pricks who spend the entire show holding up your phone to video the whole thing like you need to be videoing the concert/press conference/weigh-ins/whatever it is....put your fucking phones down so people behind you can see.

I agree D-man, and it's not just at movie theaters. Mid-conversation, walking, eating, driving (eek) ...it's pretty bad nowadays. I take the bus to work and most of the time 70-80% of people's entire focus is entirely glued to their phones.

Our generation truly needs to look up every once in a while and experience life first-hand.

Proper phone etiquette. Super simple stuff.

HavokBlue · « **Reply #32898 on:** April 03, 2015, 09:52:54 PM »

I think he was talking about concerts and not movie theaters.

If someone has their phone out during a movie, for longer than it takes the on-duty usher to get in their and glare at them, you're at a shitty theater.

MeTekillot · « **Reply #32899 on:** April 03, 2015, 11:03:26 PM »

Quote from: wizturbo on April 03, 2015, 10:42:15 PM

If two sorcerers have mudsex, and the woman gets pregnant, could she kill the child by gathering preserver style?

your first mistake is assuming that i'd be thinking about one of them being a woman

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