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Yam

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Re: I went on a date..
« Reply #2800 on: July 16, 2011, 04:01:19 PM »
Quote from: brytta.leofa on July 16, 2011, 03:20:41 PM
Quote from: Yam on July 16, 2011, 02:01:00 PM
what a contemporary worship service

Compare and contrast:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=om_3SvA9B4A
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBGS8nj0qmU

I only linked you up some Caucasian praisin' because boy you ain't ready

(I didn't really listen to much of the second one because it's pretty boring. Lemme know if there's swearing at the end or something.)

I have a song for you there are lessons in it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SsTxvNAe-k

Brian even sounds like Brytta
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HavokBlue

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Re: I went on a date..
« Reply #2801 on: July 16, 2011, 04:05:52 PM »
There is nothing more awkward than your mom calling to ask how old your girlfriend is and then explain California's laws about sex/age of consent.
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Re: I went on a date..
« Reply #2802 on: July 16, 2011, 04:08:48 PM »
Quote from: HavokBlue on July 16, 2011, 04:05:52 PM
There is nothing more awkward than your mom calling to ask how old your girlfriend is and then explain California's laws about sex/age of consent.

I'll bet explaining to your mom how you got syphilis at the age of 16 is slightly more awkward.
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Yam

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Re: I went on a date..
« Reply #2803 on: July 16, 2011, 04:16:35 PM »

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Do WE PROSECUTE EVERY CASE?
No. We are evaluating each case independently to determine if
criminal charges are appropriate.

All you gotta know about age of consent in California.
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Yam

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Re: I went on a date..
« Reply #2804 on: July 16, 2011, 04:22:57 PM »
Also why did your mom have to explain age of consent law to you that sounds like a juicy topic.
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jstorrie

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Re: I went on a date..
« Reply #2805 on: July 16, 2011, 04:30:33 PM »
Since this thread began I have caught and kept a hot demi-Peruvian girlfriend and she's perfect and there's no drama.

But I can't get her to play Armageddon, Magic, or Black Ops.
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HavokBlue

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Re: I went on a date..
« Reply #2806 on: July 16, 2011, 04:32:39 PM »
I'm 18. Girl is 17. My mom is worried I'll do something stupid and, like all mothers, loves to tell me things I already know.

/nojuice
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Re: I went on a date..
« Reply #2807 on: July 16, 2011, 04:34:45 PM »
Move to Indiana. Age of consent is 16 here.
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brytta.leofa

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Re: I went on a date..
« Reply #2808 on: July 16, 2011, 04:36:30 PM »
Quote from: boog on July 16, 2011, 03:33:53 PM
Why don't you just date a Unitarian?

Jesus.
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jstorrie

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Re: I went on a date..
« Reply #2809 on: July 16, 2011, 04:37:26 PM »
I was under the impression that age if consent didn't apply if you were both within a year or two of each other.

Just don't send her any n00dz or vice versa. That, on the other hand, can still get you on the sex offender list - both of you!
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Yam

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Re: I went on a date..
« Reply #2810 on: July 16, 2011, 04:52:20 PM »
Quote from: jstorrie on July 16, 2011, 04:37:26 PM
I was under the impression that age if consent didn't apply if you were both within a year or two of each other.

Just don't send her any n00dz or vice versa. That, on the other hand, can still get you on the sex offender list - both of you!

That's correct. It's totes legal.
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HavokBlue

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« Reply #2811 on: July 16, 2011, 04:56:19 PM »
Nope. California has some of the worst laws in this area. There are no Romeo and Juliet laws to help you out if you're within a year or two of each other. One of the few states where the AoC is still 18, and if both people involved are under 18, the law says you have somehow raped each other.
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Yam

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Re: I went on a date..
« Reply #2812 on: July 16, 2011, 05:06:49 PM »
Oh wow I misread the aoc law and you're correct.


That's ridic.
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Re: I went on a date..
« Reply #2813 on: July 16, 2011, 05:09:47 PM »
Some fifteen year old stalking asshole once sent, for a month, nude pics to a dude who's a friend of mine in his late twenties, and I learned from him that he could be sent to jail for her bullshit. Thankfully, no law officials ever found out, at least no asshole ones.
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brytta.leofa

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Re: I went on a date..
« Reply #2814 on: July 16, 2011, 07:50:03 PM »
Quote from: Seeker on July 16, 2011, 03:47:44 PM
My church leaders made it pretty plain that flashy lights, lewd guitars riffs, and pandering to or being part of screaming, hormone-fueled crowds involved in idolatry were the Devil's own devices.... but, meh, whatever.  If you want to lure others to perdition by pretending that its "contemporary worship,", whatever.  Good luck with your date, hommes.   8) ;)

No, no, I have no portion in their ministry.  I don't necessarily hate the stuff Kids These Days seem to like, but it's not Real Church.

It's just so hard to find pretty young things who are stodgy enough in church for me--or at least open to stodginess.
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Yam

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Re: I went on a date..
« Reply #2815 on: July 16, 2011, 08:05:11 PM »
Quote from: Cind on July 16, 2011, 05:09:47 PM
Some fifteen year old stalking asshole once sent, for a month, nude pics to a dude who's a friend of mine in his late twenties, and I learned from him that he could be sent to jail for her bullshit. Thankfully, no law officials ever found out, at least no asshole ones.
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LauraMars

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Re: I went on a date..
« Reply #2816 on: July 16, 2011, 09:40:04 PM »
Quote from: brytta.leofa on July 16, 2011, 07:50:03 PM
Real Church.

A bracing shot of hellfire and terror to help kickstart your week?
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brytta.leofa

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Re: I went on a date..
« Reply #2817 on: July 16, 2011, 09:48:48 PM »
Quote from: LauraMars on July 16, 2011, 09:40:04 PM
A bracing shot of hellfire and terror to help kickstart your week?

Comfort and succor, rather.
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Yam

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Re: I went on a date..
« Reply #2818 on: July 16, 2011, 09:51:49 PM »
That's sex, not church.

Church is, at best, a place to have cheap brunch with old people.
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lordcooper

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Re: I went on a date..
« Reply #2819 on: July 16, 2011, 10:02:17 PM »
I like churches, they tend to be nice and peaceful.
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Re: I went on a date..
« Reply #2820 on: July 16, 2011, 10:18:17 PM »
... dates in church?
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Re: I went on a date..
« Reply #2821 on: July 16, 2011, 10:21:38 PM »
Quote from: valeria on July 16, 2011, 10:18:17 PM
... dates in church?

Hottest place I've ever had sex in.

..Couldn't eat anything but soup for a week after.  ???
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Yam

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Re: I went on a date..
« Reply #2822 on: July 16, 2011, 10:44:41 PM »
Is there a thing about soup because a lot of armers are having sex then only being able to eat soup
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LauraMars

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Re: I went on a date..
« Reply #2823 on: July 16, 2011, 10:46:50 PM »
I don't get the soup thing.

Churches have a history of giving me headaches the moment I step foot in them, however, and this dates back to the time when I was enthusiastically FOR them.  I guess I'm a witch?  BURN ME! 

Oh wait, don't do that, please.
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brytta.leofa

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Re: I went on a date..
« Reply #2824 on: July 17, 2011, 09:05:53 AM »
Quote from: LauraMars on July 16, 2011, 10:46:50 PM
I don't get the soup thing.

I think they call it "necking."  A lissome lass once necked with me, and that's when I decided that judo wasn't my thing.
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