I can't believe this thread is so long.
And it hasn't been posted on in 120 days.
But I got yelled at for posting about love shit in the "Things that made me happy today" thread so here we go!
The girl I am dating is extremely emotionally constipated and won't let me call her my girlfriend, but when I call her my friend she'll say, "we aren't just friends, would a friend do this?" and proceed to make out w me, etc.
Last night one of her galpals kept referring to her as my "girlfriend" too and she kept blushing about it but never denied it. It was the cutest shit ever, from day one we've made each other blush like this.
She is either too German or too traumatized or too butch to express her feelings normally but everyone can tell those feelings are fuckin there.
Lastly everyone keeps asking hilarious questions like "where are you two from?" We're both mixed race globalist drifters and it is hard AF to answer this; after our last attempt the bartender chick asking concluded we are "gypsies" and that's actually pretty fucking accurate.
Edit/sensitivity disclaimer: Also I know ethnic Romani gypsies play or played this game, I mean no offense. I would also like to punt coutures that persecute gypsies in the nuts. According to genetic testing I have a small percentage of Egyptian and Arabic and East Indian ancestry and my mom taught me Russian Arabic and a little Romani growing up so I am a big fan if nothing else. All my gypsy friends say I am the only one who can keep up w them when it comes to [redacted], so honorary status.
