New Skill for Warriors

Started by LittleLostThief, March 28, 2008, 10:27:36 AM

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March 28, 2008, 10:27:36 AM
We'll call it "Fire Stomp".

It would allow warriors to light their boots on fire, and stomp on prone opponents to cause more damage.  May cause a loss of boots.
Tryin' to make friends but people are jerks,
So I'm gonna put some fleas on you.
And the fleas'll have the plague,
And they'll make you cough a lot,
Then you'll be too sick to hurt my feelings anymore.
March 28, 2008, 10:38:37 AM #1
Why has no-one come up with this before!!?

Genius.

Carpe Diem - Fish of the day
March 28, 2008, 10:44:09 AM #2
> light torch
You light your dusty bone torch.
> use torch boots
You hack away at your chalton leather boots.
The sword is sharp, the spear is long,
The arrow swift, the Gate is strong.
The heart is bold that looks on gold;
The dwarves no more shall suffer wrong.
March 28, 2008, 12:27:04 PM #3
The swarthy, spike-haired halfling wields his adamantium-clawed cestus.
The swarthy, spike-haired halfling holds his adamantium-clawed cestus.

The swarthy, spike-haired halfling says to the enormous, metal-skinned half-giant in sirihish, "You ready bub?"

With a grin down at him, the enormous, metal-skinned half-giant picks the swarthy, spike-haired halfling up.

Taking aim with the swarthy, spike-haired halfling, the enormous, metal-skinned half-giant shouts, "Fastball special!"

The enormous, metal-skinned half-giant throws the swarthy, spike-haired halfling east.
Amor Fati
March 28, 2008, 12:29:06 PM #4 Last Edit: March 28, 2008, 09:49:34 PM by BlackMagic0
Quote from: Fnord on March 28, 2008, 12:27:04 PM
The swarthy, spike-haired halfling wields his adamantium-clawed cestus.
The swarthy, spike-haired halfling holds his adamantium-clawed cestus.

The swarthy, spike-haired halfling says to the enormous, metal-skinned half-giant in sirihish, "You ready bub?"

With a grin down at him, the enormous, metal-skinned half-giant picks the swarthy, spike-haired halfling up.

Taking aim with the swarthy, spike-haired halfling, the enormous, metal-skinned half-giant shouts, "Fastball special!"

The enormous, metal-skinned half-giant throws the swarthy, spike-haired halfling east.

THIS MAN IS GENIUS!!

I wanna see a half-giant be able to throw me into the next room, and knock out something with my head!

Now that would be a great warrior skill. :P Everyone would want a HG buddy to raid with!
"Don't take life too seriously, nobody ever makes it out alive anyway."
March 28, 2008, 05:55:48 PM #5
Quote from: Simple on March 28, 2008, 10:38:37 AM
Why has no-one come up with this before!!?

Okay, I can't lie.  I didn't come up with this one myself.  Just trying to resurrect an ancient thread on the old GDB from about oh... eight or so years ago.

Good times man, good times.

FIRE STOMP!  Had me rolling so hard...
Tryin' to make friends but people are jerks,
So I'm gonna put some fleas on you.
And the fleas'll have the plague,
And they'll make you cough a lot,
Then you'll be too sick to hurt my feelings anymore.
April 01, 2008, 08:31:47 AM #6
In the same vein, I'd like to see you be able to light someone's pants on fire.

-Irulan
Mal: "Well they tell you: never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious."
---
Inara: "Thank you for the wine. It's very... fresh."

Mal: "To Kaylee, and her inter-engine fermentation system."
April 01, 2008, 07:33:35 PM #7
Nyr, you are my new hero.  Look out, Morgenes!  No little tweaks to two_handed will EVAH compete with fire_stomp!
Tryin' to make friends but people are jerks,
So I'm gonna put some fleas on you.
And the fleas'll have the plague,
And they'll make you cough a lot,
Then you'll be too sick to hurt my feelings anymore.
April 06, 2008, 03:03:35 PM #8
April 06, 2008, 05:00:23 PM #9
Sword chucks Yo.
A gaunt, yellow-skinned gith shrieks in fear, and hauls ass.
Lizzie:
If you -want- me to think that your character is a hybrid of a black kryl and a white push-broom shaped like a penis, then you've done a great job
April 06, 2008, 05:17:43 PM #10
I'm always a fan of more redicilous completely viable combat options.

Why can't my newbie dwaf assassin have the code support back-flipping over your head while snapping your neck?  Maybe while on fire too.  Everything is better on fire.
man
/mæn/

-noun

1.   A biped, ungrateful.
April 06, 2008, 05:27:18 PM #11
Quote from: Ender on April 06, 2008, 05:17:43 PM
I'm always a fan of more redicilous completely viable combat options.

Everything is better on fire.

This man has a vision.
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