Sorry for the heart attacks, puke and poo poo in the prior posts.
My shallow gripe: as companies like Amazon continue to do crap like offer me jobs without needing to interview, all I gotta say is I wish it were legal* to work for multiple FAANG companies.
It's legal for me to have multiple gfs, why not multiple high paying jobs. Guess I'll just stick it out w the main job and the crappy side jobs. Then again, that's kind of my experience with polyamory too, you got ur main and ur snaccs.
* if I ever mentioned working for the F and the G at the same time that was but an illusion, I am a legal, upstanding boi, plus writing code for F isn't work, it's more like piling more crap on a massive pile of crap some toddlers assembled, it's fun in a courting disaster kind of way.