Just welcoming myself to your all's little sleepover.

Started by SinningJesus, June 24, 2006, 01:31:49 AM

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June 24, 2006, 01:31:49 AM
:idea: Forget about me almost as quickly as you find out about me.
emember children, don't play with knives.
Just get a gun like everyone else.
June 24, 2006, 01:32:59 AM #1
Welcome to Armageddon, SJ.

Welcome to the pain, destruction, betrayal, carnage, and glory.

Welcome to the best place online.
Yes. Read the thread if you want, or skip to page 7 and be dismissive.
-Reiloth

Words I repeat every time I start a post:
Quote from: Rathustra on June 23, 2016, 03:29:08 PM
Stop being shitty to each other.
June 24, 2006, 01:41:00 AM #2
Welcome, Jesus!

If you see LauraMars... just run.
b]YB <3[/b]

June 24, 2006, 02:01:54 AM #3
That is not very nice, Hymwen.

Hello Jesus.  Look at how sedately I am speaking.  I am not overreacting with joy or enormous colored text.  Too bad for you.
Child, child, if you come to this doomed house, what is to save you?

A voice whispers, "Read the tales upon the walls."
June 24, 2006, 02:29:38 AM #4
Welcome, mate.

Got any questions or ideas, feel free to post (so long as they aren't sensetive to in-character problems), or to contact a helper.

Myself, I found there was a ton of information to gleam by just scouring through the archives for a good hour or two every once in a while.
June 24, 2006, 02:32:00 AM #5
<3 LauraMars!
Roses are #FF0000
Violets are #0000FF
All my base
Are belong to you
June 24, 2006, 05:23:07 AM #6
Welcome...

on a different note, some christians might find your name offensive  :shock:
June 24, 2006, 06:58:16 AM #7
Quote from: "Akaramu"Welcome...

on a different note, some christians might find your name offensive  :shock:

I wouldn't. It is an oxymoron if you think of it in the manner your implying.
So you have no choice but to think of it as a name and nothing more to be logical.

Although on that same subject it could be seen as a trolling sort of name, like Lauramars
quote="Tisiphone"]Just don't expect him to NOT be upset with you for trying to steal his kidney with a sharp, pointy stick.[/quote]
The weak may inherit the earth, but they won't last two hours on Zalanathas
June 24, 2006, 07:03:00 AM #8
Welcome!

Ps-Armageddon hates Jesus. I have proof.

**points to sig**
A staff member sends you:
"Normally we don't see a <redacted> walk into a room full of <redacted> and start indiscriminately killing."

You send to staff:
"Welcome to Armageddon."
June 24, 2006, 08:20:31 AM #9
Quote from: "Akaramu"Welcome...

on a different note, some christians might find your name offensive  :shock:

She's right. I do find it offensive. But I'm not the sort to hold that against you. Someone on here has registered as God. Your's won't hurt anything.

Welcome to Armageddon. I hope you stick it out. Contact any of us Helpers if you need assistance. You can find a link to the list on the website.
Wynning since October 25, 2008.

Quote from: Ami on November 23, 2010, 03:40:39 PM
>craft newbie into good player

You accidentally snap newbie into useless pieces.

Discord:The7DeadlyVenomz#3870
June 24, 2006, 08:26:46 AM #10
I find his name hysterical.

Welcome, Jesus. Helpers are sexy. Use them to get what you want then blow them off. That's how they like it.

-WP things of re-registering as Jesus H. Hitler...
We were somewhere near the Shield Wall, on the edge of the Red Desert, when the drugs began to take hold...
June 24, 2006, 11:46:10 AM #11
Welcome to Armageddon!

"Relax said the nightman
We are programed to recieve
You can check out any time you like
But you can never leave"

Hotel California - The Eagles.

Don't know if you'd want to leave once you've immersed yourself into the gameworld.  Seriously, awesome people, awesome staff, good game.
Code Select
*blank* hmms to himself, carefully peeing across the ground.

Quote from: RaesanosI want to kill everyone.
June 24, 2006, 12:42:33 PM #12
Welcome.
June 24, 2006, 01:23:59 PM #13
Quote from: "WarriorPoet"I find his name hysterical.

Welcome, Jesus. Helpers are sexy. Use them to get what you want then blow them off. That's how they like it.

-WP things of re-registering as Jesus H. Hitler...


I think you've got it backwards WP. Instruct the new player correctly.


*accepts his payment from the Helpers*

:twisted:


Oh yeah, and welcome to Arm FNG.  :)
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May the fap be with you, always. ;D
June 24, 2006, 03:06:14 PM #14
Sure, you can try and use us, then blow us off. We love that stuff.

Just realize...it always ends with us blowing you off...

off of the Shield Wall with a super sekret wind mage spell that is.
I tripped and Fale down my stairs. Drink milk and you'll grow Uaptal. I know this guy from the state of Tenneshi. This house will go up Borsail tomorrow. I gave my book to him Nenyuk it back again. I hired this guy golfing to Kadius around for a while.
June 24, 2006, 08:04:23 PM #15
The name is not cute.

Or humorous.
June 24, 2006, 08:16:33 PM #16
Names fine with me. Welcome to Zalanthas. Don't feed the elves.

-Ken
June 24, 2006, 09:34:48 PM #17
I'm athiest so, name is null.


Welcome aboard.

DO feed the elves.

Poisoned fruit, poisoned meat, poisoned wine...etc.
A gaunt, yellow-skinned gith shrieks in fear, and hauls ass.
Lizzie:
If you -want- me to think that your character is a hybrid of a black kryl and a white push-broom shaped like a penis, then you've done a great job
June 25, 2006, 12:53:19 AM #18
Welcome to the boards and the game.

I couldn't care less about your name.

Have fun, don't be lame.

Zip-a-dee-doo-dah-day.
Brevity is the soul of wit." -Shakespeare

"Omit needless words." -Strunk and White.

"Simplify, simplify." Thoreau
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