Holiday Mantis

Started by Armaddict, December 25, 2004, 06:31:08 AM

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December 25, 2004, 06:31:08 AM
Wow, -that- took me by surprise :P


EDIT:  Shit, didn't see that there was another post that talked about this.  Sorry!
She wasn't doing a thing that I could see, except standing there leaning on the balcony railing, holding the universe together. --J.D. Salinger
December 25, 2004, 02:21:54 PM #1
I didn't notice it at first either.
When we found her Marnlee mornin',
Hoofprints walking up her back
There were empties by her war braids
And sixty-five dead carru in a stack.
~ Unknown - Heru Got Runover by a Carru
December 25, 2004, 03:02:04 PM #2
I'm just hoping that I won't be the first one to die and get to see mantis clause.. It would have a kind of sick humor to it.

**beep**
Merry christmas!
[insert string of angry curses here]
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December 25, 2004, 03:05:12 PM #3
:lol:
December 25, 2004, 03:11:45 PM #4
I wanted to see a half-giant santa clause in his wagon lead by flying duskhorn and all his little christmas elves handing out candy.  :cry:
December 25, 2004, 03:23:48 PM #5
The Santa bug is awesome!!!

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year everyone!
anth: *tries to balance an evil laugh with a cheerful, open demeanor*

A sand-stuffed practice dummy looks down at you.

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December 25, 2004, 06:13:06 PM #6
Wow! Could we maybe tailor our own Santa Clause outfit in game?

Look jolly, bearded man.
He is wearing:
<head> a pointy red velvet cap with a white pompom on its end
<torso> a red velvet smock
<hand> a double bladed obsidian axe of death.
:D  :D

Merry Christmans Everyone!
ast a Cold Eye, Horseman,
Pass By!
December 25, 2004, 08:29:36 PM #7
I did happen to see this....


             red-painted baobab wagon
As the great German philosopher Fred Neechy once said:
   That which does not kill us is gonna wish it had because we're about to FedEx its sorry ass back to ***** Central where it came from. Or something like that."
December 25, 2004, 09:32:52 PM #8
For the record, that's Sandy Claws to you.  

(Thank Morgenes for making that happen, codewise; apologies for having already forgotten who modified the ASCII art itself.)
i]May the fleas of a thousand kanks nestle in your armpit.  -DustMight[/i]
December 25, 2004, 09:44:50 PM #9
Seriously...the last couple holidays I had a character die the night before/day of.

I missed them.

I saw this one :).
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December 25, 2004, 10:49:36 PM #10
I wanna see elves dressed in curly-toed shoes and green bodysuits running around stealing people's candy!

But the Sandy Claws is cool too. Very cool. Thanks Myrd & Morgenes!
December 26, 2004, 01:12:12 AM #11
Sadly, I can testify that there is no happy santa mantis when you die, just that evil regular one staring in you face. I think I was a bad boy this year  :cry:
B
December 26, 2004, 01:28:37 AM #12
Well, Canadian Beaver, it's 1:30 AM in my part of the world. For a lot of people, Githmas has come and gone, and the mantis has lost his festive hat and reclaimed its cold, evil antennae of hate.
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December 26, 2004, 01:34:59 AM #13
Nah, CB, I believe we live around the same region. Well, for all those of you who don't know Ottawa, it's a small town with population of 500 so we're basically next-door-neighbours. Anyways, now that that's clear, my character also died, on the 25th of December and I didn't get the githmas mantis head either after death, but it must be the mud's fault because I'm pretty sure I was a good little boy this year.  :twisted:
December 26, 2004, 02:01:36 AM #14
Iwas very good! Not only didn't I get dead, I got the nifty box that went 'poof' -and- a cookie! I feel loved.  :wink:
Quote from: jhunterI'm gonna show up at your home and violate you with a weedeater.  :twisted:
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