CHILD, PLEASE
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/EveryPlasticAnnelid-max-1mb.gif)
There's no video. However...
DO NOT FRET!!!
(https://64.media.tumblr.com/9504b3ab21496cc722981c35412492aa/tumblr_n3n6nryZnO1tx4v2vo3_250.gifv)
Yes, time to put in those apps for all of the following:
Become an Allanaki Noble... (https://gdb.armageddon.org/index.php/topic,58300.msg1079855.html#msg1079855)
OR a templar with a fancy blue robe... (https://gdb.armageddon.org/index.php/topic,58299.0.html)
OR join the STAFF and make your wildest dreams come true! (//http://)
You can even app all THREE (just rank your preference)