If I were you, I would intend to perhaps be online, possibly, today around noon. Perhaps. Maybe.
There may, or may not be, something happening. If it were to happen, which is not something I could potentially even consider confirming or denying, it is could be rumored to perhaps be happening in the north. Depending on your perspective, of course. Some other people might consider it the south.
If someone would want to be involved in whatever it is that may not even be happening, but also might, it could be potentially advantageous to be on the game sometime around noon Server Time on 8/1.
It also might not be advantageous. Again, it all depends on your perspective.
I am relatively certain that if anyone was in the position to know what I was talking about, that they certainly would not speak of it out loud or in public.
You Are All Going To Die.
I guess this is what sick time was made for... Not really but that's what I'm using it for.