Having my wife suggest "Corwin" as a possible name for our child.Kinda figured 'Bleys' would be at the top of the list from those books. :P
My cat. I have living, furry proof that cats can be every bit as loyal and affectionate as dogs.
Goodness my hair is fantastic today.
It's friday, friday....
Working for a company that has a cafeteria that serves hand-made sushi and fresh artisan pizza, and being able to get both for less than $10.
Having my wife suggest "Corwin" as a possible name for our child.
I found chips on my counter this morning.
I think it was Eric Estrada and Larry Wilcox
Frozen custard
(http://cdn1.knowyourmeme.com/i/000/055/019/original/Philosoraptor-If-Ron-Weasley-can-do-magic-Why-is-he-still-a-ginger.jpg?1276716096)
Come hell or high water tomorrow, today's a beautiful day to be alive!
Knowing that friends really are there when you need them. <3
I made a dessert for under 150 calories! Carb smart flour tortilla, heated, flipped, buttered with 3 gm of butter, sprinkled with cinnamon sugar, removed from heat, rolled with cut strawberries, topped with 5 gm of whipped cream.
Felt so decadent, and a fraction of the calories of shortcake.
At work, two customers (separately) gave me their names & numbers. One said she'd like to show me around town. Another said I should come to a party with her tonight.See what happens when you stop trying so hard?
I didn't even have to ask...
Manboog's on a health kick again after watching "Food Matters". I should make him watch a food documentary every time he falls off the wagon. *lurve*Have him watch... Food Revolution. It'll be a weekly reminder to him.
Manboog's on a health kick again after watching "Food Matters". I should make him watch a food documentary every time he falls off the wagon. *lurve*Have him watch... Food Revolution. It'll be a weekly reminder to him.
DUUUUUDES! OMG, OMG, OMG!!!
Peer1 put out an amazing Map of the Internet and I'm getting a free couple copies as a huge poster that's going on the office wall!!!!! Go look! ITS INCREDIBLE!
http://www.peer1.com/blog/2011/03/map-of-the-internet-2011/ (http://www.peer1.com/blog/2011/03/map-of-the-internet-2011/)
The bossman is going to HAVE to give me two weeks full-on paid vacation time for getting him one! Right? ::) :D
I guess I'm so drunk too!
I guess I'm so drunk too!
I fail to see how that is either 1) relevant, or 2) a thing that made you happy. This should totally be a random thought.
Overhearing two men complimenting my looks, despite wearing glasses and no makeup. ;DYou know, some of us prefer women that look like real women instead of plastic dolls.
QFT.Overhearing two men complimenting my looks, despite wearing glasses and no makeup. ;DYou know, some of us prefer women that look like real women instead of plastic dolls.
Agreed.QFT.Overhearing two men complimenting my looks, despite wearing glasses and no makeup. ;DYou know, some of us prefer women that look like real women instead of plastic dolls.
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i am watching a spanish movie and i dpnt speak spanish
rainbow sherbet.
And me, too. Look, I even baked yellow cake for the occasion. But you have to come to the east coast to get it. I don't think it'd ship well.
And me, too. Look, I even baked yellow cake for the occasion. But you have to come to the east coast to get it. I don't think it'd ship well.
Well, I would walk five hundred miles, and I would walk five hundred more, just to be the nerd who walked a thousand miles
to eat cake at your door.
Warm weather. Summer dresses. Good wine.
One of my photos has been chosen for the cover of a state's natural resources/parks magazine.Show us! :D
One of my photos has been chosen for the cover of a state's natural resources/parks magazine.Show us! :D
One of my photos has been chosen for the cover of a state's natural resources/parks magazine.Show us! :D
Here you go (http://www.flickr.com/photos/rishenko/4607460993/lightbox/). What I find interesting is that it's definitely not one of my best, and is an all in all average photo. But, they like it, and I'm cool with that. :)
Got myself a windows phone today, Things going to make my life so much easier.Like becoming a eunuch makes things easier.
Got myself a windows phone today, Things going to make my life so much easier.Like becoming a eunuch makes things easier.
(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgy20y572q1qcj0p4.gif)
I found this touching.
I have an interview with a judge on the state court of appeals for an externship in her chambers in the fall. The interview isn't until July, but still... so excited! I'm positive I can nail this interview. The best part is that I have been in front of this judge before, a year or so back, when she was a judge in the district court where the attorney I was interning with practiced, and she remembers me! That has to be good.
I am now a happy puppy.
Through the forest of fear about the difficulties of doing such a thing, I have finally, officially decided to try to become a lawyer.
Thank goodness the only degree I thought worth bothering with was a humanities--- you need a four year human-related degree to apply.
Through the forest of fear about the difficulties of doing such a thing, I have finally, officially decided to try to become a lawyer.
Thank goodness the only degree I thought worth bothering with was a humanities--- you need a four year human-related degree to apply.
Like hell you do!
Through the forest of fear about the difficulties of doing such a thing, I have finally, officially decided to :(try :'( to become a lawyer.
Thank goodness the only degree I thought worth bothering with was a humanities--- you need a four year human-related degree to apply.
Through the forest of fear about the difficulties of doing such a thing, I have finally, officially decided to :(try :'( to become a lawyer.
Thank goodness the only degree I thought worth bothering with was a humanities--- you need a four year human-related degree to apply.
You do not try. You do or you do not. Get your head in the game and now, my best wishes! :-*
- Symph
Not gay, by the way.
Calc exam at 10:30.
Calc exam at 10:30.
THEN THE SEMESTER IS OVER!!!!!
Through the forest of fear about the difficulties of doing such a thing, I have finally, officially decided to :(try :'( to become a lawyer.
Thank goodness the only degree I thought worth bothering with was a humanities--- you need a four year human-related degree to apply.
You do not try. You do or you do not. Get your head in the game and now, my best wishes! :-*
- Symph
Lucky for your ideals, that word was sort of a nonsequitor. Or whatever I'm imagining that word to be right now.
I found out a few years ago, to my surprise, that I greatly enjoyed reading law-related papers. A few months ago, I watched Dark Knight and thought... what I wouldn't give to do that for a week, fill out forms, wear a tux, and then stand in front of a jury and convince them this man is innocent. If I could do that for the rest of my life I'd die a happy woman.
Through the forest of fear about the difficulties of doing such a thing, I have finally, officially decided to :(try :'( to become a lawyer.
Thank goodness the only degree I thought worth bothering with was a humanities--- you need a four year human-related degree to apply.
You do not try. You do or you do not. Get your head in the game and now, my best wishes! :-*
- Symph
Lucky for your ideals, that word was sort of a nonsequitor. Or whatever I'm imagining that word to be right now.
I found out a few years ago, to my surprise, that I greatly enjoyed reading law-related papers. A few months ago, I watched Dark Knight and thought... what I wouldn't give to do that for a week, fill out forms, wear a tux, and then stand in front of a jury and convince them this man is innocent. If I could do that for the rest of my life I'd die a happy woman.
Not to piss all over your dreams but you should check out a law firm and talk to some Real Life Lawyers before you go making any life goals.
The Royal Wedding
The Royal Wedding
Yeah, gotta love the royal tax sponges.
All charges have been dropped :D
First kick. :)
First kick. :)
The transformation has begun!
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3579/3404936792_9872bbeb7c.jpg)
First kick. :)
First kick. :)
Woke up this morning, felt a little groggy.
Stood up out of bed, and toppled over straight away, hit my head of my tile floor.
I was out cold for half and hour.
Alternately, vicodin. That's my happy thing right now. Yay extraction.
Had an awesome day off :DI decided to blow the chick off who wanted me to go partying. She told me she parties a lot. I don't. Why try to impress her with something that I'm obviously not (a party animal)?At work, two customers (separately) gave me their names & numbers. One said she'd like to show me around town. Another said I should come to a party with her tonight.See what happens when you stop trying so hard?
I didn't even have to ask...
Decided to put my efforts into the artsy girl who first gave me her number. Gave the artsy one a call but she didn't pick up.
>:(
I suck at gambling.You could call once more and leave a message if you're really into her?Yeah - Decided to leave a message with my number attached.
Answering machine was a male's voice saying I'd reached the residence of [-insert girl's name here-] and his. I was, like, 'wtf?'
The party chick works for the bank, just at a different location.LOLOLOL. You aren't gonna get a call back. Sorry bro.Lol, yeah - I figured as much.
It's cool. Was a bit of a boost to my confidence :P And like you said, when I stop worrying about it, it just sort've happens.
Whatever happens, happens.
I still think Madonna looking like a frog is better.She might be a bit of both.
Kidding. Good for you. Artsy girls are usually mellow. Or fucking crazy. I hope it's the former.
I realized today that in less than a year I will (probably, hopefully, please please please) be a lawyer.
My nephew Zain's birthday party, Zombie themed. Was awesome. (LOVE YOU OURLA)
Anyways. I made his card, drawing of a zombie and Zombie hunter, but what was so cool was the reaction to His theme song that I wrote. Because lets face it every Zombie themed party "Birthday Star" needs his (or Her) own theme song.
He loved it, and that really made my day (night).
I realized today that in less than a year I will (probably, hopefully, please please please) be a lawyer.
What sort? Will you be a litigation attorney?
99.5% on the national board pathology final exam.
(http://files.sharenator.com/fuck_yeah_Not_the_sexy_post_Id_promised_but-s400x317-164482-410.jpg)
99.5% on the national board pathology final exam.
99.5% on the national board pathology final exam.
Nutella. Lots and lots of it. Unhealthy degrees of choc hazelnut goo (there's no other food in my house right now, don't judge me).
Does it even taste good? Isn't it like concentrated yeast? Ehm.
Does it even taste good? Isn't it like concentrated yeast? Ehm.
It's a combination of chocolate and hazelnut paste.
It's also the stuff inside those Ferrero Rocher chocolate/crispy things.
You're thinking of Vegemite.
LOOK AT THE BABY'S FACE
Quote from: Yenke-BinI some an (asian) Indian man sporting the hitler mustache the other day at work. He also had the most terrible comb over. He had like 5 small lumps of hair combed over, and it was like so noticeable. I felt sorry him. He's never getting any.
Feel sorry for yourself. What you don't know is that this guy you're pitying has 13 inches of fun dangling low and is known in the rave scene as the Meat King. It's not uncommon to see him at the club, dropping E and lining up sluts to service him in the women's bathroom. He also invented the 8-track, was a founding member of Boys2Men and once killed a burglar with a samurai sword.
Got offered the judicial externship I really wanted. :D It sounds like I'll mostly be helping the judge work on juvenile appeals, and maybe get to do some work on cases under my state's medical marijuana act. I might even get to write an unpublished opinion. I'm going to be working for free (or less than free, since I'm going to have to pay my school for the credits), but it's going to meet a graduation requirement and it seems like it's going to be so much fun.
Got offered the judicial externship I really wanted. :D It sounds like I'll mostly be helping the judge work on juvenile appeals, and maybe get to do some work on cases under my state's medical marijuana act. I might even get to write an unpublished opinion. I'm going to be working for free (or less than free, since I'm going to have to pay my school for the credits), but it's going to meet a graduation requirement and it seems like it's going to be so much fun.
After hopping on a scale, I've lost 13 lbs this month. I'm losing some of my fluff. Thanks new job.
Verily, love is death, and death is life to come.
Man returneth not again; the stream floweth not
uphill; the old life is no more; there is a new life
that is not his.
Yet that life is of his very essence; it is more He
than all that he calls He.
In the silence of a dewdrop is every tendency of his
soul, and of his mind, and of his body; it is the
Quintessence and the Elixir of his being. Therein
are the forces that made him and his father and his
father's father before him.
This is the Dew of Immortality.
Let this go free, even as It will; thou art not its
master, but the vehicle of It.
I saw some cool (yes cool!) Morris Dancers today, doing their thing, and then found out they were called Armaleggan.
(http://a4.l3-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/33/97685ccf9b54f26a0405a4d2014d696b/l.jpg)
Also, I don't know what's surprising about Superman being in England. I once saw Batman and Robin stacking trolleys outside a supermarket. True story.
Gorgeous woman I've had the hots for for ten years just moved back from half a state away - and invited me to come down to her house.
I think I'm going to be really, really forward. If things go wrong, I can always leave.
I acquired the PS1 MGS last year sometime. Man, I love that game. Too bad I don't really play it. Just like I picked up the old PS1 Xenogears but didn't make it all the way through a replay. Now I just have to figure out a way to acquire Suikoden 2 (all time favorite,) without spending $150. I would definitely play through Suikoden 2. It has so much depth to the story compared to most JRPGs, kind of like FFT.I can get you Suikoden II without spending $150 because I own it. PM me.
Happy thought: Old school Matchbox 20.
Gorgeous woman I've had the hots for for ten years just moved back from half a state away - and invited me to come down to her house.
I think I'm going to be really, really forward. If things go wrong, I can always leave.
You've got this. Just don't be too forward and lose your chance.
I saw some cool (yes cool!) Morris Dancers today, doing their thing, and then found out they were called Armaleggan.
(http://a4.l3-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/33/97685ccf9b54f26a0405a4d2014d696b/l.jpg)
Also, I don't know what's surprising about Superman being in England. I once saw Batman and Robin stacking trolleys outside a supermarket. True story.
I saw some cool (yes cool!) Morris Dancers today, doing their thing, and then found out they were called Armaleggan.
(http://a4.l3-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/33/97685ccf9b54f26a0405a4d2014d696b/l.jpg)
Also, I don't know what's surprising about Superman being in England. I once saw Batman and Robin stacking trolleys outside a supermarket. True story.
I saw those guys in a festival once, they were awesome!
Now I'm not a rechard anymore.::)
Thanks! :)
Thanks! :)
All my vibes with you, Barz... you know you've got mad love from here.
Thanks! :)
All my vibes with you, Barz... you know you've got mad love from here.
Thanks Mal!
I feel like I made everyone's happy thread sad face. But while it's horrible that he's sick, it's awesome that he's not becoming a sick person. He's so damn tough, and it's a good good thing. The day after his surgery, which included a surprise bowel resection, they didn't come fast enough to take him to walk. So, he got up on his own and used a sheet as a robe, until they got him one, and we carried the plugs for the monitors so they didn't bang around while he strolled for a half hour. He's really awesome.
And you think I would politely decline because you're pregnant? Right? Right? I'd giving you a trowel and gardening gloves. And bring you iced beverages.
My Kindle came~~ :D
My Kindle came~~ :D
Joss Whedon said told the CEO of QMx that he loved my art. CEO called me and told me. I died a little. A lot.
Joss Whedon said told the CEO of QMx that he loved my art. CEO called me and told me. I died a little. A lot.
(http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkwnhgQEJM1qabfx1o1_400.gif)For those of you interested: Original Video Source Here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgCM46CSwd8)
JUSTICE
Also, the arrival of drunk ghost. That made me happy.
None are more hopelessly enslaved than those that falsely believe they are free.
This morning was rather interesting, I'll share.
I have been awake for less than thirty minutes; I'm dressed, pressed and headed out of my apartment to get into my truck. On my way out, I hear a woman exclaim in the most heavy-country accent I have heard in Florida, "Thank you Jesus! I have my crucifix! I'm saved!!"
Now normally I take hearing religious praise and worship in stride; to each his own, yes? However, something inside me demanded I turn around to get a real good view of this one.
I'm staring at her, and there she is, staring right back in some disbelief. Seconds later she asks, "What? You don't believe in God and His son Jesus?"
These conversations/debates are always futile, but I felt rather combative so I decided to respond. In a kind, polite manner I said, "No ma'am, I do not, but I do find your dramatic public display laughable."
...and into my truck I continue. It wasn't my normal start to the day and so this makes me slightly happy.
- Symph
This morning was rather interesting, I'll share.
I have been awake for less than thirty minutes; I'm dressed, pressed and headed out of my apartment to get into my truck. On my way out, I hear a woman exclaim in the most heavy-country accent I have heard in Florida, "Thank you Jesus! I have my crucifix! I'm saved!!"
Now normally I take hearing religious praise and worship in stride; to each his own, yes? However, something inside me demanded I turn around to get a real good view of this one.
I'm staring at her, and there she is, staring right back in some disbelief. Seconds later she asks, "What? You don't believe in God and His son Jesus?"
These conversations/debates are always futile, but I felt rather combative so I decided to respond. In a kind, polite manner I said, "No ma'am, I do not, but I do find your dramatic public display laughable."
...and into my truck I continue. It wasn't my normal start to the day and so this makes me slightly happy.
- Symph
http://www.levelupstudios.com/peach-nouveau I haz found it! And I want to buy it.
http://www.levelupstudios.com/peach-nouveau I haz found it! And I want to buy it.
Pretty :)
They held his dick and chopped his whole body off. That's all the was in the end, a dick. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWyma-8XorI)
The sun came up.
I got a new kitty! Jeffery.
Why Jeffery? Because who could be afraid of a Jeffery...
Why Jeffery? Because who could be afraid of a Jeffery...
I get to sit with my laptop outside on the deck. :)
I get to sit with my laptop outside on the deck. :)
ditto.
Also, I don't work today.
Hockey brings out my wife's Canadian accent. I love it so much. :)
Boog's new avatar. ;D
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/jimquisition/3150-Solving-the-Sexism-Situation
Quite an interesting take on the subject.
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/jimquisition/3150-Solving-the-Sexism-Situation
Quite an interesting take on the subject.
I'm not sure torturing Duke Nukem's testicles is something most women would be interested in.
edit 2: My body has gotten quite sexy within the last year.
Let me help clarify.
*for a church.
Let me help clarify.
Architecture excites you does it?
edit 2: My body has gotten quite sexy within the last year.
I don't see it man.
Got to see the end of a murder trial. Wow, those were some awesome closing arguments. I learned a lot.
I don't see it man.Are you asking to see me topless?
Got to see the end of a murder trial. Wow, those were some awesome closing arguments. I learned a lot.
Was it like the courtroom dramas on tv?
Just had a greasy fastfood burger for the first time in months. The feeling of my arteries clogging was glorious.Huh. My first time eating a fastfood burger, after months without, actually made me feel a little sick.
Just had a greasy fastfood burger for the first time in months. The feeling of my arteries clogging was glorious.
Just had a greasy fastfood burger for the first time in months. The feeling of my arteries clogging was glorious.Huh. My first time eating a fastfood burger, after months without, actually made me feel a little sick.
Just had a greasy fastfood burger for the first time in months. The feeling of my arteries clogging was glorious.Huh. My first time eating a fastfood burger, after months without, actually made me feel a little sick.
The girl that has been toying with me since January, and using me for my academic knowledge, and giving nothing in return has invited me over today!!! ;D :o
The girl that has been toying with me since January, and using me for my academic knowledge, and giving nothing in return has invited me over today!!! ;D :o
FIST HER TO MAKE HER PAY.
Kidding.
I haven't been working out very much at all because, well -- yeah. (God, do I get out of breath easy, and I don't even have extra baby weight yet, really, except for ~5 lbs.) But, I don't think I've ever eaten this healthy or felt, generally, this good. Ever. Rawr.
This:
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkzgpyiT8I1qa1bzko1_400.jpg)
And watermelon.
The girl that has been toying with me since January, and using me for my academic knowledge, and giving nothing in return has invited me over today!!! ;D :o
FIST HER TO MAKE HER PAY.
Kidding.
I haven't been working out very much at all because, well -- yeah. (God, do I get out of breath easy, and I don't even have extra baby weight yet, really, except for ~5 lbs.) But, I don't think I've ever eaten this healthy or felt, generally, this good. Ever. Rawr.
This:
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkzgpyiT8I1qa1bzko1_400.jpg)
And watermelon.
Are you on amphetamines?
While Japan's NHK has been working on the successor to HDTV, Super Hi-Vision, for years, there haven't been any direct-view HDTVs capable of showing its full 7,680 x 4,320 pixel resolution until this prototype unveiled today by Sharp. Its 103 pixels per inch may be just a fraction of those found in some of the pocket displays we've seen at SID this week, but that's still far more than the 36ppi of a 60-inch 1080p HDTV. If estimates are correct, we'll still be waiting until around 2020 for that 33MP video and 22.2 channel sound to actually be broadcast, although there's a possibility of some demonstrations happening during the 2012 Olympics. Skip past the break for the available specs and a video demonstration, or just head over to the NHK's Science & Technology Research Laboratories in Tokyo between the 26th and 29th of this month.
I think the resolution of the average eye is 600-720 dpi...so 36ppi isn't even close, if your face is only inches from the screen.
Everything in the universe is digitial. Try not to think about it too hard.
What do you mean by analog vs. digital, anyway?
It seems the idea of the factually-challenged congresswoman getting publicly schooled in civics and U.S. history by a child gratifies a deep, unspoken national yearning.
What do you mean by analog vs. digital, anyway?
Analog refers to technology that uses physical materials to transport information, as opposed to light. Freakin' newbs.
I think the resolution of the average eye is 600-720 dpi...so 36ppi isn't even close, if your face is only inches from the screen.
I'd always assumed vision was analog rather than digital. Interesting to learn otherwise though. Any idea which hearing is?
(and they don't knock me out and butt rape me)Which, I take, happens often.
Symphony's date story.
Symphony's date story.
How to genocide babies and children
Roll a d6 (http://youbentmywookie.com/wtf/roll-a-d6-far-east-movement-like-a-g6-dd-geek-parody-12390).
1) We have booked _(park)_ for _(date)_ for softball.
2) _(Secretary)_ is looking into getting insurance for the event.
3) We will need at least 18 players.
My kids came over, and my oldest asked me if he can watch Ren and Stimpy, and being that I noticed it on NetFlix before, I was happy to say 'Yes.' I still remember being just a little bit older than him and watching this show.
:)
I get to spend this weekend lounging by a brand new inground pool, playing with two awesome labs (one yellow, one black), drinking beer, sunning myself, and watching netflix on a gigantic 72-inch flatscreen tv... and I get paid for it.
Playing fetch with two rambunctious labs in the early summer sunshine.
One black, one yellow. Sadly, they don't belong to me (a dog would be miserable in my apartment). I'm babysitting them this weekend.
One black, one yellow. Sadly, they don't belong to me (a dog would be miserable in my apartment). I'm babysitting them this weekend.
I feel your pain, I want dogs, but just can't right now.
One black, one yellow. Sadly, they don't belong to me (a dog would be miserable in my apartment). I'm babysitting them this weekend.
I feel your pain, I want dogs, but just can't right now.
One black, one yellow. Sadly, they don't belong to me (a dog would be miserable in my apartment). I'm babysitting them this weekend.
I feel your pain, I want dogs, but just can't right now.
I have a dog, I just don't want one right now.
I'm kidding, but god she's gotten funky since I've been pregnant. She used to be territorial and is even moreso now with humans; not a soul can walk within 10 feet of my townhouse without her going batshit ... and she's never really liked other dogs; the dogs we tried to socialize her with when she was younger at the dog park used to try to fucking -eat her- but when I've been walking her lately, she stops to give every other dog kisses.
I dunno. I just dunno.
Same here.
Same here.
What will Texas do with 2 heavily armed survivalist enclaves?
Perfume samples. I'm not sure if I'd buy Sarah Horowitz's Perfect Kiss, but I am enjoying trying it. And I picked up the chocolate note immediately.
Man, if men smelled like chocolate, I bet they'd do really well with the ladies.Man, if men smelled like chocolate, I bet they'd do really well with the ladies. (http://www.basenotes.net/fragrancedirectory/?name=&house=&launch=1&launch1=&gender=m&avail=any&perfumer=&bottle=¬es=chocolate)
Vincent D'onfrio. He is like, my only celeb crush other than Javier Bardem. Seriously.
My top 3 female crushes:
Angelina Jolie
Drew Barrymore
Clea Duvall/Katherine Moennig tie
My best friend's wife is a Christian Minister. He is a devout Christian. I talked to him a little about the idea that Christ is a get out of hell free card. And he said: My wife likes to quote The Book of James: Faith without works is dead.
Then, and it's strange we've never had this conversation in all the years we've been friends, I asked him where he stood on gay marriage and he said:
"I personally am in favor of marriage in which the partners honor and respect each other."
And I felt so glad I know him.
Vincent D'onfrio. He is like, my only celeb crush other than Javier Bardem. Seriously.
He's so awesomely twisted.
My top 3 female crushes:
Angelina Jolie
Drew Barrymore
Clea Duvall/Katherine Moennig tie
Top 3 Male:
Johnny Depp
Brad Pitt
Micheal Pitt
I smiled today because when I got home, I realized it was someone's birthday and I got to be the first one to wish them a happy birthday on Facebook.
It's the little things.
Audrey Tautou (http://www.google.com/search?q=audrey+tautou&hl=en&prmd=ivnso&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=YRLlTaCSLtTAgQeZ98CjBg&ved=0CCgQsAQ&biw=1366&bih=653)
Natalie Portman (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&biw=1366&bih=653&tbm=isch&sa=1&q=natalie+portman&aq=f&aqi=g10&aql=&oq=)
Helena Bonham Carter (http://www.google.com/search?q=helena+bonham+carter&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi&biw=1366&bih=653)
I had a huge crush on Milla Jovovich (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=YBPlTbaLO4eugQfnk6HYBg&ved=0CDgQBSgA&q=milla+jovovich&spell=1&biw=1366&bih=653) until I found out she is rather unintelligent. That ruined it for me.
I also, evidently, have a thing for brunettes.
I also, evidently, have a thing for brunettes.Stay away from my wife!
Gay Marriage Battle Is Lost - Christian Right Leader (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c48bJYbmWM4&feature=bf_next&list=WLC2013D53198C8879&index=2)
Gay Marriage Battle Is Lost - Christian Right Leader (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c48bJYbmWM4&feature=bf_next&list=WLC2013D53198C8879&index=2)
I don't want to be extremist here.
Isn't the point of MGS to sneak around and, as much as possible, try not to kill people?
The MGS: Rising (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtM3PGyiQUc) trailer looks beastly. Fun times will be had chopping up mine enemies.
The MGS: Rising (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtM3PGyiQUc) trailer looks beastly. Fun times will be had chopping up mine enemies.
Hard to see where that fits in with not killing people, unless you're just going to walk around horribly maiming them...
...which might actually be pretty funny, especially if the NPCs are persistent.
Mine was better. >:(It was.
I can't stop laughing at symphony's post in the idle complaints thread. It's so expressive haha.
I don't know why you were so mad, though; if you'd never said the 'L' word to her, and she overreacted, like, "Oh my god, you _LOVE_ me!?" and starts bouncing off the walls ...
You could always just say, "Oh, crap, that was for my other girlfriend."
Shit, if I were a girl
Oh and symphony, I wasn't laughing at you, just at how expressive the Post was. It's like seeing some guy throw a chair through a window. His situation might be awful but shit, you don't see that every day.
Edit: FUCKING AUTO CORRECT ON THIS PHONE
I even admitted to her that I'd been testing her to find faults(thank you Armageddon elven persona!!!) and couldn't find one thing that I do not like.
I even admitted to her that I'd been testing her to find faults(thank you Armageddon elven persona!!!) and couldn't find one thing that I do not like.
For some reason, this kind've strikes me as something that probably would've best not mentioned...
I mean, correct me if I'm wrong, but the way I see it - women don't typically like being 'tested for faults' - Even if she came up "perfect" for you. Could possibly make her more self-conscious around you, for awhile following.
But you know her better than any of us so I'm sure you're doing what's best for the situation.
I don't even
I even admitted to her that I'd been testing her to find faults(thank you Armageddon elven persona!!!) and couldn't find one thing that I do not like.
For some reason, this kind've strikes me as something that probably would've best not mentioned...
I mean, correct me if I'm wrong, but the way I see it - women don't typically like being 'tested for faults' - Even if she came up "perfect" for you. Could possibly make her more self-conscious around you, for awhile following.
But you know her better than any of us so I'm sure you're doing what's best for the situation.
No need to correct you GB- to each his own. I have always been very blunt, honest and open. Typically it's worked out for the best, but believe me, I hear exactly what you're saying. Some women do not like to be "tested" knowingly, and it's very true it could make her more self-conscious, but that I find as a fault. I do not want you covering up because you're ashamed of what you look like, or this or that. That's a deal-breaker for me. I want to know you're comfortable with exactly who you are and aren't going to change your core values and beliefs based on popular opinion. "To thy own self be true."
- Symph
I work with this guy who thinks he is the shit, he mouths off to everyone and talks back to his management and more experienced co-workers, he told me on his first day of work that his goal is to offend everyone. He tries to be chummy with me and I don't know why. Everyone hates his entire existence. He's a VOLUNTEER firefighter and acts as though he's halting forest fires single-handedly every weekend. I hate the guy, he's the cliche' jock type. He's twenty-five and comes off to me as a seventeen year old with a mans body. (the guys in good shape)
Now, my boss, he's pretty fucking quirky and big and goofy. Long red hair, freckles, looks like a big goofy gamer to me and is in his mid thirties, the reason I'm so chummy with my boss is because I knew him when I was younger and he was my tae kwon do instructor. At that time he was a 4th degree blackbelt, since then he's gone on to master more than two other martial arts and runs his own school. He's a badass but very much doesn't look or act the part, which is what's glorious.
What made today great was the idiot volunteer firefighter started shit with my boss, after three warnings of 'don't touch me' the firefighter pokes my boss in the shoulder with two fingers. What ensued was a face to dishwasher, then face to refrigerator, then a face to the floor. My boss used one hand and two fingers of the other hand. As my boss put the idiots face into various shit, he talked the guy through it which was the most humorous part. "here's the washer" "now the fridge" "Now lay down cause you touched me and I warned you". I <3 my job.
Pff, if somebody said they were testing me for faults, I'd simply inform them I don't have any.
Pff, if somebody said they were testing me for faults, I'd simply inform them I don't have any.
Can I be your manboog? Hubba, hubba. ;D Totally serious, by the way. I'll give her up, I swear!
- Symph
Graduated! ;D
Also gratz. Those things don't just happen by themselves. Good on you.Graduated! ;D
gratz
Also gratz. Those things don't just happen by themselves. Good on you.Graduated! ;D
gratz
Also gratz. Those things don't just happen by themselves. Good on you.Graduated! ;D
gratz
Unless you're GW
BOOM! *fist-pump*
Also gratz. Those things don't just happen by themselves. Good on you.Graduated! ;D
gratz
Unless you're GW
BOOM! *fist-pump*
Bush jokes?
It's 2011.
NSFW -- "AND MY AXE." -- NSFW (http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmacisp6tQ1qh8ptbo1_500.jpg)
Man. I need to get this shit out of my system before the kid comes.
NSFW -- "AND MY AXE." -- NSFW (http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmacisp6tQ1qh8ptbo1_500.jpg)
Man. I need to get this shit out of my system before the kid comes.
You're totally gonna give birth to Gimli for that.
Hearing lightning strike maybe 100 meters from my house, today. The storm was brutal, and it sounds so different close up. You can actually feel the shock wave. Nature is awesome.
Finally.... A fourty-hour week. :)
NSFW -- "AND MY AXE." -- NSFW (http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmacisp6tQ1qh8ptbo1_500.jpg)(http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn%3AMFn_1pViiiXRyM%3Ahttp%3A%2F%2Fstatic.funnyjunk.com%2FCommentPhoto%2F482de92b_55ac_0aca.jpg&t=1)
Man. I need to get this shit out of my system before the kid comes.
There's a kitten in my bathroom. I'm not quite sure how it got there, but it's friendly so I'm totally keeping it.
E: Can kittens eat terrapins?
GTX 570.
I made two eggos and two eggs for breakfast today. Include: banana and regular coffee w/ organic soy milk.
edit:
The other day one of the Sergeants told me that some of the other Corporals wished they could be as Old Corps as me. I chortled. :D
The Welsh Guard welcomes Saudi King Abdullah by playing Imperial March. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Loaj4bXLrD4&feature=related)
Friday, do you play real life anything like you play Armageddon?No.
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmlchd8tjx1qc6n7jo1_500.jpg)
White blood cells attacking a cancer cell. I love this chick's tumblr; she's a biology student and posts some of the absolute neatest shit.*
http://geneticist.tumblr.com/
*No, Synth, not porn.
E. coli outbreak in Germany linked to organic bean sprouts.
Tommy Wiseau accepted your friend request.
I just met Ron Jeremy for the second time. That guy is everywhere!
I just met Ron Jeremy for the second time. That guy is everywhere!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfTlyuZphf8
:)
I just quit my job that I am being laid off from, since I got an offer for a new job.
Happy Day!
Amish Overlord 8)
So me and my wife started watching Deadwood again, my seven year old son walks through the room on the intro song and goes 'Oh, awesome.. Firefly!?' (the intro song sounds very similar to Firefly in some regards) and he was bummed to find out it wasn't Firefly which he soon after claimed is 'the most awesome show we ever watched'.
Yes, my child is shaping up to be quite the badass.
Teddybear kinda ruins it for me :-\
(http://i.imgur.com/uIuZ3.jpg)That actually made me happy. :)
My flight touched down in Charlotte after being gone a week, and I can't remember the last time I felt so good. All my life, I've been sort of a rambler, going where the wind takes me, but for once ... You know, after all's said and done, I have an ocean to the east, and mountains to the west, and a nice little temperate paradise. I remember thinking, as the wheels touched down, "I'm home." For the first time ever, I've found home.
Or maybe I'm just getting old. Bah!
My flight touched down in Charlotte after being gone a week, and I can't remember the last time I felt so good. All my life, I've been sort of a rambler, going where the wind takes me, but for once ... You know, after all's said and done, I have an ocean to the east, and mountains to the west, and a nice little temperate paradise. I remember thinking, as the wheels touched down, "I'm home." For the first time ever, I've found home.
Or maybe I'm just getting old. Bah!
(http://i.imgur.com/uIuZ3.jpg)
Lunar eclipse tonight :)
E: And Go the F**k to Sleep - Read By Samuel L. Jackson! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yqVnCAiWHw&feature=player_embedded#at=340)
This might be my baby's chaaair:That chair... is awesome.
(http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/253881_10150241539760102_525680101_6968123_5316762_n.jpg)
My aunt painted that. Yeah. My aunt is fuckin' amazing.
The reviews for Tuscan Milk 1 Gallon on Amazon.com
(http://i.imgur.com/txBzs.jpg)This, right here - Is fucking win.
The reviews for Tuscan Milk 1 Gallon on Amazon.com
You'll love this then...
http://linkognito.com/content/2008/10/31/wolf.jpg
(http://i.imgur.com/uIuZ3.jpg)
That was beautiful :)
First: YAY WEDDING!
Second: A guy on my walk home from work stopped to take a picture with his iPhone of a bunny munching on grass to the side of the path. He gave a horrified stare when he noticed me approach, smiled sheepishly, and then went back to filming.
Humans have discovered how to get around the Heisenberg uncertainty principle and measure both the position and the momentum of a particle without collapsing its wave-function. Finally ... we can put all that quantum-mystic "oh we can never understand it" bullshit to bed. :D
Click. (http://physicsworld.com/cws/article/news/46284)
Click. (http://physicsworld.com/cws/article/news/46284)
Oh, hmm, well that is interesting, but not quite what I was hoping for, heh. Still, very neat.
Thanks for the link!
Do you think we'll ever stop finding new questions, the more answers we get? It makes me happy to know that we probably wont.
Click. (http://physicsworld.com/cws/article/news/46284)I don't think that this invalidates the Uncertainty Principle, if I understand the new technique properly. Still cool.
I found my kitty. All is once again right with my world.
Your happy news made me happy this morning.
Yay kitty!
Valeria, I'm so sorry to hear your grandfather's not well, but thank God for improvements. I'm glad you get to have him a while longer.
I found my kitty. All is once again right with my world.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1648190/
Lol @ the philosoraptor Ron Weasley,
Also, this is great:I found my kitty. All is once again right with my world.
And finally, having a nice Father's Day with my boys. My oldest says to me, "I'm the smartest kid in my class, dad," in a proud voice, and me, very nonchalantly, while serving him pancakes for breakfast, say, with a smile, "Well, that's not too bad, son."
Happy Father's Day, folks.
P.S.http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1648190/
OMG, Javier Bardem as the gunslinger!? Ha!
OH fuck yeah.http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1648190/
OMG, Javier Bardem as the gunslinger!? Ha!
On father's day, we celebrate my mom. On mother's day, we celebrate my mom.
My father's an asshole, my mom's a saint.
I love my mommy. ;D
I found my kitty. All is once again right with my world.
Your happy news made me happy this morning.
Yay kitty!
Valeria, I'm so sorry to hear your grandfather's not well, but thank God for improvements. I'm glad you get to have him a while longer.
I could like and respect a classy woman like Barz. Sure could. *lecherous eyebrow waggle*
I've seen her first!
That's really sweet, but looking at him say it over and over is kinda weird. :P
getting Microsoft Office Pro 2010 for 9 dollars.
getting Microsoft Office Pro 2010 for 9 dollars.
How?
I bet 5$ you couldn't make it past 15.
So that brings the celebrity man crushes to:
Javier Bardem
Daniel Day-Lewis
Colin Firth
Clive Owen
Vincent D'onfrio
I'm sure I'm forgetting someone.
You should seriously reconsider the length of your sideburns. ;D
So that brings the celebrity man crushes to:
Javier Bardem
Daniel Day-Lewis
Colin Firth
Clive Owen
Vincent D'onfrio
I'm sure I'm forgetting someone.
Two thumbs up! Robert Downey Jr.?
You should seriously reconsider the length of your sideburns. ;D
So that brings the celebrity man crushes to:
Javier Bardem
Daniel Day-Lewis
Colin Firth
Clive Owen
Vincent D'onfrio
I'm sure I'm forgetting someone.
Two thumbs up! Robert Downey Jr.?
Def.
You should seriously reconsider the length of your sideburns. ;D
So that brings the celebrity man crushes to:
Javier Bardem
Daniel Day-Lewis
Colin Firth
Clive Owen
Vincent D'onfrio
I'm sure I'm forgetting someone.
Two thumbs up! Robert Downey Jr.?
Def.
Mos Def?
most definitely
Fuse has been absurdly short the last two weeks and projected on her last night.
most definitely
STOP IT. You're the only other person on the GDB, I think, that listens to rap and you can not make gullible me believe you are really trying to ask me if I think that sexy black man with lyrical prowess is attractive enough to be on my list, when you really mean something else.
/fake rage
I would mos def put Mos Def on my list.
Watching Nyr Subdue-Backstab the Random Wants thread. Totally saw that coming. :D
Spending the evening re-reading the Game of Thrones. Man, I missed that book.
Finding a very close equivalent to Privateer and Freelancer for my iPhone 4.
Today, I went for a barefoot walk in a summer thunderstorm through the trees behind our house with my infant daughter.Aw... so cute. That makes me want to hug you.
My life is beautiful.
My dad cced us on this email to my mom
Dearest Susan,
I’ve been thinking a lot about where I want to celebrate your birthday. The destination had to be not only special but also a new experience for us. This was not an easy choice because we’ve been to so many great places already.
I’ve made a reservation for Friday at 1:30 PM. I know you’ll enjoy it and I hope you will be surprised.
Today, I went for a barefoot walk in a summer thunderstorm through the trees behind our house with my infant daughter.Aw... so cute. That makes me want to hug you.
My life is beautiful.
I can't wait to do stuff like this when I spawn children.
My dad cced us on this email to my mom
Dearest Susan,
I’ve been thinking a lot about where I want to celebrate your birthday. The destination had to be not only special but also a new experience for us. This was not an easy choice because we’ve been to so many great places already.
I’ve made a reservation for Friday at 1:30 PM. I know you’ll enjoy it and I hope you will be surprised.
Barz! Tomorrow is Friday and I'd like to know what and where the wise man decided on. Please?
- Symph
Today, I went for a barefoot walk in a summer thunderstorm through the trees behind our house with my infant daughter.Aw... so cute. That makes me want to hug you.
My life is beautiful.
I can't wait to do stuff like this when I spawn children.
I've noticed for the last many months that, out of the blue, I'll have an irresistible urge to play Mass Effect. Today, I realized why this happens: PMS. When I'm PMSing, my relative desire to slaughter geth spikes.
Best. Symptom. Ever.
:D
↑
wtf is this shit
I've noticed for the last many months that, out of the blue, I'll have an irresistible urge to play Mass Effect. Today, I realized why this happens: PMS. When I'm PMSing, my relative desire to slaughter geth spikes.
Best. Symptom. Ever.
:D
This made me really happy today!
Playing with Google+(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/googleplus.png)
what gunnerblaster just did to my eyes right up there
Friday!
Friday before holiday weekend!
Friday with boss on vacation!
My soon to be 2 year old son (born July 3rd!) looked up at me after I asked him if he wanted something to drink and said "Ice, ice baby!".
Have his aunt to thank for that, but it was supremely cute.
My soon to be 2 year old son (born July 3rd!) looked up at me after I asked him if he wanted something to drink and said "Ice, ice baby!".
Have his aunt to thank for that, but it was supremely cute.
Playing with Google+
Sweet. Wish my boss would at least give me the chance. Just once.
Hot showers.
Sweet. Wish my boss would at least give me the chance. Just once.
Hot showers.
Cooler showers are better for your beautiful chocolate skin ...
LOL, anyway. I'm happy that I don't have a UTI and that instead basically my pubic bone is disjointing.
Sweet. Wish my boss would at least give me the chance. Just once.
Hot showers.
Cooler showers are better for your beautiful chocolate skin ...
LOL, anyway. I'm happy that I don't have a UTI and that instead basically my pubic bone is disjointing.
Remember that giant 12-pound babyhead we talked about? :D
<3
Because he's Japanese, duh.
All of the men I know that are in the AF are beautiful.
And coincidentally, they're all pilots.
Go gett'emmmm.
I kissed an air force pilot last night!
When I told him that I had two ex-air force brothers who would absolutely not approve of me necking with a pilot, he agreed completely - with the caveat that he didn't fly anything sexy so, therefore, he wasn't as bad as the others. (Pilots are the surgeons of the military.)
That's odd. You'd think surgeons would be the surgeons of the military.
I kissed an air force pilot last night!
Rainstorms are coming. Thunderheads are rumbling. I can not wait for summer rain.
lime hash oil lollipop
lime hash oil lollipop
What is this you speak of?? A hash oil lolly? A lime one?
:o
lime hash oil lollipop
What is this you speak of?? A hash oil lolly? A lime one?
:o
sugar, high fructose corn syrup, lime flavor, hash oil. it was pretty good, although had kind of a spicy kick to it. effects were noticeable and mild.
That's odd. You'd think surgeons would be the surgeons of the military.
(http://urbanvelo.org/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Screen-shot-2011-03-07-at-9.35.39-PM.png) (http://urbanvelo.org/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Screen-shot-2011-03-07-at-9.35.39-PM.png)
Every guy in the Air Force is suddenly "a pilot" when he's trying to get some.
lime hash oil lollipop
What is this you speak of?? A hash oil lolly? A lime one?
:o
sugar, high fructose corn syrup, lime flavor, hash oil. it was pretty good, although had kind of a spicy kick to it. effects were noticeable and mild.
Hash oil/honey oil is some noxious stuff. I work for a licensed caregiver in CO, and one of the products we make is hash oil.
The residual butane is horrible for you -- whether you're smoking or eating the oil. So, instead of that shit, in our candy we simply add alcohol tincture (about a quarter pound of trim and underdeveloped buds soaked in Everclear for a month with the liquid afterwards evaporated) to a normal candy recipe, and that shit is delicious.
Our honey oil drips down from a PVC pipe into a Pyrex dish. Once it dries, there are all these little bubbles in it. I was told those were pockets of butane, but maybe they didn't know what the hell they were talking about.
Also, I smoked some brownish honey oil just yesterday, as a matter of fact, and it burned the fuck out of the back of my throat and the irritation lingered for around half an hour.
I was told, after telling folks what happened, that the discomfort was probably caused by residual butane.
Plus, to quote The Literature, the Cannabible specifically states that butane extractions are noxious to humans. My copy of that book is about 40 minutes up a mountain right now, else I'd be able to cite a page number for you. I'll deliver when it's in my hands again.
Our honey oil drips down from a PVC pipe into a Pyrex dish. Once it dries, there are all these little bubbles in it. I was told those were pockets of butane, but maybe they didn't know what the hell they were talking about.
Also, I smoked some brownish honey oil just yesterday, as a matter of fact, and it burned the fuck out of the back of my throat and the irritation lingered for around half an hour.
I was told, after telling folks what happened, that the discomfort was probably caused by residual butane.
Plus, to quote The Literature, the Cannabible specifically states that butane extractions are noxious to humans. My copy of that book is about 40 minutes up a mountain right now, else I'd be able to cite a page number for you. I'll deliver when it's in my hands again.
Those bubbles aren't butane. No way.
Also butane wouldn't be able to get to the back of your throat before it burned unless you were huffing compressed butane (and then it would freeze the back of your throat). It vaporizes far too fast. The second you burn the hash oil, the butane is carbon dioxide, water vapor, and a negligible amount of carbon monoxide. That sounds just like regular pot burn smoke.
I wonder if the Cannabible is referring to the extraction process itself or the end product. Because I can't find anything about butane extracted hash containing butane in it. And from what I know of chemistry, it isn't really possible. Especially at an amount that would have any negative affect on a human.
It's not like I'm a drug lord or anything like that... ;)This made my day.
That's odd. You'd think surgeons would be the surgeons of the military.
QFT, however, to whomever pointed out that all airmen pretend to be pilots. I'm doubting it in this case because to be true it means that either he was savvy enough to pick a non-glamorous plane to trick me, at which point the least I can do is applaud the deception by being deceived, or this particular group of guys had an abnormaly high jerk:nice ratio.
QFT, however, to whomever pointed out that all airmen pretend to be pilots. I'm doubting it in this case because to be true it means that either he was savvy enough to pick a non-glamorous plane to trick me, at which point the least I can do is applaud the deception by being deceived, or this particular group of guys had an abnormaly high jerk:nice ratio.
I think Synth and I were picking on you about it because we both have experience with military fellas. I know I was, but it wasn't intended to be taken personally. There are a lot of guys in the military tend to exaggerate or outright lie to women they meet casually. There are guys everywhere to do this, but it's easy to use the mystique and image of the military to the advantage of getting laid/drinks/free stuff.
The guy in question probably is a pilot, and being honest by saying his plane lame, if it is true, is a good thing. Honesty and modesty are desirable traits.
Good luck dating. :)
Good deal. I wanted to make sure you didn't take it the wrong way, since I have a reputation for being an apathetic, capitalist jerk on the GDB. I'm actually a decent fella when I have my emotions figured out.I read emotions in the above sentence as emoticons. And then when I realized I was wrong it made me giggle. No clue why. But it made me happy today to giggle for almost no reason at all.
(http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnvla7XU8k1qba9fro1_500.png)
I have a day off tomorrow. It is the first day off I have had in 7 days.
I am going to OWN THE SHIT OUT OF THIS DAY.
I have a day off tomorrow. It is the first day off I have had in 7 days.
I am going to OWN THE SHIT OUT OF THIS DAY.
(watches as Laura consumes Cheetohs and plays Mass Effect 1 & 2 all day long)
I have a day off tomorrow. It is the first day off I have had in 7 days.
I am going to OWN THE SNUFF OUT OF THIS DAY.
HOLY BARKING BOW WOWS BATMAN (http://iggycakes.tumblr.com/post/4265459456/holy-nuclear-time-bombs-holy-roller-coasters)
There should be a "Things that made you ecstatic today" thread for this one...
Throughout the morning I have been steadily receiving aggressively-toned text messages from the "Symph goes Hulk on a florist girl" and one of which stated(and I quote):
"Now I don't regret what I did in Biloxi when I was visiting. It's sad when women show more balls than a man."
Oh, my response?
"Shown your true colors. Looks like I unknowingly saved myself trouble. Thanks for the validation.
..... Oh and, I don't regret what you did in Biloxi while visiting either. ;D"
I couldn't feel any better about this entire situation and my decision to end the pursuit. This just made my day.
- Symph
It was hot today and I was driving a recycling truck and picking up blue boxes. A resident of the neighbourhood I was collecting in left me a frozen 2L of fruit punch, God bless them.
Witnessing Derek Jeter's 3000th hit.
Rediscovering a love for summer squash. Nom.
Coffee!
Handsome men wearing delicious cologne who sit next to you on the train. Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh.
Handsome men wearing delicious cologne who sit next to you on the train. Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh.
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/creepy.png) (http://xkcd.com/642/)
*melt*
Of course, I had the window and he had the aisle, which meant that the only distraction other than the cologne (so good!) was the intermittent flash of light to the right of my magazine as it reflected off his wedding ring. :P
A new version of Project Zomboid is almost ready to be released!
A new version of Project Zomboid is almost ready to be released!
W00t!
And yeah, a $6 an hour raise doesn't sound too shabby from where I'm sitting. Assuming a 40 hour work week, that's an extra $240 a week. That's a fair amount of cash to stick in Ye OldePleasure FundVisit Boogie Fund™.
It didn't happen today, but I got to take pictures of an aircraft carrier. While standing on the deck of another aircraft carrier.
I think I'm happy for a month.
It didn't happen today, but I got to take pictures of an aircraft carrier. While standing on the deck of another aircraft carrier.
I think I'm happy for a month.
I should have taken you to my parents' house. There are 5 aircraft carriers in the back yard.
(http://pugetsoundblogs.com/waterways/files/2008/08/psns.jpg)
Today is my birthday, my immediate family didn't remember and my wife/child who did remember are out of state for two weeks so I figured I'd just be spending this B-day alone at the house, chillin after work. I was pretty bummed to say the least, but my boss scheduled his lunch time to coincide with mine and took me out to eat (he remembered my b-day, neat!). He ended the meal by giving me a card that let's me train in his martial arts studio any time I want, learning Kuk Sool. Very cool of a boss.Shots dood. Tonight. We drink in hell. Tomorrow... it'll be much worse.
Today is my birthday, my immediate family didn't remember and my wife/child who did remember are out of state for two weeks so I figured I'd just be spending this B-day alone at the house, chillin after work. I was pretty bummed to say the least, but my boss scheduled his lunch time to coincide with mine and took me out to eat (he remembered my b-day, neat!). He ended the meal by giving me a card that let's me train in his martial arts studio any time I want, learning Kuk Sool. Very cool of a boss.
I didn't upchuck this morning before or after PT!
by the way - yesterday!!!! I Got some pretty exciting news! But I was told to keep it a secret so not even the internet can know.
I didn't upchuck this morning before or after PT!
by the way - yesterday!!!! I Got some pretty exciting news! But I was told to keep it a secret so not even the internet can know.
That carrot cake was absolutely stunning :)
Here's the recipe (http://www.goodtoknow.co.uk/recipes/130657/carrot-cake), I highly recommend you people give it a go.
E: I tried making the topping with both Philadelphia and the frosting thing, and I'm pretty certain the recipe means the Philadelphia stuff.
For the carrot cake topping:
200g (7oz) cream cheese
Few drops vanilla extract
3-4 level tbsp icing sugar
Orange and green food colouring
Anthropology: And a Hundred Other Stories by Dan Rhodes. Right?
http://www.zapiks.fr/le-chien-le-plus-cool-du-mon.html
About 1:40 in, when he starts doing skateboard tricks... omg.
Lutefisk is cod that has been dried in a lye solution. It looks like the desiccated cadavers of squirrels run over by trucks, but after it is soaked and reconstituted and the lye is washed out and it's cooked, it looks more fish-related, though with lutefisk, the window of success is small. It can be tasty, but the statistics aren’t on your side. It is the hereditary delicacy of Swedes and Norwegians who serve it around the holidays, in memory of their ancestors, who ate it because they were poor. Most lutefisk is not edible by normal people. It is reminiscent of the afterbirth of a dog or the world's largest chunk of phlegm.
(http://i.imgur.com/8pHPH.gif)
Quote from: Garrison Keillor's PontoonLutefisk is cod that has been dried in a lye solution. It looks like the desiccated cadavers of squirrels run over by trucks, but after it is soaked and reconstituted and the lye is washed out and it's cooked, it looks more fish-related, though with lutefisk, the window of success is small. It can be tasty, but the statistics aren’t on your side. It is the hereditary delicacy of Swedes and Norwegians who serve it around the holidays, in memory of their ancestors, who ate it because they were poor. Most lutefisk is not edible by normal people. It is reminiscent of the afterbirth of a dog or the world's largest chunk of phlegm.
You're weird, sir.
Quote from: Garrison Keillor's PontoonLutefisk is cod that has been dried in a lye solution. It looks like the desiccated cadavers of squirrels run over by trucks, but after it is soaked and reconstituted and the lye is washed out and it's cooked, it looks more fish-related, though with lutefisk, the window of success is small. It can be tasty, but the statistics aren’t on your side. It is the hereditary delicacy of Swedes and Norwegians who serve it around the holidays, in memory of their ancestors, who ate it because they were poor. Most lutefisk is not edible by normal people. It is reminiscent of the afterbirth of a dog or the world's largest chunk of phlegm.
You're weird, sir.
The creator of Dilbert has some very bad opinions about things.
I do not know exactly why, but I find the thought of chasing someone around with your penis until they cry to be in a whole new realm of hilarious.
The creator of Dilbert has some very bad opinions about things.
Yam, you have some very bad opinions about things. But you still draw hilarious comic strips.
The creator of Dilbert has some very bad opinions about things.
Yam, you have some very bad opinions about things. But you still draw hilarious comic strips.
No my opinions are not that bad in comparison
http://blogs.seattleweekly.com/dailyweekly/2011/06/scott_adams_dilbert_creatorawf.php
Dilbert guy is a dumb misogynist YOU BETTER NOT LIKE HIM
The creator of Dilbert has some very bad opinions about things.
Yam, you have some very bad opinions about things. But you still draw hilarious comic strips.
No my opinions are not that bad in comparison
http://blogs.seattleweekly.com/dailyweekly/2011/06/scott_adams_dilbert_creatorawf.php
Dilbert guy is a dumb misogynist YOU BETTER NOT LIKE HIM
I'm not sure why they rolled cheating and dick tweets in with rape.
The creator of Dilbert has some very bad opinions about things.
Yam, you have some very bad opinions about things. But you still draw hilarious comic strips.
No my opinions are not that bad in comparison
http://blogs.seattleweekly.com/dailyweekly/2011/06/scott_adams_dilbert_creatorawf.php
Dilbert guy is a dumb misogynist YOU BETTER NOT LIKE HIM
I'm not sure why they rolled cheating and dick tweets in with rape.
Why not. Pretty much anything he writes without spiky haired cartoons in it is comedy gold.
I suppose. I'm not sure what context they're coming from with the rest of the stuff, but the bits they quoted in that piece don't seem particularly douchey. I think it's a pretty well-recognized fact that human beings (especially men) have natural tendencies toward behaviors that are prohibited by social mores (regardless of what culture you're talking about). Stating the fact doesn't constitute excusing such behaviors.
The reality is that women are treated differently by society for exactly the same reason that children and the mentally handicapped are treated differently. It's just easier this way for everyone. You don't argue with a four-year old about why he shouldn't eat candy for dinner. You don't punch a mentally handicapped guy even if he punches you first. And you don't argue when a women tells you she's only making 80 cents to your dollar. It's the path of least resistance. You save your energy for more important battles.
Kale, chard, cukes.
Some fifteen year old stalking asshole once sent, for a month, nude pics to a dude who's a friend of mine in his late twenties, and I learned from him that he could be sent to jail for her bullshit. Thankfully, no law officials ever found out, at least no asshole ones.(http://i.imgur.com/SoUGi.gif)(http://i.imgur.com/SoUGi.gif)(http://i.imgur.com/SoUGi.gif)(http://i.imgur.com/SoUGi.gif)(http://i.imgur.com/SoUGi.gif)(http://i.imgur.com/SoUGi.gif)(http://i.imgur.com/SoUGi.gif)(http://i.imgur.com/SoUGi.gif)(http://i.imgur.com/SoUGi.gif)(http://i.imgur.com/SoUGi.gif)(http://i.imgur.com/SoUGi.gif)(http://i.imgur.com/SoUGi.gif)(http://i.imgur.com/SoUGi.gif)(http://i.imgur.com/SoUGi.gif)(http://i.imgur.com/SoUGi.gif)(http://i.imgur.com/SoUGi.gif)(http://i.imgur.com/SoUGi.gif)(http://i.imgur.com/SoUGi.gif)
Kale, chard, cukes.
You totally made those three up.
Kale looks pretty. Can you eat it?
Frozen blueberrieeees.
(http://i.imgur.com/Eaeqv.jpg)
Received this text message from my brother today..First off - Lmfao @ the text message.
They're on a train heading home and are only a couple hours away when I receive...
"Caught this fat 10 year old kid looking twice at my cheeseburger."
- Symph
(Parents that allow their children to enter obesity should be charged with something awful.)
Yeah, we should totally ignore all the social context of obesity and just blame parents.
Yeah, we should totally ignore all the social context of obesity and just blame parents.
C'mon dude, up until a kid is at least 13-14 their parents will be the ones choosing pretty much everything they eat.
Yeah, we should totally ignore all the social context of obesity and just blame parents.
C'mon dude, up until a kid is at least 13-14 their parents will be the ones choosing pretty much everything they eat.
Yeah, we should totally ignore all the social context of obesity and just blame parents.
C'mon dude, up until a kid is at least 13-14 their parents will be the ones choosing pretty much everything they eat.
Yes, the parents who are working double shifts because their company has been downsizing, and are little more than semi-functional zombies by the time they get "home," which really is little more than a place to sleep for 5 hours before they wake up and do it again. Let the man who can regularly plan and cook a nutritious and balanced meal for his family under these circumstances cast the first stone.
Or maybe the parents who are functionally-illiterate high-school dropouts, who don't know RDA from RZA, and buy the cheapest shit they can find with the scant charity the state provides for them. And while we're at it, let's force their kids to go outside and play and exercise in the hood, where somewhere between 50 and 75% of the males passing by will have criminal records.
Or maybe the parents who are just eating the way their parents ate before them, and the way their parents ate before them (it's called "culture"), but whose social environment (particularly working conditions) have changed from physical to sedentary, and the culture simply hasn't caught up with this rapid shift in conditions.
I mean, all that is just hippie bullshit, right? Clearly parents with fat kids are just morons deserving of scorn.
Schools in America can be partially to blame, too. When you offer pizza every day of the school year and hardly any vegetables as sides? Bleh.
My new outlook on life has me pretty pleased lately.
I've resolved to do something I have been putting off doing for about three years.
I've trained in martial arts since I was in my teens and I've been specifically training in MMA (cage fighting) for about three years now. It was always something I did as a hobby and only a hobby. I'm an office worker 8 - 10 hours a day five days a week and I go to the gym and mess around 3 or 4 days a week usually. I'm also a victim of getting busy/distracted/lazy and just not going for a few weeks at a time here and there.
Still, I'm big enough, athletic enough, and have enough natural talent that I can beat the majority of the guys in my gym, even some of the ones who do train full time to fight, even in "office-worker" shape.
About a week ago I decided to go for it. I've fixed my diet, it was never horrible, but it wasnt what it needed to be, I'm 6'1 and walk around at about 195 - 200lbs, i can drop to 185 easily and if I cut water weight/train my butt off I can hit 170, I have started training regularly on schedule (6 days a week), and set myself to the task of giving it a go before its too late. I'm 26, if I don't go for it in the next five to nine years, depending, I will never get the chance.
So, here's to chasing your dreams. Fail or succeed I want to be able to look back and not regret never going for it.
I love how people with native american blood can summon rain by dancing.
But I'm a firm believer in this truth that rain dancing is real.
It's been like two months in killeen (I think) without rain... and the day I force my buddy to rain dance is a day it rains. I'm just sayin'.
I love how people with native american blood can summon rain by dancing.
Finishing a tough workout. My arms are now limp and noodly, but it feels good to make numeric (and visible!) progress.
Wear more clothes.I love how people with native american blood can summon rain by dancing.
I'm 1/4 Native American, my dancing never makes it rain. Unless you count the tears falling from the eyes of anyone who has to watch me.
Now if I can talk sense into my insurance company today, I will throw a fucking party.
Tomatoes with salt on them.
Annual review in 6.5 hours with an 85% chance that I'll have an update post in this thread following the assessment. Who wants to get toasted if I get the raise?
Doing work for Felicia Day. I love her. I love her so, so much.
Annual review in 6.5 hours with an 85% chance that I'll have an update post in this thread following the assessment. Who wants to get toasted if I get the raise?
PROMOTED! 8)
Edit: Drinks are on me. ;)
Doing work for Felicia Day. I love her. I love her so, so much.
There's a good chance he won't keep it, when the previous owner gets privy, but I could only wish.
Man buys 300k house for 16$ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w22EOq7IsTk&feature=player_embedded)
I have told them that they should do a test to measure my anus to see whether it is dilated.
Isola di Loreto, in Lake Iseo, in Italy.
This morning, I learned that leopards are phenomenal swimmers, heheh.
This morning, I learned that leopards are phenomenal swimmers, heheh.
But you did escape?
IMMD:
“A happy woman is one who has no cares at all; a cheerful woman is one who has cares but doesn't let them get her down.” - Beverly Sills
Beautiful singer, beautiful insight!
Isola di Loreto, in Lake Iseo, in Italy.
Let's have the APM there.
Isola di Loreto, in Lake Iseo, in Italy.
Let's have the APM there.
Agreed.
Isola di Loreto, in Lake Iseo, in Italy.
Let's have the APM there.
Agreed.
I guess I can let you all visit when I make my millions and buy it.
Is that Harrison Ford? What movie is that?
Is that Harrison Ford? What movie is that?
I believe, going off murky memory, it's that movie where they're trapped in the undersea tunnel that is slowly being filled with water. I forget what it's called.
God.
Sometimes I'm really, really fucking happy we have attentive, well-coordinated Staff, here at Armageddon.
You guys - You all fucking rock.
Um um so okay they have my Firefly posters at SDCC and Joss Whedon liked them so much he literally took them from the booth and then ordered another set for his office. AND apparently he was so excited about it he was shaking and going "Omg I am geeking out so hard right now these are awesome." And then he told them he wanted me to do them for Doctor Horrible, too. And then the CEO said he'd call me next week to discuss like putting me on retainer and shit.
/fangirlcoma
Biscuits has just won life.
(http://i.imgur.com/BBELO.png)
Is it bad that I'm very tempted to call that and have a conversation with whoever's in my area code with that number?I ask them their phone number OOCly then I call them every hours or so, begging them to come play with me.
Hey baby, it's 867-5309.
Ask for Jenny.
I dunno. I saw it on tumblr.
I saw this on tumblr, too:
(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnx3xducc51qi5end.gif)
Ugh. Shit like that makes me really fucking pissed.I dunno. I saw it on tumblr.
I saw this on tumblr, too:
(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnx3xducc51qi5end.gif)
Whoah, that's not cool. It wouldn't be so bad if she just skinned her knee or something... but that could possibly be some serious head trauma there. Good reason mr. cool-guy should chill the heck out and just scold the girl for shoplifting(?) instead of possibly causing permanent injury or death over a pack of whatever.
(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnx3xducc51qi5end.gif)Ugh. Shit like that makes me really fucking pissed.
A cop who goes balls to the wall to take down some 15 year old shoplifter like she's some convicted criminal is just pathetic and disgusting.
The motherfucker deserves to get sued and dishonorably discharged from the force.
Would explain why he's (hopefully) some mall cop.(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnx3xducc51qi5end.gif)Ugh. Shit like that makes me really fucking pissed.
A cop who goes balls to the wall to take down some 15 year old shoplifter like she's some convicted criminal is just pathetic and disgusting.
The motherfucker deserves to get sued and dishonorably discharged from the force.
If he was tackling her, you'd think he wouldn't have rammed her chest-first.
One thing that does not make me happy is holding improperly-trained and under-authorized individuals to unrealistically high standards and then damning them for their mistakes.
I wasted so many hours on Dwarf Fortress... oh god. Don't even remind me of that game. It makes my OCD go into overdrive. :D
Ugh. Shit like that makes me really fucking pissed.I dunno. I saw it on tumblr.
I saw this on tumblr, too:
(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnx3xducc51qi5end.gif)
Whoah, that's not cool. It wouldn't be so bad if she just skinned her knee or something... but that could possibly be some serious head trauma there. Good reason mr. cool-guy should chill the heck out and just scold the girl for shoplifting(?) instead of possibly causing permanent injury or death over a pack of whatever.
A lot of cops fucking suck. My front two teeth are "bonded" work because, while defending myself in jail after being arrested for possession, a fucking cop slammed my face against a steel bench.
We couldn't sue his ass because it doesn't look good suing the city you're trying to bargain with, but they did fire him. Fucking assholes.
A cop who goes balls to the wall to take down some 15 year old shoplifter like she's some convicted criminal is just pathetic and disgusting.
The motherfucker deserves to get sued and dishonorably discharged from the force.
Um um so okay they have my Firefly posters at SDCC and Joss Whedon liked them so much he literally took them from the booth and then ordered another set for his office. AND apparently he was so excited about it he was shaking and going "Omg I am geeking out so hard right now these are awesome." And then he told them he wanted me to do them for Doctor Horrible, too. And then the CEO said he'd call me next week to discuss like putting me on retainer and shit.
/fangirlcoma
Vicodin prescription
I'm drinking beer at work. ;D
Tzaziki sauce.
Now, I want a gyro ...
Manboog swears wireless is less stable and less reliable.
Manboog swears wireless is less stable and less reliable.
He's right.
Teaching 10-14 year old girls about computers!
Tzaziki sauce.I like to use sour cream instead of that Greek yogurt to make it.
Teaching 10-14 year old girls about computers!
Teach them about meatspin.
Teaching 10-14 year old girls about computers!
Teach them about meatspin.
:o
I randomly googled Nilazi.
(http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/1/17/128766717205405017.jpg)
Getting that hard, brake-dust caked booger out at the end of a sweaty work day.
Got in early, finished an 8 hour job in 5 on an F250.
Went up in weight on several exercises in the gym this week. Doesn't happen often.
I'm elfish and do not put on muscle easily.
My hair. The awesome people in my life. FELICIA DAY--because she approved my stuff today. Buffalo chicken sammich.Mmm...
Just got invited to a game of poker where the winner leaves £17,500 up. The only problem is I need to raise another £2500 this week to be able to afford a place. My credit rating is fucking terrible. Anyone got a good idea?
Just got invited to a game of poker where the winner leaves £17,500 up. The only problem is I need to raise another £2500 this week to be able to afford a place. My credit rating is fucking terrible. Anyone got a good idea?
I FUCKING WON!!!
Just got invited to a game of poker where the winner leaves £17,500 up. The only problem is I need to raise another £2500 this week to be able to afford a place. My credit rating is fucking terrible. Anyone got a good idea?
I FUCKING WON!!!
Just got invited to a game of poker where the winner leaves £17,500 up. The only problem is I need to raise another £2500 this week to be able to afford a place. My credit rating is fucking terrible. Anyone got a good idea?
I FUCKING WON!!!
I NEVER DOUBTED YOU
Holy shitfuck... Cooper we need to have a celebration. I demand a live stream of you getting tanked on some Crystal.
Just got invited to a game of poker where the winner leaves £17,500 up. The only problem is I need to raise another £2500 this week to be able to afford a place. My credit rating is fucking terrible. Anyone got a good idea?
I FUCKING WON!!!
freaking out a little about how I spend it without looking suspicious.
freaking out a little about how I spend it without looking suspicious.
Slowly.
Congratulations!
Just got invited to a game of poker where the winner leaves £17,500 up. The only problem is I need to raise another £2500 this week to be able to afford a place. My credit rating is fucking terrible. Anyone got a good idea?
I FUCKING WON!!!
What's that movie where matt Damon is playing a pokerface? I totally imagine you like that.
On the bright side, getting drunk alone and rubbing one out means a 100% chance that you didn't contract Chlamydia in the process.
(Okay, 99.99999%. I'm sure someone could figure out a way to screw that up.)
You attempt to masturbate, but you drop it in the dust.
I think you're thinking of this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBE3CTcNa8I&NR=1
I think you're thinking of this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBE3CTcNa8I&NR=1
Hey, this is actually pretty good. Not the poker face, the song that follows it. I never listened to FNM.
My hair. The awesome people in my life. FELICIA DAY--because she approved my stuff today. Buffalo chicken sammich.Felicia Day is amazing!
Mike Patton is so neat. I never got to see FNM or Mr. Bungle live, though. Just Fantamos, once, opening up for Tool, and everyone was asking, "Who is that wailing like a dying cat?!"
Mike P., mofos!
This made me chuckle.
(http://i.imgur.com/jFoNr.jpg) (http://i.imgur.com/jFoNr.jpg)
my friend has this
(http://i.imgur.com/gowni.jpg)
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51nk7zAv6kL.jpg) (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001VNGKNQ)
In the mail!
I've discovered that you can get a halfway similar effect by adding in a few cloves with your peppers. But it's not the same. Nothing is the same.
cALL me doctor bitches
Doctor Bitches and Professor Weed.
Yay Clyde. That's aweome. Congrats.
Doctor Bitches and Professor Weed.
Man, could you expect anything less from Armageddon players??
I found out that not only is there a 3rd and 4th season of The Tudors, but they're on Netflix streaming now.
Also, Dexter season 5 hits Netflix (DVD) this month.
;D
(http://i.imgur.com/15H5X.jpg) (http://i.imgur.com/15H5X.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/15H5X.jpg) (http://i.imgur.com/15H5X.jpg)
This is my new desktop wallpaper. ;D
What, you don't like Dexter? :-\
Yup, that's why left-handed mercenaries were in so much demand. The more you know! 8)
MUENSTER CHEESE
According to tradition, watermelons or any kind of pumpkin kept more than ten days or after Christmas will become a vampire, rolling around on the ground and growling to pester the living. People have little fear of the vampire pumpkins and melons because of the creatures' lack of teeth.
Waking up to remember that I asked her to be my girlfriend. And she said, "yes."
Waking up to remember that I asked her to be my girlfriend. And she said, "yes."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTx3G6h2xyA
I know I'm a few weeks behind the curve on this one, but this is awesome.
Now, I feel doofy for mentioning it, but it's a happy-thing. :)
(https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-kRl2CZZHv90/TjnqpBHhGNI/AAAAAAAAA1k/KAd8Jw14KKY/ZZ64E00B9F.jpg)
<waits for boog and synthesis to start bickering about prescription drugs and dosage amounts>
and Clozapine has a lot of side effects
and Clozapine has a lot of side effects
Once I went to a doctor for sleeping pills, and he gave me that chemical. At first, I thought he meant klonopin... but he meant that shit.
I looked it up on the internet and saw where it had caused diabetes in a ridiculously high number of patients.
Plus, it had no recreational value, so I fucking chunked them.
Fuck lots of doctors.
But, hey. I got to take a nap for 4 hours today.
But, hey. I got to take a nap for 4 hours today.
That aint a nap, that's a nights sleep.
(https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-kRl2CZZHv90/TjnqpBHhGNI/AAAAAAAAA1k/KAd8Jw14KKY/ZZ64E00B9F.jpg)
<waits for boog and synthesis to start bickering about prescription drugs and dosage amounts>
Moved 26 350/400 pound MFP's from one warehouse to another using the big van today. Feel envigorated and sweaty.
(https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-kRl2CZZHv90/TjnqpBHhGNI/AAAAAAAAA1k/KAd8Jw14KKY/ZZ64E00B9F.jpg)
<waits for boog and synthesis to start bickering about prescription drugs and dosage amounts>
Sibutrex was withdrawn from the U.S. market due to adverse cardiac events. If I had to go with pharmacotherapy, I'd do phentermine, but really he needs a referral to nutrition.
Cymbalta wouldn't be my first choice for anxiety...I'd probably go with BuSpar, unless price was an issue.
Zoloft would be okay for Eyeore.
I probably wouldn't give Tigger anything.
Clozapine is a last-resort drug because of the potential adverse effects. I'd probably start with Haldol.
Uh, you guys know they're fictional characters right? Right?
Uh, you guys know they're fictional characters right? Right?
When I went to lunch I got a call. We did a phone interview. I have an in person interview on Monday.
(http://i.imgur.com/8xmR3.jpg) (http://i.imgur.com/8xmR3.jpg)
When I went to lunch I got a call. We did a phone interview. I have an in person interview on Monday.
I'm sure going to try!When I went to lunch I got a call. We did a phone interview. I have an in person interview on Monday.
Kick some ass.
HUZZAH! I appear to have fixed my 3D card. A little Arctic Silver 5 did the trick.
Also, she's french. ;D ;D ;D
Also, she's french. ;D ;D ;D
Also, she's french. ;D ;D ;D
She'll burn your house down.
Also, she's french. ;D ;D ;D
She'll burn your house down.
Yeah, probably. But I don't own a house, and I really couldn't care less. ;D
cindy you have never met a french person in your god damn life
cindy you have never met a french person in your god damn life
i state two moderately well-known facts about french manners and this is all you can snark me with?
"Dead Fantasy" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIy5Q3EB6ec)
Dead or Alive girls Vs. Final Fantasy girls
It's epic.
"Dead Fantasy" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIy5Q3EB6ec)
Dead or Alive girls Vs. Final Fantasy girls
It's epic.
"Dead Fantasy" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIy5Q3EB6ec)
Dead or Alive girls Vs. Final Fantasy girls
It's epic.
Is this gonna be some kinda cheesy fanservice thing, or is it gonna be kickass fighting?
If you aren't a 12 year old anime obsessed broken nerd you really should not watch that
If you aren't a 12 year old anime obsessed broken nerd you really should not watch that
If you aren't a 12 year old anime obsessed broken nerd you really should not watch that
I really wish I knew what the fuck's your problem.
People can't talk about something they enjoy without you inserting how much of a douchebag you are, can they?
Every time you post a silly little comment like that - I can't help but be reminded of that bullshit thread you made about trying to be a nicer person or some shit. Man, seems you're just really intent at blowing smoke up people's up asses, aren't you?
If you aren't a 12 year old anime obsessed broken nerd you really should not watch that
Did someone piss in your coffee again?
No I just didn't have any yet. Worms soon?
Every time you post a silly little comment like that - I can't help but be reminded of that bullshit thread you made about trying to be a nicer person or some shit. Man, seems you're just really intent at blowing smoke up people's up asses, aren't you?
A load of pebbles have been arranged to spell "Thank you!" in my garden. I guess those guys appreciated the brekkie ;D
Like you bastards aren't tentacle porn addicts. Yeah fuckin' right. Who doesn't want to watch sailor mercury dry hump a teddy bear.I like where this thread is going. Also so many stop liking things I dislike comments.
Like you bastards aren't tentacle porn addicts.
Like you bastards aren't tentacle porn addicts.
A load of pebbles have been arranged to spell "Thank you!" in my garden. I guess those guys appreciated the brekkie ;D
(http://www.zenzoneforum.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=10605&stc=1&d=1309868231)
I somehow think Bill Gates doesn't believe in his product any more...
(http://www.zenzoneforum.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=10605&stc=1&d=1309868231)
I somehow think Bill Gates doesn't believe in his product any more...
Please tell me that isn't photoshopped.
No one's entertained the notion that it's a prefabricated image. Nice joke, anyway, Windows sucks.
No one's entertained the notion that it's a prefabricated image. Nice joke, anyway, Windows sucks.
Windows works perfect for what I use it for.
:shrug:
Eggy bread, how I have missed you.
Hand in hand with an idle complaint, I worked from 8A to 8P Saturday and Sunday to transition my company's network onto a new one.
I have had three hours of sleep, feel like there are ants crawling on my eyes, but I'm wide awake and feel ALIVE! I'm so nervous, excited and proud of the accomplishment. Company staff have been steadily pouring in and getting right to work, small problems here and there(as to be expected with any huge technological change).
I feel so satisfied with the weekend sacrificed.
- Symph
Eggy bread, how I have missed you.
Eggy bread, how I have missed you.
... french toast?
My cat's playing fetch with me.Whenever I've had cats play fetch with me, they reversed the roles. They knock the toy away, then stare at me until I get up and go bring it back.
Yeah french toast is among my favorites.
Eggy bread is okay, but I do it a little bit more awesomely over here. Instead you take a slice of bread, tear out a hole in the center, then begin frying the bread with some butter and you place an egg in the center, where the hole is. Fry on both sides till the consistancy you like(Yolkey for me!) , add salt and pepper, enjoy.
We call it Egg in a Hole in my family.
This is baking in my oven. Right now.
Green, of course. 8)
Green, of course. 8)
I could never make it so pretty. :(
Like a boss. 8)
(http://i.imgur.com/Tic8N.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/Tic8N.gif)LMFAO! I love just how casually he fucks that guy up.
(http://www.zenzoneforum.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=10605&stc=1&d=1309868231)Funny, I have an apple sticker on the back of my gateway laptop.
I somehow think Bill Gates doesn't believe in his product any more...
Every time...
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Every time...
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(http://www.tumblr.com/photo/1280/8722990147/1/tumblr_lpp2ijk8xL1qbi8aj)
This made me feel a little better today.
... finding money in my wallet I had no idea I had. I never carry cash. Maybe the money fairy visited me? Can it do this more often?
Just about all the things made me happy today.
Hi guys.
The sting of my new Serenity tattoo under my workshirt makes me happy every time I move.
The sting of my new Serenity tattoo under my workshirt makes me happy every time I move.
After the back piece I'm planning I'm getting a tattoo of Serenity and The Bebop either on my sides or near my shoulders on the front... not sure how else to describe that wear location.
The sting of my new Serenity tattoo under my workshirt makes me happy every time I move.
Pics plz
The sting of my new Serenity tattoo under my workshirt makes me happy every time I move.QuoteAfter the back piece I'm planning I'm getting a tattoo of Serenity and The Bebop either on my sides or near my shoulders on the front... not sure how else to describe that wear location.
How'm I supposed to get cool tattoos when you snag my ideas first! :) Now I'm going to have to get Serenity wrapped in bacon or something to best that.
How'm I supposed to get cool tattoos when you snag my ideas first! :) Now I'm going to have to get Serenity wrapped in bacon or something to best that.
The sting of my new Serenity tattoo under my workshirt makes me happy every time I move.
Pics plz
(http://templeofconflict.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/2011-08-12-09.52.37-300x225.jpg)The sting of my new Serenity tattoo under my workshirt makes me happy every time I move.QuoteAfter the back piece I'm planning I'm getting a tattoo of Serenity and The Bebop either on my sides or near my shoulders on the front... not sure how else to describe that wear location.
How'm I supposed to get cool tattoos when you snag my ideas first! :) Now I'm going to have to get Serenity wrapped in bacon or something to best that.
Not my fault you're slow!
Fathi!
Looking forward to this has made me happy today:
Tomorrow I will be attending my second annual WineDown. Two floors, over eighty wines, presentations from winemakers, food pairing literature, masterclasses and in-depth exploration of particularly interesting vintages...
It's like God is a wine nerd and he loves me.
I am jealous of Biscuit's records.
I am jealous of Biscuit's records.
I feel like I'm in Mad Men. Omg. Puttin' on the Ritz is echoing throughout the house.
People have been surprisingly supportive of my decision to quit my job and go into business for myself!If you ever get annoyed, look at Barz, she's self-employed.....
People have been surprisingly supportive of my decision to quit my job and go into business for myself!If you ever get annoyed, look at Barz, she's self-employed.....
Work out! (http://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/aknightstale/takincareofbusiness.htm)
I am jealous of Biscuit's records.
I feel like I'm in Mad Men. Omg. Puttin' on the Ritz is echoing throughout the house.
I'm robbing your house. (sorry)
It's like God is a wine nerd and he loves me.
People have been surprisingly supportive of my decision to quit my job and go into business for myself!
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Just saw a video on tv, a guy put himself int a catapult that launched him straight up in there air. He parachuted before impact.
Reverse basejumping is nuts.
What balls sir. What fucking balls.
Just saw a video on tv, a guy put himself int a catapult that launched him straight up in there air. He parachuted before impact.
Reverse basejumping is nuts.
What balls sir. What fucking balls.
The Oxford Dangerous Sports Club?
Just saw a video on tv, a guy put himself int a catapult that launched him straight up in there air. He parachuted before impact.
Reverse basejumping is nuts.
What balls sir. What fucking balls.
The Oxford Dangerous Sports Club?
Rowing and netball don't count dude.
Just saw a video on tv, a guy put himself int a catapult that launched him straight up in there air. He parachuted before impact.
Reverse basejumping is nuts.
What balls sir. What fucking balls.
The Oxford Dangerous Sports Club?
Rowing and netball don't count dude.
Lol!
I'm talking about the guys who invented modern bungee jumping, made a human catapult and tried to ski in a double decker bus. All while wearing top hats and tailcoats.
This adequately portrays my excitement for Bethesda's upcoming Elderscrolls: Skyrim.
Death by excitement! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9eGtyqz4gY)
French toast for breakfast this morning.
French toast for breakfast this morning.
LauraMars sneaking in that last post before the date thread got locked. It's perfect!
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aerobic = requiring/involving oxygen; with oxygenIt does have a specific meaning when working out:
anaerobic = not requiring/involving oxygen; without oxygen
It does have a specific meaning when working out:
It does have a specific meaning when working out:
I figured he was smart enough to infer as much.
I put in about twenty application today.Oh I can't wait to see this on the news.
Damn! I can't wait to quit my job. It's gonna be memorable for them.
I don't plan to attack or kill anyone, so I doubt it'll make the news. I'm just gonna tell one of the bosses that it's common knowledge around the company that his wife is a whore. And there are a few others I'm gonna call out as well. Shit hours, shit pay, and treating the employees like shit have all earned them a little taste of "Fuck you! Guess what WP knows about you bitch??!?!?!?!?!!?" And I'm gonna serve it up.
Now Spiderman is on instantwatch and has subtitles, too! I'm not even done watching all the X-Men episodes yet.
*happysplosion*
Now Spiderman is on instantwatch and has subtitles, too! I'm not even done watching all the X-Men episodes yet.
*happysplosion*
Why are the subtitles good?
Even though it's still summer.. I fucking love leggings. I have purple, black, grey, lace and striped ones, and I can't get enough of 'em.
Daydreaming about visiting this place (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lake_Titicaca) with a fellow partner-in-crime.
On clear nights, Taquile is a perfect place for star gazing and you furthermore experience much lightning in the horizon due to electric activity in the area.
Quote from: DeliriumDaydreaming about visiting this place (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lake_Titicaca) with a fellow partner-in-crime.Titicaca, heh. Heheh.
I GOT THE FUCKING JOB YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!
These wedding photos (http://mlkshk.com/p/69H1).
My upstairs neighbors' kids are running around in the pouring rain outside, giggling and splashing in puddles.
</childhood memories>
I GOT THE FUCKING JOB YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!
I GOT THE FUCKING JOB YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!
Congratulations. That's awesome!
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I'll assume you grew these yourself, and say GO BOOG! get your greenfingers on!
Today, not much made me happy. =( Better luck tomorrow.
Bah, I'm convinced he isn't in there. :P
The baby shower my coworkers threw for me was very, very nice. I didn't expect so many people to show up, nor did I expect to get so many freaking presents! It embarrasses me, but I mean. It was really, really nice.
The baby shower my coworkers threw for me was very, very nice. I didn't expect so many people to show up, nor did I expect to get so many freaking presents! It embarrasses me, but I mean. It was really, really nice.
I felt that way at my bridal shower. I really didn't know what to do with them all! Those kind of things make me so nervous, haha.
I made dinner for the third time this week and it didn't suck. On a roll!
But nobody likes pork chops, Boog.
But nobody likes pork chops, Boog.
But nobody likes pork chops, Boog.
LAURAMARS MADE ME HAPPY TODAY
I tried the butcher command in the arena, and the necromancer managed to raise both a skeleton and a walking hollow skin... which I suppose I'll keep since it makes about as much sense as a walking skeleton. So... keep the necromancer away from your raw skin stockpiles, he he he.
PURE PWNAGE (http://inothernews.tumblr.com/post/9249136143/miguelofthedark-thats-what-i-call-pure)
This is SFW. And hilarious. Don't read it if you like Chris Brown and/or spouse abusers.
Checking Google Maps for directions at a stoplight...my phone detects the network "Pretty Fly for a WiFi."
I lol'ed.
Zoltan. He didn't do anything particular. He just makes me smile.
Biscuits. She knows why. *peer*
I get another car today. No more station wagon, which, in some ways, sucks... but in other ways does not.
Aw man. I wish earthquakes happened in Minnesota!
We just have boring old tornadoes.
Psh, boog I have dreams of natural disasters and love them. I think of global catastrophes and get very excited before I ever get pensive or thoughtful about them. Even terrible things like wars starting up riles something in my blood that makes me want to go out and seek grand adventure...
+1Psh, boog I have dreams of natural disasters and love them. I think of global catastrophes and get very excited before I ever get pensive or thoughtful about them. Even terrible things like wars starting up riles something in my blood that makes me want to go out and seek grand adventure...
Dude, me too....WTF is wrong with us? :o
http://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/
So much awesome... yet expensive stuff.
http://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/
So much awesome... yet expensive stuff.
What did u get?
+1Psh, boog I have dreams of natural disasters and love them. I think of global catastrophes and get very excited before I ever get pensive or thoughtful about them. Even terrible things like wars starting up riles something in my blood that makes me want to go out and seek grand adventure...
Dude, me too....WTF is wrong with us? :o
I daydream about large-scale disasters (often zombie outbreaks) all the time.
... and this (http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0011ZZBXE/?tag=047-20). :-X
Also, I have some of the stickiest ickiest to help me crash so I can wake up soooo fucking early tomorrow. Now. To watch Rome, arm for an hour, and smoke myself silly.
Ancient book laptop case! I'm sold!
I want a walk on water bubble too!
I want a walk on water bubble too!
That thing kinda scares me. What happens if you're out in middle of a lake and it gets a hole?
I want a walk on water bubble too!
That thing kinda scares me. What happens if you're out in middle of a lake and it gets a hole?
I want a walk on water bubble too!
That thing kinda scares me. What happens if you're out in middle of a lake and it gets a hole?
Choose a lake without sharp water?
I want a walk on water bubble too!
That thing kinda scares me. What happens if you're out in middle of a lake and it gets a hole?
Choose a lake without sharp water?
How do you inflate it and get inside of it, and then get it in the lake, without having to roll it over the ground, where there may very well be sharp things?
I want a walk on water bubble too!
That thing kinda scares me. What happens if you're out in middle of a lake and it gets a hole?
Choose a lake without sharp water?
How do you inflate it and get inside of it, and then get it in the lake, without having to roll it over the ground, where there may very well be sharp things?
Canoe.
Lol a boat i could see. But canoes are the least stable things on the planet in water.
Lol a boat i could see. But canoes are the least stable things on the planet in water.
(http://i02.i.aliimg.com/img/pb/487/891/251/1275444918670_hz-fileserver2_1421210.jpg)
That guy's destiny is to drown upside down.
That guy's destiny is to drown upside down.
Maxim, Blynn said, also offers valuable advice on how to bed female acquaintances.
"The February issue had some kick-ass info on how to score with a female friend who just got dumped," Blynn said. "You have to come on all nice and sensitive until you seal the deal. The article said chicks love it, but you have to do it right, or they'll get pissed before you can get any of that pie."
I tried coconut milk today. It was really good. I may have a new addiction.
Litany, recited by a 3 year old (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVu4Me_n91Y&feature=player_embedded#!)
Litany, recited by a 3 year old (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVu4Me_n91Y&feature=player_embedded#!)
This is amazing.
Booze, Five Guy's, cupcakes and a small cover band show made for a lovely pre-birthday weekend.
Edited for drunk Biscuits' inability to grammar.
I want some fuckin' Five Guys. God dammit.
I want some fuckin' Five Guys. God dammit.
I'mma assume that Five guys is some form of alcohol and not some sordid thing Mr Man Boog lets you do once a year :P
My neighbors hooking me up with wireless internet for $10/month!
Iiiiiiiiiiii'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaack!
My neighbors hooking me up with wireless internet for $10/month!
Iiiiiiiiiiii'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaack!
Booze, Five Guy's, cupcakes and a small cover band show made for a lovely pre-birthday weekend.
Edited for drunk Biscuits' inability to grammar.
I want some fuckin' Five Guys. God dammit.
I got my first ever pedicure today from a muscled, shaven-headed asian man. He had tattoos everywhere and four gold teeth, the front ones.
The pedicure was amazing and I can't stop grinning about Bingo the gangster nail technician.
I AM AMAZING.
I wish I could tell you all why.
/tease
Sometimes, Laura, I want to borrow your life. Just for a little bit.
Oddly, one of the things I'm most happy about today is that I drunkenly stumbled in upon the tattoo artist I want to use and now I've got a three hour appointment for next week. My first tattoo in a series of others I think. Not only that he can hook me up with someone who can do brand work which makes me (again oddly I guess) really excited.
Happy birthday to Is Friday and myself! Yay! We lived another year!
Yes, I'm wishing myself a happy birthday.