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General => World and Roleplaying Discussion => Topic started by: Jacques on May 26, 2004, 08:58:34 AM

Title: On the price of T&A...
Post by: Jacques on May 26, 2004, 08:58:34 AM
I really don't now why this occurred to me, but it's something I wanted to get a few opinions about.

Scenario: The rough and tumble mercenary has just come back from a successful job, and has a pouch full of 'sid that he plans to piss away on booze and women. Well, we know how much the booze costs (thanks to the list command), but the next morning, hung over but smiling, when the guy wants to brag about the "best XX 'sid I ever spent", how much are we talking here? What IS the going rate for whores in the major population centers? Any ideas? (A range will be fine here)

And since not all prostitutes are created equal, and price probably varies accordingly, let's divide them up into the following categories for the sake of discussion:

1) Look... a free disease with every visit!
2) Well, she's no looker, but she's still got all her parts.
3) Just another working girl, but good at what she does.
4) Wow... even her underwear is silk.
5) Are you SURE she's not a noble?

Any ideas? It will greatly help my ability with my current and future characters to brag about a wild night of drunken debauchery. Or to lament not having enough to take that feisty young thing to a private room.
Title: On the price of T&A...
Post by: Larrath on May 26, 2004, 09:22:24 AM
These are all estimates, and keep in mind that they vary tremendously between each prostitute and for each customer.

1) The cheapest, diseased 'rinthi whores will generally go for ten 'sid, sometimes even less.

2) A common prostitute is probably not more than fifty 'sid, but can go as high as a hundred.

3) A 'good' prostitute will probably be in the vicinity of a hundred and fifty.

4) The very best prostitutes really have no upper limit, but I'd say that the average price would be around five hundred.

There -has- been an uber whore PC, by the way, who charged a thousand a lay, but that is considered to be very expensive, even for her category.

Again, the prices vary greatly and generally apply for PCs who may or may not have been overcharging.  (PC 'rinthis will probably charge more than ten 'sid though...maybe thirty).
Title: On the price of T&A...
Post by: Bestatte on May 26, 2004, 10:08:59 AM
Hint: In the north exists a certain NPC you can "Talk" to. I recommend, if you are in the north, that you do so. You'll find what you seek.
Title: On the price of T&A...
Post by: Sanvean on May 26, 2004, 06:57:57 PM
The estimates Larrath provides seem reasonable.  I'd point out that only 50% of the Zalanthan whores are female, though.
Title: On the price of T&A...
Post by: Meatwad on May 26, 2004, 07:00:48 PM
So...do we wish up acting for the prostitute to be animated by a staff member?
Title: On the price of T&A...
Post by: Sanvean on May 26, 2004, 07:04:04 PM
Er.  No.
Title: On the price of T&A...
Post by: Agent_137 on May 26, 2004, 07:09:56 PM
Quote from: "Meatwad"So...do we wish up acting for the prostitute to be animated by a staff member?

HAHAHAHAHAHHA.

Oh that's rich.

HAHAHAHH.


Good stuff.

*wipes a tear*

If you can't find a PC whore, just do it virtual style. Give the npc some of your sids and call it a night.
Title: On the price of T&A...
Post by: Meatwad on May 26, 2004, 07:32:09 PM
Ahh no way, I, the player, want my character, a playa, to have some descriptive interactions so that I can be entertained for the sid it cost.  What am I talking about...
Title: On the price of T&A...
Post by: Meatwad on May 26, 2004, 09:00:33 PM
Well now I'm wondering about kank's being animated for similar situations...
Hey, can I special app a kank?  That'd be fun.
Title: On the price of T&A...
Post by: ShaLeah on May 26, 2004, 10:45:38 PM
Quote from: "Larrath"There -has- been an uber whore PC, by the way, who charged a thousand a lay, but that is considered to be very expensive, even for her category.

Having played said whore I can tell you this, that sort of pay came with "perks" (no pun intended) that regular whores couldn't afford to give, it also guaranteed a certain kind of clientele.  It all depends on the market your John is frequenting and don't forget, whores haggle too. Everything is negotiable on Zalanthas. :)
Title: On the price of T&A...
Post by: Larrath on May 27, 2004, 05:28:00 AM
Show off.
:P
Title: On the price of T&A...
Post by: ShaLeah on May 27, 2004, 09:00:18 AM
Quote from: "Meatwad"Ahh no way, I, the player, want my character, a playa, to have some descriptive interactions so that I can be entertained for the sid it cost.  What am I talking about...
There are PC whores in game currently, you just have to know where to find them. Also remember that a PC doesn't -have- to be a whore to accept coin for time spent, nothing's stopping you from offering a cute female some sid just to kank or dance. Seek and ye shall find.  :)

Quote from: "Larrath"Show off.
:P
I'm sure I'll make another whore sometime, mabe a rinther one everyone can afford!
With the stench that clings to the maze-like streets outside seeping into the hovel, the pustuled, scrawny whore winks at you as she swings her slaver's whip off to her side, her sores gleaming in the lantern light.
Title: On the price of T&A...
Post by: spawnloser on May 27, 2004, 09:53:21 AM
Of all the professions out there, whore's do have a hard time of it as PC's, since they can only get coin for services rendered, and the only people asking for the service are PC's, since NPC's are not animated constantly for anyone.  I can see it being difficult to play a low-class prostitute.
Title: On the price of T&A...
Post by: The7DeadlyVenomz on May 27, 2004, 11:12:18 AM
Quote from: "spawnloser"...whore's ... can only get coin for services rendered...
?
Title: On the price of T&A...
Post by: spawnloser on May 27, 2004, 11:17:07 AM
Okay, sorry...they can get coin in other ways, but if you are playing a whore that does other work, that's kinda cheating the concept, I think.
Title: On the price of T&A...
Post by: flurry on May 27, 2004, 11:24:08 AM
Quote from: "ShaLeah"Also remember that a PC doesn't -have- to be a whore to accept coin for time spent, nothing's stopping you from offering a cute female some sid just to kank or dance. Seek and ye shall find.  :)

Heh.   My very first PC (who was anything but cute) was sitting in a tavern when some guy sized her up and said "How much?"   She kind of shook her head and rolled her eyes.    When he persisted, she made some kind of smartass comment that he didn't have enough.   Then he offered 300 sid which, apparently, was enough.
Title: On the price of T&A...
Post by: Anonymous on May 27, 2004, 12:13:41 PM
Oh man, flurry, that's a funny story.
Title: On the price of T&A...
Post by: spawnloser on May 27, 2004, 02:30:44 PM
Quote from: "flurry"When he persisted, she made some kind of smartass comment that he didn't have enough.   Then he offered 300 sid which, apparently, was enough.
That is a beautiful quote.
Title: On the price of T&A...
Post by: Teleri on May 27, 2004, 03:52:34 PM
Maybe the PC is a part-time whore?  Just trying to get a little extra for...whatever he or she needs a little more than she's earning.  Same with thieves who work somewhere else.
Title: On the price of T&A...
Post by: Anonymous on May 31, 2004, 11:18:25 AM
Like her mother's dialysis ?
Title: On the price of T&A...
Post by: NewGirlJasmine on June 17, 2004, 12:57:36 AM
hehehe I wanna make a assasin/whore character!
Title: On the price of T&A...
Post by: Majikal on June 17, 2004, 01:26:51 AM
Maybe they just do it cause they like it.. the sid is just a bonus.  :wink:

my 2nd char was an assasin whore.. sadly.. my first client was a thief and stole my dagger before I could even think about doing anything with it... later on my sid came up missing. I assume he got his moneys worth. *sigh*
Title: On the price of T&A...
Post by: NewGirlJasmine on June 17, 2004, 01:31:22 AM
hehe yeah right now Im in the Academy getting bitched out cuz I didnt bow fast enough for Lady Borsail earlier....(sigh)
Title: On the price of T&A...
Post by: Agent_137 on June 17, 2004, 03:32:44 AM
heheh. You should join the byn. Now bowing, just lots of saluting.

Oh, and careful with that, it's a pinch IC. :mrgreen:  Ya don't want people pickin' up on who you are currently playing, well, maybe you don't care. . .i generally don't, but it's best to leave current events to your current character in game.  at least, that's the feeling i get. I'm kinda new myself.

But then, saying that your usually in the barrel drinking, to me that's ok. It's no worse than clanners making appointment times ooc.

Krath, i just derailed this thread, didn't i? forget i ever said this.
Title: On the price of T&A...
Post by: JollyGreenGiant on June 17, 2004, 11:07:55 AM
Quote from: "Anonymous"Like her mother's dialysis ?

That gag's got whiskers on it.
Title: On the price of T&A...
Post by: NewGirlJasmine on June 17, 2004, 06:39:47 PM
Quote from: "Agent_137"
But then, saying that your usually in the barrel drinking, to me that's ok. It's no worse than clanners making appointment times ooc.

Krath, i just derailed this thread, didn't i? forget i ever said this.

Well Im glad not everyone is so anal and bitchy about it! Besides I never said who my character was anyway....this is agame right? you know we are supposed to be having FUN......lighten up people please!
Title: On the price of T&A...
Post by: Bardex on June 17, 2004, 07:04:56 PM
Quote from: "NewGirlJasmine"
Quote from: "Agent_137"
But then, saying that your usually in the barrel drinking, to me that's ok. It's no worse than clanners making appointment times ooc.

Krath, i just derailed this thread, didn't i? forget i ever said this.

Well Im glad not everyone is so anal and bitchy about it! Besides I never said who my character was anyway....this is agame right? you know we are supposed to be having FUN......lighten up people please!

Oh c'mon - everyone who has any knowledge of some atrium chick who didn't bow fast enough for a Borsail lady now knows that you are that chick's player. Personally - I don't give a damn who plays who, as long as they RP consistent to their character's personality, and keep IC info off the GDB. So now - I, who -might- be some abusive twink playing a southern sneaky assassin type, can easily take this info, go to the Borsail noble chick, claim "word got around" about someone who was annoying her, and offer my assassin services at a low low price.

And your character could end up getting whacked - all because you decided to post this IC info on the GDB.

Fortunately for you, MOST players of this game won't abuse this kind of info. Fortunately for you, even if I -was- the type to do so, my character isn't a sneaky assassin type who would give two shits about Borsail or the Atrium. But there are some players who haven't grasped the notion yet - and you just advertised, right here on the GDB, that an Atrium commoner pissed off a Borsail noble. This can cause all kinds of interesting things in-game as a result of your spilling the beans to other players OOCly.

This is why, on the very top of every single page of this GDB, no matter where you click - it reads - in big bold print: no IC-sensitive info.

That doesn't mean - no IC-sensitive info unless you don't care who knows who you play, or no IC-sensitive info except this one thing because you don't think it's important.
Title: On the price of T&A...
Post by: Agent_137 on June 17, 2004, 08:18:09 PM
Quote from: "NewGirlJasmine"
Quote from: "Agent_137"
But then, saying that your usually in the barrel drinking, to me that's ok. It's no worse than clanners making appointment times ooc.

Krath, i just derailed this thread, didn't i? forget i ever said this.

Well Im glad not everyone is so anal and bitchy about it! Besides I never said who my character was anyway....this is agame right? you know we are supposed to be having FUN......lighten up people please!


I intended to come off as a casual and friendly reccomendation, not anal and bitchy...i figured it'd be clear by the big -green- happy face, but w/e.

I'm one of the less anal and bitchy people on this board. If you think that was bad. . . get ready. :O
Title: On the price of T&A...
Post by: spawnloser on June 17, 2004, 09:41:51 PM
Yeah, be grateful that Carnage and I didn't get into an argument over this topic...maybe because everyone's advice to the new chick has been pretty good.
Title: On the price of T&A...
Post by: Mr.Camel on June 18, 2004, 05:48:35 AM
Agent +  :mrgreen: = Don't get pissed off, he's not being very serious.
Title: On the price of T&A...
Post by: Agent_137 on June 18, 2004, 12:53:51 PM
i love mr. green. He's so happy and friendly. :mrgreen:
Title: On the price of T&A...
Post by: jmordetsky on June 18, 2004, 01:58:11 PM
Quote from: "Bardex"

And your character could end up getting whacked - all because you decided to post this IC info on the GDB.


Then there's people who will just IC whack your IC character for the OC reason that they now know that you're the OC girl posting IC on the OC boards.


EDIT: That said....When you're thinking of giving out ic info, think about how you can ruin a player's experience. I don't want to know who you are OC, when I'm playing my character. It significantly reduces my experience. So plz, keep it to yourself.