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Title: The best of the worst of realism ideas
Post by: LindseyBalboa on August 06, 2021, 04:09:27 PM
This is for the best worst realism ideas. Such as:

-Slow down time to match RL time, 1:1. -1 hp dying that used to take 30 mins? It takes 3 RL days now.

-Introduce random chances of characters being created with chemical imbalances that cause panic attacks and other emotional issues.

-Make body hair grow and require shaving and hair cuts if you want consistency.
Title: Re: The best of the worst of realism ideas
Post by: Fernandezj on August 06, 2021, 04:18:43 PM
You feel the urge to urinate.

You feel the urge to urinate.

You feel the urge to urinate.

You feel the urge to urinate.

You feel the urge to urinate.

You feel the urge to urinate.

...
Title: Re: The best of the worst of realism ideas
Post by: Brytta Léofa on August 06, 2021, 04:23:32 PM
> poop
You are currently wearing pants. To poop anyway, type 'poop die'.
Title: Re: The best of the worst of realism ideas
Post by: Fernandezj on August 06, 2021, 04:43:39 PM
>sleep

You remember that one time you bowed at the scrawny man instead of the scrawny templar.

You cannot sleep.

>sleep

You remember that time you called Lord Borsail m'lady.

You cannot sleep.



>wake

You cannot wakeup!

You think:
   "Just a few more minutes."

>wake

You cannot wakeup!

You think:
   "Just a few more minutes."
Title: Re: The best of the worst of realism ideas
Post by: Hauwke on August 06, 2021, 05:44:36 PM
> eat steak

> You've had like, 6 of these, are you sure you want to do that fatty?
Title: Re: The best of the worst of realism ideas
Post by: Fernandezj on August 06, 2021, 06:07:56 PM
You are sober.

>n

You trip on your feet because you are a clumsy little dickens.
Title: Re: The best of the worst of realism ideas
Post by: Cabooze on August 06, 2021, 06:27:34 PM
> eat tuber

> eat tuber

> eat tuber

*for ingame years*

> You are dying of malnutrition.
Title: Re: The best of the worst of realism ideas
Post by: zealus on August 06, 2021, 07:56:42 PM
High up in the known

Shit is high, yo

Look d

You feel vertigo
Title: Re: The best of the worst of realism ideas
Post by: Pariah on August 06, 2021, 08:23:37 PM
QuoteTwo men wearing brown military abas approach with canes.

"Congratulations on completing your year Runners, you're now Troopers!" exclaims a man sitting in an agafari wheelchair.

"Keep up the good work and you'll one day be a Sergeant like me!" He then nods to a younger man who pushes him back into his office with a few more disabled men.
Because with the amount of abuse Bynners take daily, they would definitely all be god damn handicapped.
Title: Re: The best of the worst of realism ideas
Post by: hyzhenhok on August 06, 2021, 10:44:32 PM
The Bustling, Busy Tavern [North, East, South]
This is a bustling, busy tavern with lots of people you've never met.
Several PCs you've never met are here.

look PC

*The odds of you picking them out of the crowd at random are low.*
You survey the crowds...
No one like "PC" stands out to you.

look 2.PC.

*The odds of you picking them out of the crowd at random are low.*
You survey the crowds...
No one like "2.PC" stands out to you.

sit bar
You sit at the long bar.
At your table, someone unnotable speaks. You have no reason to pay attention to their conversation.
Title: Re: The best of the worst of realism ideas
Post by: Inks on August 06, 2021, 11:41:29 PM
The tarantula bites your torso, doing a grevious wound!

Your organs are ruptured!

You die of massive organ failure.

‐---------------

Also if you are hit in head hard permanent wisdom loss, unspeakable is brain haemorraging and instant death.
Title: Re: The best of the worst of realism ideas
Post by: oggotale on August 06, 2021, 11:53:09 PM
Short men are kings - but turn down how absurdly stronk dwarves are. I mean.... Damn.
Title: Re: The best of the worst of realism ideas
Post by: Fernandezj on August 07, 2021, 12:20:01 AM

You feel you should smoke some more spice, like right now.

You feel you should smoke some more spice, like right now.

You feel you should smoke some more spice, like right now.

You feel you should smoke some more spice, like right now.

You feel you should smoke some more spice, like right now.

You feel you should smoke some more spice, like right now.

You feel you should smoke some more spice, like right now.

You feel you should smoke some more spice, like right now.

You feel you should smoke some more spice, like right now.

You feel you should smoke some more spice, like right now.

You feel you should smoke some more spice, like right now.

You feel you should smoke some more spice, like right now.
Title: Re: The best of the worst of realism ideas
Post by: Hauwke on August 07, 2021, 02:45:38 AM
Quote from: oggotale on August 06, 2021, 11:53:09 PM
Short men are kings - but turn down how absurdly stronk dwarves are. I mean.... Damn.

Dwarven stats are fine as they are. What's not okay is how they are often played.

Also:

Drink bamberry
You feel like your liver has gotten worse and your skin is going yellow.
Title: Re: The best of the worst of realism ideas
Post by: oggotale on August 07, 2021, 08:20:52 AM
Quote from: Hauwke on August 07, 2021, 02:45:38 AM
Quote from: oggotale on August 06, 2021, 11:53:09 PM
Short men are kings - but turn down how absurdly stronk dwarves are. I mean.... Damn.

Dwarven stats are fine as they are. What's not okay is how they are often played.

Also:

Drink bamberry
You feel like your liver has gotten worse and your skin is going yellow.

I wonder why people play them so much...

Cmon now dude it's obviously because they're stupidly stronk.
Title: Re: The best of the worst of realism ideas
Post by: WarriorPoet on August 07, 2021, 08:25:01 AM
Every other year, the Commons and Rinth is depopulated because of a lack of fresh water and sanitation.

O n0! Cholera is bad!
Title: Re: The best of the worst of realism ideas
Post by: Hauwke on August 07, 2021, 05:26:17 PM
Quote from: oggotale on August 07, 2021, 08:20:52 AM
Quote from: Hauwke on August 07, 2021, 02:45:38 AM
Quote from: oggotale on August 06, 2021, 11:53:09 PM
Short men are kings - but turn down how absurdly stronk dwarves are. I mean.... Damn.

Dwarven stats are fine as they are. What's not okay is how they are often played.

Also:

Drink bamberry
You feel like your liver has gotten worse and your skin is going yellow.

I wonder why people play them so much...

Cmon now dude it's obviously because they're stupidly stronk.

How they are often played. Not how often they are played.
Title: Re: The best of the worst of realism ideas
Post by: Lotion on August 07, 2021, 07:26:27 PM
Quote from: Pariah on August 06, 2021, 08:23:37 PM
QuoteTwo men wearing brown military abas approach with canes.

"Congratulations on completing your year Runners, you're now Troopers!" exclaims a man sitting in an agafari wheelchair.

"Keep up the good work and you'll one day be a Sergeant like me!" He then nods to a younger man who pushes him back into his office with a few more disabled men.
Because with the amount of abuse Bynners take daily, they would definitely all be god damn handicapped.
I always assumed that the superhuman metabolism/healing zalanthans (especially npcs) have was some kind of genetic thing that was selected for over time because people who could heal faster didn't die and got to fuck more
Title: Re: The best of the worst of realism ideas
Post by: hyzhenhok on August 08, 2021, 12:01:39 AM
Quote from: Lotion on August 07, 2021, 07:26:27 PM
Quote from: Pariah on August 06, 2021, 08:23:37 PM
QuoteTwo men wearing brown military abas approach with canes.

"Congratulations on completing your year Runners, you're now Troopers!" exclaims a man sitting in an agafari wheelchair.

"Keep up the good work and you'll one day be a Sergeant like me!" He then nods to a younger man who pushes him back into his office with a few more disabled men.
Because with the amount of abuse Bynners take daily, they would definitely all be god damn handicapped.
I always assumed that the superhuman metabolism/healing zalanthans (especially npcs) have was some kind of genetic thing that was selected for over time because people who could heal faster didn't die and got to fuck more

For playability reasons it pretty much has to be that the extent of actual injury has to depend on context, not pure HP. So when your dwarf sparring partner gets a few heavy shots in and knocks you down to 40 HP, you're not really "heavily wounded" even though that's what the text says. The idea that Zalanthans are all literally Wolverine is a funny alternative but a bit much.
Title: Re: The best of the worst of realism ideas
Post by: Fernandezj on August 08, 2021, 01:01:08 AM
Many muds have locational damage, and it's both fun and cripplingly debilitating.
Title: Re: The best of the worst of realism ideas
Post by: Tranquil on August 08, 2021, 01:07:28 AM
>scm
Your mount is very hungry. Your mount is dehydrated.

>n
Your mount is too exhausted.

It's legs buckling, a large war beetle collapses beneath you and heaves out it's last breath.
Title: Re: The best of the worst of realism ideas
Post by: Inks on August 08, 2021, 02:10:32 AM
Your alcoholism causes you to continue to bleed after getting a wound.

Sun Runners go extinct to turaals.
Title: Re: The best of the worst of realism ideas
Post by: Hauwke on August 08, 2021, 02:42:58 AM
Quote from: Inks on August 08, 2021, 02:10:32 AM
Your alcoholism causes you to continue to bleed after getting a wound.

Sun Runners go extinct to turaals.
Straight up just die to a 1hp move through a thorns room because you nicked the front of your forearm like an idiot.
Title: Re: The best of the worst of realism ideas
Post by: Dan on August 08, 2021, 09:01:55 AM
Day seven, the storm rages on.

An earthquake strikes and collapses buildings and crushes people.

A natural disaster strikes out of nowhere.

Run > You don't feel like it, your motivation is low.

Craft spear > You begin procrastinating. There is still time.

A pandemic sweeps through the populace, killing 90%.
Title: Re: The best of the worst of realism ideas
Post by: Dan on August 08, 2021, 09:05:27 AM
That undiagnosed lump is getting bigger.  You're scared to do anything about it, surely if you ignore it, it'll go away.

"Sorry you overdrafted your account with House Nenyuk by three 'sid, resulting in a one smell fee. You did not immediately rectify this and your balance is now negative two thousand and three hundred."
Title: Re: The best of the worst of realism ideas
Post by: Inks on August 08, 2021, 09:49:46 AM
You have contracted incurable zagula, the gift that keeps on giving.
Title: Re: The best of the worst of realism ideas
Post by: Classclown on August 20, 2021, 11:26:28 PM
Sniff middle finger.

Title: Re: The best of the worst of realism ideas
Post by: Jarvis on August 21, 2021, 12:25:54 PM
Dysentery requires you to type a random string of characters at random times with increasing difficulty as a willpower test to prevent your character from soiling himself.
Title: Re: The best of the worst of realism ideas
Post by: James de Monet on August 27, 2021, 09:34:21 AM
Quote from: Brytta Léofa on August 06, 2021, 04:23:32 PM
> poop
You are currently wearing pants. To poop anyway, type 'poop die'.


I lol'd pretty hard at this.