assess codpiece
A shell-plated leather codpiece can be worn about one's waist.
A shell-plated leather codpiece can be worn on parts of the face (eyebrow, eyes, nose, lips, tongue).
A shell-plated leather codpiece can be worn on under feet.
A shell-plated leather codpiece can be worn on the pelvis.
A shell-plated leather codpiece can be worn on the eyes.
A shell-plated leather codpiece looks like it will fit you.
It is very light.
Soooo, where is the bug? Havent you ever wore a codpiece on the nose before?
It's funny how loincloths default to eyes sometimes. Or maybe did once.
Might be a joke I think?
Wear loincloth eyes, huh?
Didn't someone ask for a blindfold a while back, and I went on a rant about how blindfighting training could just be rp'ed?
Wear loincloth eyes./derail