Welcome new staffer!
Welcome!
Have fun!
Enjoy the brainz.
>Close skull
You close your skull, protecting your brainz.
>lock skull
There is no keyhole!
>put key nose
You jab the key too far up your nose and puncture your brain cavity spilling tissue out onto the floor.
<beep>
Welcome to Armageddon!
Welcome! Hope you enjoy!
Welcome! :)
I'm cute please don't eat me .. :P ;)
Welcome!
Is this like... STITCH Hishn? From Firefly?
Because if so, you walk funny.
Thanks! I look forward to playing with you all.
He's nice! Watch out, that just means he will steal your brainz.
Oh shi--
Awesome avatar, new staffer.
Welcome aboard. Don't get overwhelmed, and make sure you have good lines of communication with your admin and fellow storytellers. They can be so critical when starting a new project.
That aside, I can't wait for you to taste me brainses.
All.this butt kissing is chapping my lips!
New kiddies can't dock karma... Right?
em puckers up, salivating lewdly
Welcome Eater of the brainz!!
Welcome to the next new staff member! :)
I eat rotting flesh off corpses. So brainz will not be suitable tribute.
Holy shizznuts. He's upping the ante... Y'know what, my corpses don't have flesh, so -there-!
Gotta make sure I won't hear that beep then. Grats, Euronym-- I mean... Eurynomos.
Nom for short...
Quote from: Eurynomos on April 09, 2012, 12:21:35 AM
Nom for short...
(as in Nomnomnom I eat rotting flesh off corpses, get it?)
He's clever, I llllllllllike it!
emote reaches for the chapstick
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Welcome again.
Welcome, again. Where is all this new staff coming from? There hasn't been a recruitment announcement.
Quote from: spicemustflow on April 09, 2012, 03:46:23 AM
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I despise this man for killing the mere mortal that decided to desecrate my sacred name and spell it wrong.
I have already set aside a special plot of land for his skin.
To the question about where new staff is coming from - these are actually from the last recruiting round we did. Sometimes we hold off on the invite etc as taking too many on at once can be problematic, among other reasons.
Welcome! LONG LIVE THE NEW FLESH!
Welcome :)
New Staff Now
We must torment always
mantis head.
Good fucking luck. Fella.