For your mild amusement, this is meant purely tongue-in-cheek. Additional verses are welcome.
O I'm a feckin' gemmed and I'm okay
I sit in my temple, casting away,
I drop by to the Gaj if the moons are right
but it's back to my temple as soon as it's light.
O I'm a feckin' gemmed and I'm okay
I cast all night and I cast all day
People say I make their nutsacks itch
But the truth really is I'm a templar's little bitch.
O I'm a feckin' gemmed and I'm okay
I grind my spells out each and every day
But in the end you know all's put to right.
I'll die the next time that 'nak is in a fight.
Im a fuckin' ranger and I got swagger..
Hit up Cenyr because they got the best lager..
So hot that you mess wit'me I kick your ass
So hot when I walk on sand it turns to glass!
Oi, im a fuckin' ranger and I got'da beats,
Or is it beasts? Kill enough for thirty feasts!
Smoke that tho', drink that swill...
You all love me because im so ill... with scrub fever, yeah. Scrub fever. Yeah.
I'm a twink and I'm okay,
I spar all night and I hunt all day,
I've joined a clan so I don't die,
Only took 3 days to get skills so high....
My clan's great cause I'm with my mate,
we spam teach and we never wait,
I take loot from the clannie's chests,
they don't need it cause I'm the bests...
Dual weapons I love to wield,
but I also twink out with my training shield.
Blind fighting I hope to know,
also archery so I can use a bow.
Maxxed kick and bash are an absolute must,
Without I can't put n00bs in the dust...
I know branching in and out,
what skills to train without a doubt,
My greatest frustration is the weapon analyze,
"This appears unremarkable to your eyes,"...
Oh, I'm a twink and I'm okay,
not at RP really but definitely PK...
Chillin' out cool as a noble's aide,
When I'm not bar-sittin' I'm gettin' laid.
Gotta piece of silk for every wear_location
Spammin' day and night my skill_flirtation.
Maxxed contact, maxxed barrier and also expel
Hearin' all your whispers cause I spam listen as well.
Go to your apartment? Sure thanks for askin'
Oh snap BACKSTAB, I'm guild assassin!
(Somehow, somewhere, we went from Monty Python to Sushi K. Let's go back)
Oh, I'm a Byn Sargent and I'm okay,
I recruit all night and I spar all day.
I cut down gith, I eat my stew,
I go to the lavat....lavat...shitters.
I'm an f.me and I'm okay
I sex all night and I sex all day
I don't play the game to do anything cool
I just use my junk to rool the skool
I'm a merchant and it's not okay
to stack up messages over the way
From login to logout it's psi psi psi
makes me an npc and that's no lie.
I'm a merchant and I sell all day
face-to-face is how I like to play.
The sids pile up however I sell
but meet and greet is much more swell.
Ohhhh I'm a merchant and I'm okay
I psi all night and I psi all day
Stop contacting me and give me a rest
and then I'll sell you my very best!
I'm a Byn lieutenant and I'm okay
I drink Sky Draught and I kank all day
A dipshit runner irritates me with a quip
I'm a big old meanie, I haul out the whip
Oh I'm a Byn lieutenant and I'm okay
Doing dirty work for the folks that pay
Preface every plummet with "It's a livin'"
At the Gaj I tell tales of all the ass-kickings I've given
I'm a Bynner Looey and I'm okay
Half the time I'm too drunk to Way
Got us stuck outside the gates but it's alright
I'll croon a shitty song to help pass the stormy night
HAHAHAH love you guys
no one's come up with a chorus yet
I'm a D-elf 'n I run all day.
I don't ever walk whenever I roleplay.
Livin' in the desert and stayin' away from the pits.
Gotta be careful -now, not to fall in a pit.
Ho! --- My name is;
I can't tell you 'cus that'd be too OOC
But that don't stop me from never lookin' where I pee.
Peace ya'll. Word up. Mutha-fuckin' west side. The Pah, son!
I'm a mindworm and I'm okay
Shut the drov up and do what I say
If I don't like you I'll screw with your head
I play with your thoughts, until you are dead
(Insert relevant verse here: F.me, aide)
I'm a damn psi and I'm okay
Spending my life mind in the Way
I know who everyone is kanking
I know who everyone is ganking
I put IC info in a song and tektolnes didn't like it -Nyr
im tektolnes and im peachy
i locked this thread cause it went too ic