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General => Code Discussion => Topic started by: shadeoux on April 21, 2009, 09:55:43 PM

Title: I win!
Post by: shadeoux on April 21, 2009, 09:55:43 PM
A sand-filled sparring dummy is standing here, rigid and unmoving, bleeding lightly.

Bad hiding spot for a thief i think.

Title: Re: I win!
Post by: Synthesis on April 21, 2009, 10:00:39 PM
Quote from: shadeoux on April 21, 2009, 09:55:43 PM
A sand-filled sparring dummy is standing here, rigid and unmoving, bleeding lightly.

Bad hiding spot for a thief i think.



Somebody's playing a half-giant in either the militia or House Kurac.

::)
Title: Re: I win!
Post by: Agent_137 on April 21, 2009, 10:27:07 PM
HAHAH.
Title: Re: I win!
Post by: Archbaron on April 21, 2009, 10:30:22 PM
Quote from: shadeoux on April 21, 2009, 09:55:43 PM
A sand-filled sparring dummy is standing here, rigid and unmoving, bleeding lightly.
tw1n|<
Title: Re: I win!
Post by: Cutthroat on April 21, 2009, 10:31:29 PM
Ah, so this is how you win Armageddon.
Title: Re: I win!
Post by: Hexxaex on April 22, 2009, 12:47:00 AM
I've had one or two instances where a sparring dummy dodged my attack.  I think that's how you lose the game.
Title: Re: I win!
Post by: Sephiroto on April 22, 2009, 01:11:02 AM
Screw a wagon armored with bahamet shell.  Wrap an argosy in sparring dummies to win the game.  That's the best way to survive an apocalypse or Dragon attack.  Just be sure to bring plenty of food (or magickers).
Title: Re: I win!
Post by: Rhyden on April 22, 2009, 01:20:25 AM
Mul + sparring dummy = win.
Title: Re: I win!
Post by: Synthesis on April 22, 2009, 01:42:28 AM
In The Desert [NESW]
This is somewhere in the middle of the desert. It's hot,
and there's sand all over the place, as far as the eye
can see.
The immense, dark-skinned half-giant is standing here, holding a sand-filled sparring dummy.
The figure in a hooded blue templar's robe is standing here.
A human Allanaki soldier is standing here.

> l w

West of here, the desert stretches out to the horizon.
[Very far]
Nothing.
[Far]
A small unit of Tuluki infantry is assembled here.
A unit of half-giant Tuluki infantry looms here.
The tall, war-braided Jihaen templar is standing here.
[Near]
Nothing.



Peering up at him, the figure in a hooded blue templar's robe says to the immense, dark-skinned half-giant, in sirihish:
     "Private, release the decoy. When they commence the attack, we will flank and destroy them."

Nodding, the immense, dark-skinned half-giant says, in sirihish:
     "Okay, Lord Templar."

The immense, dark-skinned half-giant releases a sand-filled sparring dummy and roughly shoves it west.

> l w

West of here, the desert stretches out to the horizon.
[Very far]
Nothing.
[Far]
Nothing.
[Near]
A small unit of Tuluki infantry is here, fighting a sand-filled sparring dummy.
A unit of half-giant Tuluki infantry is here, fighting a sand-filled sparring dummy.
The tall, war-braided Jihaen templar is here, fighting a sand-filled sparring dummy.

The figure in a hooded blue templar's robe taps his fingers together, a wicked smile creeping across his lips.

Reaching for his jade-emblazoned, ivory-hilted obsidian greatsword, the figure in a hooded blue templar's robe says, in sirhish:
     "Excellent.  Everything is proceeding according to plan."

Turning to his three minions, the figure in a hooded blue templar's robe exclaims, in sirihish:
     "Today, we honor the Highlord with a glorious victory! Charge!"

The figure in a hooded blue templar's robe unslings a jade-emblazoned, ivory-hilted obsidian greatsword from his back.

Leading a charge across the sands, the figure in a hooded blue templar's robe runs west.
The immense, dark-skinned half-giant runs west.
A human Allanaki soldier runs west.
You follow the figure in a hooded blue templar's robe and run west.
Title: Re: I win!
Post by: Rooster on April 22, 2009, 01:45:42 AM
Rofl! ;D
Title: Re: I win!
Post by: Qzzrbl on April 22, 2009, 03:01:25 PM
I wanna special app a living sparring dummy.
Title: Re: I win!
Post by: brytta.leofa on April 22, 2009, 04:41:09 PM
Quote from: shadeoux on April 21, 2009, 09:55:43 PM
A sand-filled sparring dummy is standing here, rigid and unmoving, bleeding lightly.

Noob.

A sand-filled sparring dummy is sitting here.
Title: Re: I win!
Post by: Dan on April 23, 2009, 06:44:30 PM
Quote from: brytta.leofa on April 22, 2009, 04:41:09 PM
Quote from: shadeoux on April 21, 2009, 09:55:43 PM
A sand-filled sparring dummy is standing here, rigid and unmoving, bleeding lightly.

Noob.

A sand-filled sparring dummy is sitting here.

cast 'mon un death spell stuff' dummy


A sand-filled sparring dummy cries out in pain!
A sand-filled sparring dummy collapses to the ground!
Title: Re: I win!
Post by: brytta.leofa on April 23, 2009, 08:44:05 PM
WELL I STILL WIN MUNDANE
Title: Re: I win!
Post by: Dan on April 23, 2009, 09:43:39 PM
backstab dummy

You quietly approach your target...

A sand-filled sparring dummy gurgles blood and slumps to the ground!
Title: Re: I win!
Post by: brytta.leofa on April 23, 2009, 11:18:13 PM
Heh, okay. :D
Title: Re: I win!
Post by: anotherhippie on April 24, 2009, 02:00:27 AM
that dummy dodges me all the time shit I really lose :(
Title: Re: I win!
Post by: Bogre on April 27, 2009, 04:32:23 AM
You take aim at a sand-filled sparring dummy...

A sand-filled sparring dummy groans as it is struck by the thrown knife.
Title: Re: I win!
Post by: SMuz on April 27, 2009, 04:39:03 AM
When I was a noob, I used to typo all those things ;)
Title: Re: I win!
Post by: Ghost on May 02, 2009, 12:52:40 AM
yiou are still a noob
Title: Re: I win!
Post by: Gunnerblaster on May 02, 2009, 09:39:45 PM
charging a dummy always brings some amusement.

You charge at a sand filled sparring dummy but it meets your charge and knocks you down!
Title: Re: I win!
Post by: Dan on May 03, 2009, 03:48:09 PM
peek dummy

He is carrying:
A solid silver ring.
An iron dagger.


Title: Re: I win!
Post by: valeria on May 04, 2009, 05:18:24 PM
I didn't realize until just this second that you can actually spar the sparring dummy.  I just thought it was flavor or something  :o  and have been practicing my emotes on it.
Title: Re: I win!
Post by: Cutthroat on May 04, 2009, 05:19:56 PM
Quotepracticing my emotes on it.

That's a good idea.

Keep in mind that just like IRL, you can only learn so much from a motionless bag of sand.
Title: Re: I win!
Post by: RogueGunslinger on May 04, 2009, 05:24:34 PM
Uh, unlike in real life you can't learn anything from a bag of motionless sand.
Title: Re: I win!
Post by: valeria on May 04, 2009, 05:29:04 PM
It's really cool to actually have things that you can beat on, even if they don't skill you up or whatever.  It feels a lot more satisfying to actually know that I can whack it while I'm emoting that I'm dancing around throwing punches at it or whatever.  But maybe that's just me being a noob.  =) 

Like the screen doesn't scroll enough by itself.   ::)