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Title: How I know someone hasn't read the docs before making a char
Post by: Sanvean on March 28, 2003, 01:33:36 AM

Keywords: beautiful cyborn human Pretty charming and cute

Sdesc: the beautiful cyborg human

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Before you stand, a human size cyborg stand before you. Her smile, and

her anger in her eyes... Attracts your attention toward this vaguely

appearance girl. Her body was build up of a huge well-build metal. Her

large blade slung around her neck.

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Background:
She is a army of Barbara. During her shuttle crash into a city of Tarainus, her body was destroy leaving her with a alive brain. Later, a professor found her, regain her body with cyborg heavy metal, giving her with a new experience in combat.

Title: WOo!
Post by: Kankman on March 28, 2003, 01:41:07 AM

t@ wuz soooo awsum. a$ 1f u deedunt aprove it!! :shock:

Title: How I know someone hasn't read the docs before making a char
Post by: nato on March 28, 2003, 02:12:29 AM

Sounds like engrish.

(www.engrish.com)

Title: How I know someone hasn't read the docs before making a char
Post by: on March 28, 2003, 02:13:41 AM

I knew barbara was plotting something....

her and her cyborgs.

Title: How I know someone hasn't read the docs before making a char
Post by: Angela Christine on March 28, 2003, 02:18:36 AM

Was I the only one wondering how much I could get for her metal body? :twisted:

You know you've been playing too much when you start ogling cutlery.

AC

Title: How I know someone hasn't read the docs before making a char
Post by: EvilRoeSlade on March 28, 2003, 02:24:16 AM

Damn you Sanvean! You said that -I- could have the first cyborg fuck-me PC!

*sniffle*

Title: C'mon!!!
Post by: Cenghiz on March 28, 2003, 06:57:50 AM

Come on.... She has an idea that none of us thought... Approve her! :twisted:
Personally I never thought of a cyborg. That would be great. Even raptors and tarantulas wouldn't attack you because you're metal, not something edible.
:roll: So... I don't know why my thick bearded dwarf -sorrily first application- wasn't approved. I just wanted only one extra skill, metalworking...

Title: How I know someone hasn't read the docs before making a char
Post by: John on March 28, 2003, 07:19:25 AM

MWAHAHAHAHAHA :twisted:

I've actually been spamming the mud account with false characters. I was wondering how long it'd take for Sanvean to post one up. :roll:

Title: How I know someone hasn't read the docs before making a char
Post by: Canadian Beaver on March 28, 2003, 07:30:49 AM

QuoteWas I the only one wondering how much I could get for her metal body?

You know you've been playing too much when you start ogling cutlery.

AC

Hehe, you're not alone. I say approve the app and let me sell that lovely mettalic body!!!

Title: How I know someone hasn't read the docs before making a char
Post by: oDelaraNo on March 29, 2003, 04:08:16 PM

>look

Blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah.
A metallic body is laying here, half-covered in sand.

>wield knife
You take hold of a sharp, skinning knife.

>skin body
You ineptly hack the body to pieces.

>shout (ROARING) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Title: heh
Post by: The Lonely Hunter on March 29, 2003, 04:19:00 PM

Damn I love when she posts these apps :p A thread devoted to them would be great, they brighten up my days heh.

Title: How I know someone hasn't read the docs before making a char
Post by: Carduus on March 29, 2003, 05:01:23 PM

Those evil-natured cyborgs...they're programmed to destroy us....she's gotta be strong to fight them...so she's takin' lots of vitamins...;)

Title: How I know someone hasn't read the docs before making a char
Post by: creeper386 on March 29, 2003, 07:10:31 PM

I still think a cyborg typa thing made out of bone and chitin would be really cool. Hahaha. Like the Terminater... A specialized templar... Yikes.

Creeper

Title: How I know someone hasn't read the docs before making a char
Post by: adrien on April 01, 2003, 03:51:30 PM

cyborg.... intresting how long till armageddons technology gets that far i want one, a cyborg giant, damn that be cool.

Title: How I know someone hasn't read the docs before making a char
Post by: Angela Christine on April 01, 2003, 05:07:58 PM

I am a cyborg.

I have a metal screw in my ankle.

AC

Title: How I know someone hasn't read the docs before making a char
Post by: xandolith on April 03, 2003, 12:10:43 AM

Isn't a cyborg supposed to be fitted with, like, circuitry and stuff? AC, you can let the cat out of the bag. The screw in your ankle is merely the beginnings of the massive, endoskeletal network, thinly disgused by what "appears" to be flesh and common musculature. Say it. SAY IT!

Title: How I know someone hasn't read the docs before making a char
Post by: Angela Christine on April 03, 2003, 12:55:50 AM

Quote from: "xandolith"Isn't a cyborg supposed to be fitted with, like, circuitry and stuff? AC, you can let the cat out of the bag. The screw in your ankle is merely the beginnings of the massive, endoskeletal network, thinly disgused by what "appears" to be flesh and common musculature. Say it. SAY IT!

Now that's just crazy talk. According to our friends at dictionary.com:

A screw is a mechanical device, right? 8) Ok, a screw in the ankle is a marginal case. All those granny cyborgs with artificial hips and knees. Grandpa cyborgs with pacemakers. An artifical heart, that definately makes you a cyborg. Christopher Reeve just got an implant that sends him to cyborg city, assuming the resperator an power chair weren't enough to do it already. http://chealth.canoe.ca/health_news_detail.asp?channel_id=53&news_id=6200

Cyborgs are everywhere! :shock:

AC

Title: How I know someone hasn't read the docs before making a char
Post by: John on April 03, 2003, 01:05:17 AM

American Cyborgs. It all makes sense.

Title: How I know someone hasn't read the docs before making a char
Post by: Gorobei on April 03, 2003, 06:01:31 PM

More like Animatronic Canadian.

Title: How I know someone hasn't read the docs before making a char
Post by: Anonymous on April 03, 2003, 07:25:05 PM

Quote from: "John"American Cyborgs. It all makes sense.

She can't be American, she's Canadian. Duh.

*waits for it*

Title: How I know someone hasn't read the docs before making a char
Post by: John on April 03, 2003, 07:33:17 PM

But Canada is America's 52nd state. Sheeeesh.

Wouldn't want to dissapoint :P

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