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General => General Discussion => Topic started by: Tamarin on April 01, 2006, 05:32:52 PM

Title: No more...relationships?
Post by: Tamarin on April 01, 2006, 05:32:52 PM
http://www.zalanthas.org/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=18030

What?  Have people been having sex via private message?
Title: No more...relationships?
Post by: Malifaxis on April 01, 2006, 05:39:26 PM
Sure, Tamarin, act innocent.
Title: No more...relationships?
Post by: Tamarin on April 01, 2006, 05:42:48 PM
:oops:
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Post by: mansa on April 01, 2006, 06:08:09 PM
Quote from: "Raesanos"From now on we expect players to use a certain amount of discretion regarding the level to which they take their in game relationships. The Internet is a dangerous place and we expect our players to protect themselves from predators by not engaging in intimate behavior in this forum. We would expect the same in any electronic medium, but circumstances would have it that our only dominion is over this one. We are willing to use our authority to enforce this standard. Thank you for your time.

Let's take it apart.


- Discretion in In-Game relationships.
- Internet Dangerous
- Protection from Predators
- No Intimate Behavior
- Armageddon Staff Dominion over ArmageddonMUD

I think it means no more mudsex. ;(
Title: No more...relationships?
Post by: Malifaxis on April 01, 2006, 06:09:05 PM
I never thought I would live to see the day mansa left Armageddon...
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Post by: LauraMars on April 01, 2006, 06:10:26 PM
On the bright side, everyone seems really happy now that Tamarin, Malifaxis and I have ceased our exchange of smutty three-way pms.  The air seems sweeter and the sky is blue.  

I am glad to make this sacrifice.
Title: No more...relationships?
Post by: jmordetsky on April 01, 2006, 06:10:50 PM
:fondles you.

:has a dominion in his pants.

:wishes he could fondle raesenos.

:engages in intimate behavior.

:has a predator in his pants.

pemotes predator is a raptor.

:loves n00bs.
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Post by: Nao on April 01, 2006, 06:33:22 PM
another april fools joke (?), just that it ain't april 1st anymore over here!
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Post by: SpyGuy on April 01, 2006, 06:36:09 PM
Haha, I love this April Fools day.  I'm betting this is another joke but it's just so believable.
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Post by: Tamarin on April 01, 2006, 06:38:14 PM
It just confused me, really.
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Post by: ibusoe on April 01, 2006, 06:43:05 PM
Hahahah, let me be the first to admit it.

They got me.

They got me good.

I was really pissed.

=-)
Title: No more...relationships?
Post by: razorback on April 01, 2006, 07:22:20 PM
Wow, that's like...getting rid of 99% of the time I'm on!  :(
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Post by: EvilRoeSlade on April 02, 2006, 12:38:47 AM
*sobs*

Delirium!  Let us fight the oppressive staff members who deny our love!
Title: No more...relationships?
Post by: ale six on April 02, 2006, 01:52:12 AM
Quote from: "EvilRoeSlade"Delirium!  Let us fight the oppressive staff members who deny our love!

I see how it is. You'll fight them for your love with her, but not me, huh?

*sniff* I can take it.
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Post by: EvilRoeSlade on April 02, 2006, 01:56:31 AM
I cannot decide between you!  I'm a lover AND a fighter, but not a person who makes decisions!  Let us fight them together, the three of us!  En garde!
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Post by: Delirium on April 02, 2006, 01:57:20 AM
I'll meekly wave my flag of protest in one hand while sulking with a bottle of booze in the other.
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Post by: LauraMars on April 02, 2006, 03:30:09 AM
Oh yeah, way to cut the playerbase in half btw.
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Post by: Malken on April 02, 2006, 03:38:03 AM
Relationships are the only reason to play from 11pm to 3am.
Title: No more...relationships?
Post by: EvilRoeSlade on April 02, 2006, 03:40:09 AM
Sanvean has explicitly condoned mudsex on Arm for years.  I'm 95% sure this is a joke.

*goes back to mudsexing Ale Six*
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Post by: rishenko on April 02, 2006, 11:38:46 AM
I think that Raes is saying that you should keep the sex in the game and not take it outside of the game for various reasons.  I think he is also stating that forum/PM based sex will not be allowed.

Of course, I could be totally off my rocker here, so slap me silly and call me Sally if you'd like.
Title: No more...relationships?
Post by: jhunter on April 02, 2006, 02:24:25 PM
*SMACK!!!*


"Sally."
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Post by: Ghost on April 02, 2006, 06:07:05 PM
Quote from: "Raesanos"Due to countless complaints from Halaster, Tlaloc, and a few other people who understand what I meant, we're pulling this rule in favor of the heavy breathers.

Here, clarified.  Lets have a celebrity group sex.
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Post by: Vesperas on April 03, 2006, 12:06:04 PM
::sends Ghost another ad::
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Post by: Ghost on April 05, 2006, 05:56:18 AM
Where is Laura?  LAURA!

Your next mission is Vesperas.  USe fatality, and finish her.
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Post by: LauraMars on April 05, 2006, 10:48:28 AM
Vesperas is a powerful foe but I will do what I can.

However, I may be swayed by the ads, and even post some myself.