I'll be changing my account from tomtom to King of the squid
FYI
Quickly the octopi drifted to the ground, surrounding the brothers. Their ranks parted to reveal a large squid wearing an overly large crown. He grinned evilly, which was no small feat since squid don't have any lips, and declared, "I am the Squid King! And I have journeyed here from Antarctica to liberate the chickens!"
"Why?" asked Spam, puzzled.
"I am going to raise an army of chickens in order to conquer the whales," he declared regally.
"Why?" asked Spork, puzzled.
"To enslave them of course!" the Squid King replied annoyed.
(-- State of unBeing #6)
I liked tomtom :(
Why the change, timpani?