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General => General Discussion => Topic started by: pervert on November 20, 2004, 02:56:08 PM

Title: hoe's in da club
Post by: pervert on November 20, 2004, 02:56:08 PM
Hey, in the Luirs tavern, is there any way to, ah, how to phrase this, buy female compeny, in the Kuraci Pleasure Den?

I need a girlfriend.... :oops:
Title: hoe's in da club
Post by: wizturbo on November 20, 2004, 02:58:25 PM
Wish up.  Don't expect an imm to get into crazy mudsex (although some might, who knows, we've got some kinky staff members *Grins*) but i'm sure they'll be able to help relieve you of some coin and give ya some fun in exchange for it.

Beyond that, you could always do so virtually.
Title: hoe's in da club
Post by: SRB on November 20, 2004, 06:27:21 PM
Quote from: "wizturbo"Beyond that, you could always do so virtually.

I would probably suggest doing this before actually wishing up to staff members.

I don't think most would be inclined to giving you oral pleasure.  :twisted:

You could always find a pc in-game though and make an offer to them. Wouldn't hurt.  :wink:
Title: hoe's in da club
Post by: Bestatte on November 20, 2004, 06:34:27 PM
Quote from: "SRB"
Quote from: "wizturbo"Beyond that, you could always do so virtually.

I would probably suggest doing this before actually wishing up to staff members.

I don't think most would be inclined to giving you oral pleasure.  :twisted:

You could always find a pc in-game though and make an offer to them. Wouldn't hurt.  :wink:

Well unless you run into that f-me porcelain-skinned curvy busty raven-haired beauty who just happens to have that vagina dentata mutation goin on....
Title: hoe's in da club
Post by: Ktavialt on November 20, 2004, 08:02:21 PM
Quote from: "Bestatte"Well unless you run into that f-me porcelain-skinned curvy busty raven-haired beauty who just happens to have that vagina dentata mutation goin on....

Vagina dentata mutation... not only do I not know what that is... I have
absolutely no inclination to ask someone to explain to me what that may
be either. In fact, please don't, I plan on having sex at least a few more
times in my life.

- Ktavialt
Title: hoe's in da club
Post by: Angela Christine on November 20, 2004, 08:52:52 PM
Quote from: "Bestatte"
Well unless you run into that f-me porcelain-skinned curvy busty raven-haired beauty who just happens to have that vagina dentata mutation goin on....


I bet she doesn't get much repeat buisness.


AC
Title: hoe's in da club
Post by: cyberpatrol_735 on November 20, 2004, 10:53:38 PM
I'm going to be the one to ruin your lunch/supper/etc..

Did a little lookup of the middle word since we all know what the first word and the last word are.. (we hope you do)

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dentate

\Den"tate\, Dentated \Den"ta*ted\, a. [L. dentatus, fr. dens, dentis, tooth.] 1. (Bot.) Toothed; especially, with the teeth projecting straight out, not pointed either forward or backward; as, a dentate leaf.


Creepy.. There's your answer.
Title: hoe's in da club
Post by: sacac on November 20, 2004, 11:16:32 PM
Get a pc. :P
Title: hoe's in da club
Post by: Angela Christine on November 21, 2004, 12:56:20 AM
Quote from: "cyberpatrol_735"I'm going to be the one to ruin your lunch/supper/etc..

Did a little lookup of the middle word since we all know what the first word and the last word are.. (we hope you do)

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dentate

\Den"tate\, Dentated \Den"ta*ted\, a. [L. dentatus, fr. dens, dentis, tooth.] 1. (Bot.) Toothed; especially, with the teeth projecting straight out, not pointed either forward or backward; as, a dentate leaf.


Creepy.. There's your answer.


Not so fast, the combined phrase yields much more amusing results.

This one is pretty tame, from famous Dr. Dean Edel:
http://www.healthcentral.com/DrDean/Deanfulltexttopics.cfm?ID=13198  


This one is more comprehensive and includes some major dissing of Freud, but may not be safe for work or around parents:
http://www.rotten.com/library/sex/vagina-dentata/


If you want to see the history of the concept on the GDB, do a search for "dentata".  It has come up more often than one might expect.

If you want to be scarred for life, do a google image search for "vagina dentata" but don't blame me if you feel the need to poke your eyes out afterwards.  

Nature's chastity belt!


AC
Title: hoe's in da club
Post by: cyberpatrol_735 on November 21, 2004, 01:28:40 AM
QuoteThis one is more comprehensive and includes some major dissing of Freud, but may not be safe for work or around parents:
http://www.rotten.com/library/sex/vagina-dentata/

Nice.. erm.. pictures anyone?

Sick..
Title: hoe's in da club
Post by: Vanth on November 21, 2004, 01:59:18 AM
Sure, I'll animate one of these babes.  And then give you a venereal disease. :P
Title: hoe's in da club
Post by: cyberpatrol_735 on November 21, 2004, 02:16:19 AM
Quote from: "Vanth"Sure, I'll animate one of these babes.  And then give you a venereal disease. :P

*snickers*

While that would be funny, its not a known disease on Zalanthas so.. bam! .. er.. is it?  :?:

*grins at Vanth*

Bring it on

Anyway, since the question was answered, I'll leave this post..
Title: hoe's in da club
Post by: Rhyden on November 21, 2004, 02:37:15 AM
For the love of Krath and all that's (I thought was) holy, just stop! Just no, guys, no. Somebody lock this thread before I have to gorge my eyes out.

Sincerely,
-Rhyden
Title: hoe's in da club
Post by: John on November 21, 2004, 07:05:38 AM
That's what you get for following one of ACs links :P On the upside, vagina dentata is a phrase that actually exists in real life. I thought it was one of ACs creations (I think if you do a search you'll find AC was the original person to bring it up).
Title: hoe's in da club
Post by: Angela Christine on November 21, 2004, 05:14:36 PM
Quote from: "John"That's what you get for following one of ACs links :P On the upside, vagina dentata is a phrase that actually exists in real life. I thought it was one of ACs creations (I think if you do a search you'll find AC was the original person to bring it up).

That is a filthy lie, you Australian scoundral!  If you actually did a search you'd see that Cyrin was the first to use the phrase, here:  http://www.zalanthas.org/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=3230  I merely said "vaginal teeth".


AC
Title: hoe's in da club
Post by: FiveDisgruntledMonkeysWit on November 21, 2004, 06:39:15 PM
By the way, it's spelled 'ho'.
A 'hoe' is a gardening tool, and would be fairly useless in a club, I imagine.
Title: hoe's in da club
Post by: Rhyden on November 21, 2004, 07:33:36 PM
FiveDisgruntledMonkeysWit (Try saying that ten times fast), good point, I actually first read this string thinking it was about gardening tools and bludgeoning weapons!  :shock:   Tee hee.