- Tired of relaxing in the confines of a tavern?
- Do you enjoy playing the role of the underdog?
- Do you want what everyone else in the Pah wishes they had?
The Red Fang are active and growing strong. It's a great time to be a desert elf within Zalanthas, but even a better time to be a Red Fang.
The rumors are not true. We only eat our young a portion of the time.
Quote from: Red Fang on January 25, 2009, 01:50:24 PM
The rumors are not true. We only eat our young a portion at a time.
Highly, highly recommend this tribe for anyone interested in a d-elf.
Quote from: The Docs! http://www.armageddon.org/ic/#Red%20Fangs
Red Fangs
The kicked dog of the elven tribes. The Red Fangs have long been persecuted by both elven folk and humanity alike for their almost friendly relations with the gith tribes. They are highly ritualistic, and denote rank with a series of gruesome, self inflicted scars.
There is no documentation on the Red Fangs.
Members-Only Documentation
Status: Open
Contact Email: desert_elves@armageddon.org
Do not believe the contradicting line about there being no documentation. There is. If you are interested in Red Fangs, I do, however, highly recommend requesting the docs before you create your PC and reading over them
THOROUGHLY.
Red Fangs are the shit. Anyone who wants to experience some hot-blooded and murderous Tableland role-play has to play one.
Highly recommend that one. I do not play them, but when I did, I enjoyed it most thoroughly. The Red Fangs tribe is the labyrinth of the Delven Culture.
If you're in the Tablelands as a Red Fang, you may not be adhering to your documentation.
If I remember, they're a southern based tribe.
I havn't been one though, so may be wrong.
Quote from: Hot_Dancer on February 01, 2009, 11:31:27 AM
If you're in the Tablelands as a Red Fang, you may not be adhering to your documentation.
If I remember, they're a southern based tribe.
I havn't been one though, so may be wrong.
Southern based, but there's not a coded camp. Imms start Red Fangs in the Tablelands.
They go where profit is. But Tablelands are 'not' their home. And it's under a debate, where are they less welcome, the cities or the Rose.
Bumping this to the first page to encourage people to come try out a Red Fang and to bring all your friends! Your lives will be violent, brutish and possibly short but the pure concentrated awesome that you get from every moment and the non-stop action from the wastes make it oh-so-worthwhile. Also you bring out the best in other d-elves! Everyone loves someone to kick around, but sometimes the Fangs kick back.
Now you no longer require a setup (it being done by pointing in the hall of kings) it's the best time to get in on the action! The only way is up!
Seriously....very addictive.
Next PC is most definitely going to be a Fang. This tribe rocks hardcore.
Quote from: Dar on January 31, 2009, 04:21:14 PM
The Red Fangs tribe is the labyrinth of the Delven Culture.
And all of Zalanthas (desert-wise) is their labyrinth.
I'm definitely looking to get back into a desert elf who can live more then 5 days.
Argh... such an appealing culture. And I've only tried two tribes.
Perhaps the Red Fangs is my next step.
Brandon
Join.
One tribe you will not need to store in. The life expectancy of an RF is ... not great. Almost a complete absence of coded benefits of other tribes, this one offers a character who will 'really' need to try hard to survive. Very many enemies in the world, and your main job is to survive them long enough to make some more.
At the same time, RF have certain ... aspects, freedoms, and ... roleplaying avenues that are 'entirely' unavailable to other normal Delf tribes. Some of them are recently implimented, while others were a possibility before, but ... nobody ever managed to achieve anything that 'worked'. It's possible, but ... you have to live long enough to manage it.
Overral, playing an RF right now is challenging, but ... extremely fullfilling.
Quote from: SmashedTregil on March 19, 2009, 10:45:05 PM
One tribe you will not need to store in. The life expectancy of an RF is ... not great. Almost a complete absence of coded benefits of other tribes, this one offers a character who will 'really' need to try hard to survive. Very many enemies in the world, and your main job is to survive them long enough to make some more.
At the same time, RF have certain ... aspects, freedoms, and ... roleplaying avenues that are 'entirely' unavailable to other normal Delf tribes. Some of them are recently implimented, while others were a possibility before, but ... nobody ever managed to achieve anything that 'worked'. It's possible, but ... you have to live long enough to manage it.
Overral, playing an RF right now is challenging, but ... extremely fullfilling.
Wow, half of your post feels like a slam while the other half feels like props. There are coded benefits and there may or may not be some more coming down the pipeline soon. Yes, you can make a RF last a long time, I did it, I know others that have done it. I played mine for a year and a half RL. Absolutely loved them. And I'd like to think that I and a few others that I played RFs with did achieve things that worked, and we hadn't been playing for long when we started seeing the fruits of our labors. The RF are incredibly written and amazing to play, don't shrug them off. Get yours today!
Quote from: Winterless on March 19, 2009, 11:40:17 PM
Quote from: SmashedTregil on March 19, 2009, 10:45:05 PM
One tribe you will not need to store in. The life expectancy of an RF is ... not great. Almost a complete absence of coded benefits of other tribes, this one offers a character who will 'really' need to try hard to survive. Very many enemies in the world, and your main job is to survive them long enough to make some more.
At the same time, RF have certain ... aspects, freedoms, and ... roleplaying avenues that are 'entirely' unavailable to other normal Delf tribes. Some of them are recently implimented, while others were a possibility before, but ... nobody ever managed to achieve anything that 'worked'. It's possible, but ... you have to live long enough to manage it.
Overral, playing an RF right now is challenging, but ... extremely fullfilling.
Wow, half of your post feels like a slam while the other half feels like props. There are coded benefits and there may or may not be some more coming down the pipeline soon. Yes, you can make a RF last a long time, I did it, I know others that have done it. I played mine for a year and a half RL. Absolutely loved them. And I'd like to think that I and a few others that I played RFs with did achieve things that worked, and we hadn't been playing for long when we started seeing the fruits of our labors. The RF are incredibly written and amazing to play, don't shrug them off. Get yours today!
Yikes. None of it is a slam. I enjoy RF. RF is my favourite Delf tribe. I'm just saying they're ... hard to play. Which is ... wonderful, in my opinion. I'm also not saying that it's impossible to live long or achieve things, it's just ... harder. Significantly harder. Think elven rinthi guild compared to Militia, Fale, and COM.
Most fun I've had in a long time.
I didn't know it was possible to have so much fun in two weeks of play. Crazy fun.
Listen, people.
The Red Fangs? Concentrated badassery, served straight from the can, warmed over an open flame, with a dash of AWESOME and HARDCORE sprinkled right on top. If a garnish is necessary, add BLOOD.
(play red fang)
If you want harsh. Play Red Fang...You'll get harshness like nowhere else in the world.
We're currently dining on the hearts of our supposed betters. We'll save you a seat at our fires.
Quote from: Red Fang on June 12, 2009, 09:23:24 PM
We're currently dining on the hearts of our supposed betters. We'll save you a seat at our fires.
As a Fang lover, warms my heart to hear that.
Come find the hate you've been looking for.
Something tells me I could play soley d-elves from now until when Arm1 closes, and still be very happy doing it.
Quote from: FiveDisgruntledMonkeysWit on June 23, 2009, 02:41:47 AM
Something tells me I could play soley d-elves from now until when Arm1 closes, and still be very happy doing it.
QFT, for reals.
Absolutely bitchin time to be playing a Fang.
I know, pity you're overcrowded :(.
Bumping this thread. If you're into the gritty, dirty, shady side of desert elves, definitely try Red Fang.
Enjoy the hate guys.
Play Red Fangs.
That is all.
Come find the hate you've been looking for.
While having never played one, I've always ended up sending kudos to Red Fangs I have interacted with. They seem like a great clan.
Any of you sissified pansies bored of the soft, comfy city life yet? 8)
Quote from: Majikal on August 14, 2009, 04:48:17 AM
Any of you sissified pansies bored of the soft, comfy city life yet? 8)
No. *goes back to sipping his cosmopolitan*
Life in the T'zai Byn is never boring.
I heartily disagree with the Poop Master. Red Fangs are likely the grittiest tribe in our gritty world. The T'zai Byn have nothing on the Red Fangs.
Th3kaiser: 1
Olgaris: 0
BOOYA SUCKAH!
Quote from: th3kaiser on August 14, 2009, 01:03:47 PM
I heartily disagree with the Poop Master. Red Fangs are likely the grittiest tribe in our gritty world. The T'zai Byn have nothing on the Red Fangs.
QUOTED FOR MOTHERFUCKING TRUTH!!!
It's a well known fact that the Red Fangs introduced scrabs to Zalanthas.
No, not the kind newbies hunt.
The larger, scuttlier kind that you catch Ocandra night when the Byn are off for the weekend. You know what I'm talking about.
Some facts about Red Fang
All Red Fangs have hearts of gold, really. 24k.
The skills Hide, sneak, an flee were instituted into the codebase to give armers a false sense of security after Red Fangs were introduced.
Armageddon's first incarnation has yet to end because a Red Fang npc simply told the immortals that it wasn't bored yet.
The copper war in 1567 was not ended when Tuluki forces withdrew, but when a small pack of Red Fangs showed up, annoyed that the noise of war had disturbed their sleep. They were given all the copper Tuluk collected as a formal apology while Allanak swore to protect the mines on Fang's behalf from that day forward.
Most Red Fangs enjoy a good game of Mek tipping now and again, the greatest part is they don't actually touch the Mek. They stare it down until it faints.
Red Fangs invented the half-elf
Zalanthas used to be primarily water. Then the tribe got thirsty.
Before the sorceror kings go to sleep, they check under their beds for Red Fangs.
A Red Fang child once promises himself to Tek as a slave in exchange for his rugged good looks and unparalleled badassery, shortly after the trade the young Red Fang bitch-slapped Tek and said he was going home. Tek, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now meet to play Kruth every first Detal of every month.
Red Fangs can quit a footrace halfway through and still win.
Red Fangs can dodge sand.
Red Fangs will be in Armageddon Reborn, once an Highlord attempted to delete the Red Fang docs and that staffer was never heard of again. Not even the immortals have the courage to fuck with Red Fangs.
Rumor has it that when the world ends, everyone will die. However, Red Fangs will not die.. they'll just be the reason the world ends.
A red-fangs mild-mannered alter ego: Tektolnes
If you have an argument with a Red Fang it won't last long. Not because Fangs have a sense forgiveness, and understanding, but because you don't with your brain kicked in.
A Red Fang once traded with Kadius for a silk thong by offering a handful of lint, some sand, a palmful of Gimpka turds and one of the elf's own teeth. That fabled elf recieved a wagon and a bronze dagger before the agent could let them go feeling fair about the trade.
The Silt Skimmer was invented as the only safe way for southerners to avoid Red Fangs.
A Red Fang once looked at steinal. Steinal, feeling threatened, buried itself beneath the desert.
One of the first Red Fangs told the story of his most difficult fight, the story goes that he was captured by a southern templar and tossed into the arena. The match pitted his left testicle against a Gaj. The Fang was born right testicled but he spent countless hours training to make himself ambitesticled so as not to have a weakness in battle. Despite that, the toughest part of the match was that the Fang himself was not actually allowed to enter the arena and had to push his testicle through bone bars of the arena gate. 3 hours into the fight, the Gaj lay defeated and the Fang was set free.
Majikal... That was Magical..
Zoë: You've never heard of Red Fangs?
Symon: No. Campfire stories and elves gone savage on the edge of Vrun Driath—
Zoë: They're not stories.
Symon: What happens if they raid us?
Zoë: They take the wagon, they'll rape us to death, and sew our skin into their clothing. And if we're very very lucky, they'll do it in that order.
Red Fang culture is deep; but, perhaps best of all: they were designed to be playable. Trust me. 8)
Some MORE facts about Red Fang
Red Fangs don't quit out, they just log back in occasionally to sort through the loot.
Muk Utep cracked open a magickal Tregil that released pain, suffering, evil and betrayal into the world. Tektolnes combined these forces into one tribe, Red Fang.
Sandstorms are the deserts way of trying to get away from Red Fangs.
1348
Without warning, Tektolnes bans the use of spice in Allanak.
# of kickass tribes: 1, Letters in RED: 3, Fang: 4, RED FANGS: 8
1348... a coincidence? I think not. Fangs just told Tek to lay off their stash of party supplies.
There is a 100% chance a Red Fang is in your pc's family tree, not by choice of course.
If at first you don't succeed, you're obviously not a Red Fang.
Running after Carru, catching them, then eating them while they are still breathing is a Red Fang's version of 'fast food'.
When a 'license to kill' is handed out in Tuluk, you'll notice in the description it's merely a picture of a Red Fang.
Red Fangs are responsible for the name 'armageddon', it came about when a staffer listened in on one of the tribes first rpt's where they discussed future plans. Rumor has it that until that day the MUD could be found under the title "Quirri kittens and sunshine"
Red Fangs spice up their meals with Cilops Venom.
Red Fang members get a unique login screen
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(~) ~-_ ~-_ _-~ /-~
Welcome to Armageddon! (~) `~-_ ~_======_--~~ __~
(~) _~_\__\____/__/_--\ ~`-_
\ _-~~ _-~~~-_ \_ ~-_
You may: ~- __--~`_ / _-~ ~. ~_
-~ \ _~ ___, \ ~-_ \
(w) Win armageddon ,~ _-, ~ _~ \ \ | , \ \
(e) Enter Zalanthas / /~/ -~ / ~ / / \~ \
(r) Respawn | | \ _~ | __-~ / _/ \~ '\
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/`. __~~ ~ `_ __-~ \~ \~
\_ ~~ . | . ~-____--~~ \ \_~ _/~
/\___--~ ~--_ / ____~ _/~~
\ / ~~~___ / _-\\~\
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/ | \ \ | / / _-~ )\\~\\~\\~~\
{ /\ \ / _~ \ ~`~~\\~~\\~~\
Read the documentation { |\ __ _ _-\ \ \\~~\\~~\\~~\
menu before creating your | ||~_ /` ~\ / _/~ ) | |\\~~\\~~\\~~
character, please. | || \|"""""""|_ __-~ ; | |~\\~~\\~~\\~
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Majickal....I don't know what to say....
It's....so beautiful.
... awwwwesome. Only way to describe it.
Refer to earlier post then times by 10
I am SO carrying this as my new sig.
Some facts about Red Fang part 3
Red Fangs are proof that X-D can't own all.
Most Red Fangs have the heart of an innocent child. They keep it in a small box under the sleepin mats.
A Red Fang once got beeped when he was sparring three Mekillots unarmed, the character is still around simply because the mantis head doesn't have the balls to tell him what happened.
If you rearrange the letters in "Red Fang" you get "Best clan ever", but you have to try really hard.
Red Fangs only drink the blood of their enemies, but they cleverly disguise it as muddy water, grey water, or water.
A Red Fang once found out it had a soft spot for kittens, the Fang vomited up the soft spot and named it the T'zai Byn.
Red Fangs can smell, taste, and urinate fear.
Red Fangs do not eat desert rations or travel cakes, they do, however, eat desert travelers.
The Red Fangs killed both the god kings in secret 3 years ago, the reason, they hate wannabe's.
The beloved game "Tek's tower" was invented by Red Fang as a warning.
Quote from: Majikal on August 21, 2009, 12:06:03 AM
A Red Fang once got beeped when he was sparring three Mekillots unarmed, the character is still around simply because the mantis head doesn't have the balls to tell him what happened.
My personal favorite.
This thread does not have my consent.
Quote from: MarshallDFX on August 21, 2009, 12:40:18 AM
This thread does not have my consent.
Red Fangs don't ask for consent. They demand consent.
Red Fangs got their name when a human typed "emo kids" in Sirihish, and a tribeless elf heard it as "Red Fang" in an unknown language.
Keeping the lush northlands known as "mother's Lap" to themselves, the ATV forced the Red Fangs into the blistering, craggy canyons of the south, known as "mother's ass."
Due to the increased trend of Red Fang Warrior/Necrophile applications, the tribe found themselves painfully lacking competant poisoners. Sympathetic to their plight (yeah, right) the immortals implimented an innate odor that could knock unwary players out from up to two rooms away.
When it comes to Red Fangs, their bark is worse than their bite, however both pale in comparison to the destructive powers of their venerial diseases.
1542 (Year 2 Age 21)
After years spent in the back of the line with all the other nerds and virgins, the Red Fang finally bribe the bouncer at Luirs Outpost to let them past the velvet rope. With bloody money at hand and a head full of hope, they set off to find the fabled Kuraci whore's they'd heard so much about. The result of this excursion was a venarial outbreak, mistakenly perceived as a mantis attack. As far as "The Lord of Storms," that's just what Majickal's character wants to you to call him during sex and/and torture.
Red Fangs spend most of their time asking for the consent of unwary hunters. Akei'ta Vars spend most of their time being asked for consent from unwary hunters.
Mark Twain once wrote, "It's better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak out and be proven a Red Fang."
The Red Fang are a tribe of mangy barbarians, fighting for survival in a canyon whose main predator is... the jakhal. Akai'te Var are a tribe of noble druids who thrive in a grassland whose main predator is that 10,000 lb armored death machine known as the bahamet.
Red Fang aggression can be summed up in three words: Compensating for something.
The inspiration for the Red Fang tribe:
(http://carnalreason.org/images/france/droogs.jpg)
In Zalanthas we call self-mutilating undesirables "Red Fang." In real life, we call them "13 year old emo chicks."
The choice is simple, really. Come to the ATV and hang out with this PC:
(http://www.jewlicious.com/wp-content/shant03.jpg)
or go to the Red Fangs and hang out with this PC:
(http://radioactiveliberty.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/vampirate.jpg)
Apparently the internet thinks of everything, including vampire pirates!
I love you man, that's great....hahahahahaha
Red Fang fact #42
You get used to clan envy, it happens when you're this badass.
When you're playing RF. You Get Kudos like these ...
*****, ****** elf
I really enjoyed the scene between our two PCs on Saturday the 17th. You did a great job as a thieving elf. You asked for consent, you followed the rules, and you followed through with a great scene. I trust you and will allow everything except rape on all our future encounters.
And your main problem is that you're totally puzzled, because it's been 2 weeks, and the kudos might've come from three different people by then.
Quote from: Dar on August 21, 2009, 02:36:02 AM
And your main problem is that you're totally puzzled, because it's been 2 weeks, and the kudos might've come from three different people by then.
Red Fang Fact #43That's how Fangs roll suckas. 8)
Some facts about Red Fang part 4
The Kanks looked at Red Fang the wrong way. Once.
The legend of the dragon was based on the Red Fang, except the part about disappearing from the known world.
Red Fang like their spice like they like their victims, ground up, packed in a burlap sack and strapped to the back of an inix.
All Red Fangs like kids and kittens - every night before they go to bed.
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Red Fangs, each testicle is larger than the other one.
Red Fangs are capable of boiling water with their rage alone.
Red Fangs CAN look northeast, southeast, northwest, and southwest.
Melith's circle used to be called Melith's square until a Red Fang got pissed at Tek and chewed the corners off.
If you see a Red Fang, they can see you. If you can't see a Red Fang, wait for the beep.
The Red Fangs invented the spoon because using knives to kill folks was just too easy.
Red Fangs are like Gortoks, not because they can smell fear, but because they can piss on whatever the fuck they want.
Some clans fucked around with Red Fang back in the day. They're now referred to as the '9 reasons to back the fuck off'
Malarn
Status: Closed
Plainsfolk
Status: Closed
Dune Stalkers
Status: Closed
Silt Winds
Status: Closed
Ptarken
Status: Closed
Mantis
Status: Closed
The Atrium
Status: Closed
Borsail
Status: Closed
Nenyuk
Status: Closed
They look real bad-ass from the outside, but here's a log of what REALLY goes on back at the Red Fang camp:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEMJjRpK-oM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEMJjRpK-oM)
Now's a great time to be playing a desert elf of any tribe, so get in now while the getting is still good.
Quote from: Haze on August 21, 2009, 07:47:12 PM
Now's a great time to be playing a desert elf of any tribe Fang, so get in now while the getting is still good.
Fixed for accuracy.
I secretly love all the tribes, shhhhhhh. Don't tell.
Facts about Red Fang part 5!!
Red Fangs are well known for their 'lawn gnome' collection. Coincidentally, small children often go missing in their part of the desert.
Red Fangs are the reason there are no mother fucking snakes, on the mother fucking plain.
The legend of the Dragon is based mostly off a Red Fang elders awkward, adolescent years.
Red Fangs are the reason Tarantulas hide so much..
A Red Fang once sniffed an entire brick of Tho'. It made them blink.
The staffers aren't building the world, merely suggesting stuff while the Red Fangs build it with their own bare hands.
A Red Fang once hit Faithful Lady Eunoli with the death stare, it was reflected by her copper necklace.. this was the result.
1450
A terrifying and presumably magickal cataclysm strikes the city-state of Tuluk, leaving it to be nothing more than a pile of rubble and ruins. Over seventy thousand people are killed that day in what has since come to be known as the Fall of Tuluk.
Shortly after the 'consider' command was removed from the codebase.
Red Fangs are responsible for every drinking problem developed by southern templars.
Arena competitions are really just semi-finals to determine who gets to battle a Red Fang youth. Out of consideration for the southern pride and the gladiators families, the battle isn't made public to the citizens of Nak.. or talked about in public.
Some say there are little Red Fangs in all of us... I suggest not pissing it off.
Red Fangs invented spice so that everyone had the oppurtunity to see what their life is like in brief spurts.
Red Fangs don't keep the children they deem soft, pansies, sissies, wusses, or Tuluki in nature. They apologize as a whole for Akeita Var.
Red Fangs often take the form of Red and/or Black Robes just to antagonize those players that are too wussy to play a Red Fang.
Every Nekrete when the prompt reads 'late at night', Red Fangs youth congregate at the Silt seashore to hold bodysurfing competitions.
Southerns call worshipping the dragon statue over the western gates of Allanak 'devotion'. Red Fangs call it "Breakfast"
Red Fangs don't like Silt Horrors, they kill three a day out of spite.
Not impressed.
I once ran a Red Fang out of the 'rinth with a lousy tribeless wall-dweller.
Then I chased him into Allanak and ran him out of the city.
Quote from: Synthesis on August 22, 2009, 01:43:54 PM
Not impressed.
I once ran a Red Fang out of the 'rinth with a lousy tribeless wall-dweller.
Then I chased him into Allanak and ran him out of the city.
I once murdered a dwarf warrior with my lousy tribeless wall dweller. Conclusion: all dwarves are sissies?
Quote from: spicemustflow on August 22, 2009, 04:00:06 PM
Quote from: Synthesis on August 22, 2009, 01:43:54 PM
Not impressed.
I once ran a Red Fang out of the 'rinth with a lousy tribeless wall-dweller.
Then I chased him into Allanak and ran him out of the city.
I once murdered a dwarf warrior with my lousy tribeless wall dweller. Conclusion: all dwarves are sissies?
My conclusion is that the observed distribution of talent amongst Red Fangs is at odds with that which would be expected from the tribe's proponents in this thread.
Quote from: Synthesis on August 22, 2009, 05:31:28 PM
My conclusion is that the observed distribution of talent amongst Red Fangs is at odds with that which would be expected from the tribe's proponents in this thread.
Jingo has killed three Red Fang PCs.
Red Fang has yet to kill Jingo.
Quote from: Jingo on August 22, 2009, 06:15:45 PM
Jingo has killed three Red Fang PCs.
Red Fang has yet to kill Jingo.
low playtimes? Maybe you only play City-based sissies?
These are the sort of characters that aren't on the Red Fang radar, drop a PM with a schedule and we'll try to work something out, we'll make sure to catch you on the next rpt.
And as to killing Red Fangs, nah, only killed a wannabe most likely. REAL Red Fangs don't die.
Are people taking my facts too seriously? Wtf
Guys, let's just keep the Red Fang hate inside the game. :)
I just made dumb facts for the lawlz.. I think I enjoyed them more than anyone. Now nobody wikes mez. :'(
I tot I waz jus bein funnehz guyz, real-E.
So Eunoli Winrothol, Samos Rennik, and Thrain Ironsword walk into a bar. The Red Fang bartender looks up and says, "Get the fuck out of my bar."
Quote from: Cutthroat on August 22, 2009, 10:57:13 PM
So Eunoli Winrothol, Samos Rennik, and Thrain Ironsword walk into a bar. The Red Fang bartender looks up and says, "Get the fuck out of my bar."
I lol'd.... Alot... And I sigged...
Seriously, who the fuck could take this so seriously? Honestly.
The current RFs from what I've seen of them (which is only a group of three) aren't a bunch of PK frenzied twinks like I'm afraid some of you may be starting to believe from these facts. I can tell you first hand that the current group plays with you as much or MORE than you're willing to play with them. (No, that isn't a rape fact for Majikals list.)
Seriously, cool group of guys, and they don't seem to play themselves HALF as seriously as you might think they do from these lists, and what is known about the nature of that clan.
Fucking hilarious facts Majikal. Keep it up.
Quote from: IAmJacksOpinion on August 22, 2009, 11:38:12 PM
The current RFs from what I've seen of them (which is only a group of three) aren't a bunch of PK frenzied twinks like I'm afraid some of you may be starting to believe from these facts. I can tell you first hand that the current group plays with you as much or MORE than you're willing to play with them. (No, that isn't a rape fact for Majikals list.)
It's always been the case as far as I know. The current group rocks too, and I wish them long lives. And many hearts.
also,
Quote from: Cutthroat on August 22, 2009, 10:57:13 PM
So Eunoli Winrothol, Samos Rennik, and Thrain Ironsword walk into a bar. The Red Fang bartender looks up and says, "Get the fuck out of my bar."
lol
I'm lying actually.
I only killed two Red Fangs and a dirty gortok. My character couldn't really tell the difference.
;)
Red Fangs are so awesome they killed Wash in Serenity. That takes a lot of Badass to pull off.
Quote from: Jingo on August 22, 2009, 11:49:13 PM
I'm lying actually.
I only killed two Red Fangs and a dirty gortok. My character couldn't really tell the difference.
;)
I thought it's an advertising board. What's with the bashing?
Quote from: Kankfly on August 23, 2009, 06:03:12 AM
Quote from: Jingo on August 22, 2009, 11:49:13 PM
I'm lying actually.
I only killed two Red Fangs and a dirty gortok. My character couldn't really tell the difference.
;)
I thought it's an advertising board. What's with the bashing?
I view that as a compliment.
Quote from: Kankfly on August 23, 2009, 06:03:12 AM
Quote from: Jingo on August 22, 2009, 11:49:13 PM
I'm lying actually.
I only killed two Red Fangs and a dirty gortok. My character couldn't really tell the difference.
;)
I thought it's an advertising board. What's with the bashing?
Right, why bring down the gortoks like that? ;)
Quote from: Cutthroat on August 22, 2009, 10:57:13 PM
So Eunoli Winrothol, Samos Rennik, and Thrain Ironsword walk into a bar. The Red Fang bartender looks up and says, "Get the fuck out of my bar."
Dude...I'm actually considering rolling up a Red Fang at some point, just because that was funny.
As much as I love RP'in with desert elves ... I never, ever play them. I just love mounts too much.
Quote from: musashi on August 23, 2009, 07:13:51 PM
As much as I love RP'in with desert elves ... I never, ever play them. I just love mounts too much.
Majikals Red Fang Fact #85
Ever try to mount and mistarget a humanoid only to receive the message 'blahblah is not a suitable mount'. In Red Fang, everything is a suitable mount.
Red Fang Fact #756
Once a 100 day Jihaen Templar actually attacked a Red Fang and the battle lasted twenty minutes. Then, the Red Fang finished the bio entry he'd been doing and pulled out his weapons.
No outdoing my awesome facts Musashi, I lawled though.
I know, I'm such a poser ... I don't even play desert elves :D
Quote from: musashi on August 26, 2009, 02:15:39 AM
Red Fang Fact #756
Once a 100 day Jihaen Templar actually attacked a Red Fang and the battle lasted twenty minutes. Then, the Red Fang finished the bio entry he'd been doing and pulled out his weapons.
AhahhhahahahahaahAHAHAHAHA
Some Facts About Red Fang part 6
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There is no dust in Zalanthas. There is only the ground bones of dead Red Fangs.
Red Fangs don't get the mantis head. They get head from the mantis.
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A Red Fang doesn't need to look north, south, east or west. They just need to look all, and everything will show up automatically....10 rooms away.
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The Red Fangs are usually called the Rad Fangs in cooler social circles.
Red Fangs bite the hand that feed them.. and eat the entrails.
The Red Fangs built the shield wall with a bucket and spade.
A Fang once beat suk-krath in a staring contest.
Some people get lucky and kill two birds with one stone. Red Fangs can kill eight birds with half a stone. They can also kill two stones with one bird.
Red Fang members remove the
ctrl button from their keyboards. Red Fangs are always in control.
Wisdom spice, sorcerors and special applications were added to the game to make Red Fang opponents less laughably pathetic.
Valasurus opened his mouth and spoke: "Pride will be your destruction."
Tektolnes merely shifted his lower jaw into an approximation of a cruel smirk, and responded with five words as well."The Red Fangs are coming"
In a fight between Muk and Tek, the winner would be a Red Fang.
Red Fangs put the laughter in Mans
laughter
Quote from: Majikal on September 05, 2009, 07:49:36 AM
Some Facts About Red Fang part 6
Red Fangs put the laughter in Manslaughter
Yeah. That last one is definitely true, man.
They're all true. Every effin one.
Some Facts about Red Fang part 7
Red Fangs can fold paper more than 9 times. Small children though can only be folded 7 times.
A blue robe, a red robe and a Red Fang stood before Tektolnes who said to them "I have call you three here because you are the greatest mutha fuckas in the world and I have a place for one of you at my right hand." The Red robe stepped forward to confess his love to the Highlord but was stroke down by a fiery ball of death, the Blue Robe found himself speechless in terror. Thoroughly disappointed, Tek looked down on the savage elf and said "And why should you sit beside me?" in reply the Fang simply said "Bitch.. you're in my seat."
If you open a can of whoop-ass, a Red Fang jumps out.
Red Fangs can squeeze Kalan wine out of a Petoch.
Red Fang children have knife fights for fun. More often then not, the knife loses.
A Red Fang once stared evil in the face... and it backed the fuck down.
Red Fangs can lick their elbow.
The first Red Fang is 1/8th dwarf, this has nothing to do with ancestry. They just ate a fucking dwarf.
Red Fangs can sneeze with their eyes open.
Red Fang children dig the caves they're born in.
Those were awesome, I was laughing pretty hard :D
Goodness, so joysomely hilarious, guys.
I'm reminded of the episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force with Hand Bananna.
Facts About the Red Fang, Part 8
Once, some players made a thread endorsing the Red Fangs that was perfectly fine for a while, but then it degenerated. A staff member came along and said, "Don't let me see you do this again," and they said, "Right, sorry about that, you won't."
The staff won't see the Red Fangs doing it again, because they're that damn sneaky.
I just want to say that, while not having played a Red Fang, I've had the pleasure of interacting with them, and... They freakin' rock.
Quote from: Aaron Goulet on September 22, 2009, 07:21:38 PM
I just want to say that, while not having played a Red Fang, I've had the pleasure of interacting with them, and... They freakin' rock.
Man.... Same here.
I hate playing tribals, and I hate playing elves, but if my character dies, I'm gonna roll up a Red Fang.
It's kind of funny. I keep alternating between Labyrinth and RF, in my characters lately.
So, if a hypothetical new player is interested, the Red Fang can be briefly summarized as the Irish, in a desert?
Quote from: Ocotillo on September 29, 2009, 05:04:30 PM
So, if a hypothetical new player is interested, the Red Fang can be briefly summarized as the Irish, in a desert?
Get awesome, badass, a dash of crazy and two and a half cups of lunatic fringe in a bowl. Shake well before serving.
So a yes. Interesting.
Quote from: Oleupata on September 22, 2009, 02:22:56 PM
Facts About the Red Fang, Part 8
Once, some players made a thread endorsing the Red Fangs that was perfectly fine for a while, but then it degenerated. A staff member came along and said, "Don't let me see you do this again," and they said, "Right, sorry about that, you won't."
I can't tell if this is supposed to be funny, or if it's supposed to be a cruel warning to get the thread back on track.
Now -that- is Tuluki subtle.
Here's something a bit less subtle: thread locked.