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General => General Discussion => Topic started by: Ghost on November 25, 2004, 09:46:10 PM

Title: To the staff that sent -that- Turkey
Post by: Ghost on November 25, 2004, 09:46:10 PM
As I said, I love you..I really do. :)))))

I thought some sorcerer is summoning things, and was scared at first.. Then I was laughing REALLY hard! :))
Title: To the staff that sent -that- Turkey
Post by: elvenchipmunk on November 25, 2004, 09:49:20 PM
I must agree, good show!
Title: To the staff that sent -that- Turkey
Post by: Moofassa on November 25, 2004, 09:53:04 PM
Oh... i get it. Crazy imms. Freakin me out :p
Title: To the staff that sent -that- Turkey
Post by: Rhyden on November 25, 2004, 10:27:50 PM
Ya, that was really creepy. Damn, I should have saved it's description to share it around. Anyways, some imm conjured up a skeletal turkey like 100 feet tall and made it do a jig, it was amazing. (Damn hope this isn't too ic, but then again, towering skeletal turkeys aren't exactly normal in Arm)
Title: To the staff that sent -that- Turkey
Post by: Maybe42or54 on November 25, 2004, 11:10:06 PM
This is a gigantic skeleton, in the shape of a turkey.  It easily stands a thousand cords high, animated into undeath by some foul magicks. The turkey looks really pissed, seeking revenge for its slain relatives so that puny humans can eat nice meals.
A giant, skeletal turkey is in excellent condition.

That is 1,250 feet tall.
Title: To the staff that sent -that- Turkey
Post by: Ghost on November 25, 2004, 11:39:52 PM
1250 feet?  How could it fit into..that tavern?
Title: To the staff that sent -that- Turkey
Post by: cyberpatrol_735 on November 26, 2004, 12:35:58 AM
Quote from: "Ghost"1250 feet?  How could it fit into..that tavern?

Sunroof?

I missed it.. dang
Title: To the staff that sent -that- Turkey
Post by: xX_Cathedral_Xx on November 26, 2004, 01:24:27 AM
You know, I'm kinda scared to see what happens on Christmas..
Title: To the staff that sent -that- Turkey
Post by: Anonymous on November 26, 2004, 01:41:53 AM
A three-thousand foot, jolly-bellied fat man is here, eating citizens and knocking over buildings.
Title: To the staff that sent -that- Turkey
Post by: cyberpatrol_735 on November 26, 2004, 02:29:45 AM
Hrm... At Christmas we always give presents.. like.. "MONEY" or.. "GIFTS" such as things like new clothes, knives, etc..

That would be cool.



<prompt> l room
Caravan Way [ W E ]
Desc here, blablha blah ablhah

Moments later...
You see a shiny red sleigh fly over head.

<prompt> l sleigh

You don't see that here.

Something falls from the sky and lands in your pack.

<prompt> l in backpack

In a backpack (carried ) :
A few thousand obsidian coins
An item here
An item there
A large, ornamental box with silver wrapping.

<prompt> get box backpack
You get a large, ornamental box with silver wrapping from a backpack.

<prompt> open box
You can't do that.

<prompt> craft box
You could make many items out of a large, ornamental box with silver wrapping.

<prompt> craft box into a large elvis presley figurine
You set to work at crafting.

<prompt>

<prompt> You create a large Elvis Presley figureine.

<prompt> think Yes!! Elvis! Thankyou santa!
You think: Yes!! Elvis! Thankyou santa!

<prompt> A gith defiler has arrived from the south.

<prompt> think Oh shit
You think: Oh shit.

<prompt> A gith defiler utters an incantation.
A large wall of flame slams into you!

*Beep*


Meh
Title: Hmph..
Post by: LilBit on November 26, 2004, 03:20:49 AM
All I have to say is..  "RAWR!!!"  I mean.. what huge monsterous undead turkey says "Rawr?"  would he be more like.. "GOBBLE!!!"?
Title: To the staff that sent -that- Turkey
Post by: elvenchipmunk on November 26, 2004, 11:12:54 AM
Ghost wrote:
Quote1250 feet? How could it fit into..that tavern?

It wasn't in the tavern, just to the south, that's how it fit.
Title: To the staff that sent -that- Turkey
Post by: Halaster on November 26, 2004, 11:14:12 AM
How do you know a 1250 foot skeletal turkey wouldn't say RAWR!!!?
Title: To the staff that sent -that- Turkey
Post by: Ghost on November 26, 2004, 11:56:22 AM
Quote from: "elvenchipmunk"It wasn't in the tavern, just to the south, that's how it fit.

To be more precise, it did come into the Bard's Barrel, main room.  And all at the folks at the bar were momentarily dazzled.

So it did fit into tavern.
Title: Discrimination against Canadians???
Post by: Empress on November 26, 2004, 02:48:45 PM
Hey I was on during American ThanksGiving and I saw no big turkey skeleton!  Is that because i'm Canadian???  :shock:
Title: To the staff that sent -that- Turkey
Post by: elvenchipmunk on November 26, 2004, 02:59:15 PM
Oh, I didn't see it go into the tavern, sorry Ghost.
Title: To the staff that sent -that- Turkey
Post by: Rhyden on November 26, 2004, 03:19:04 PM
I think a 1200 foot turkey would say 'woof'.
Title: To the staff that sent -that- Turkey
Post by: elvenchipmunk on November 26, 2004, 03:22:41 PM
Hey Empress, I'm Canadian  :D and I saw a big, skeletal turkey. So, umm...you were just not at the place at the right time.
Title: To the staff that sent -that- Turkey
Post by: Cenghiz on November 26, 2004, 03:25:08 PM
Damnit :) Didn't the turkey wander outside Allanak? I would love to see it.
emote gobbles cheerfully.
Title: Re: Hmph..
Post by: John on November 26, 2004, 03:41:55 PM
Quote from: "LilBit"All I have to say is..  "RAWR!!!"  I mean.. what huge monsterous undead turkey says "Rawr?"
:lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

That was good :)
Title: To the staff that sent -that- Turkey
Post by: sacac on November 26, 2004, 04:42:18 PM
I love when it did the Jig.
I could have sworn someone was going to "kill turkey."
Title: To the staff that sent -that- Turkey
Post by: Bogre on November 26, 2004, 07:29:54 PM
Quote from: "Rhyden"I think a 1200 foot turkey would say 'woof'.

I think I'm going to let the 1200 foot turkey say whatever the hell it wants. *gulp*
Title: To the staff that sent -that- Turkey
Post by: Moofassa on November 27, 2004, 01:16:56 PM
Yeah, the giant turkey was outised the sanc in Tuluk "rawr" ing away.
Title: To the staff that sent -that- Turkey
Post by: Angela Christine on November 28, 2004, 04:52:52 AM
A skeletal turkey shouldn't say anything, because it has no lungs or larynx.

And I missed it.   :cry:

AC
Title: To the staff that sent -that- Turkey
Post by: Eclipse on November 28, 2004, 08:31:40 AM
Nuts. Skeletal turkeys are the best.

say (while approaching the 1250 foot tall turkey with a big knife) Come here, turkey turkey turkey, get in my belly!
Title: To the staff that sent -that- Turkey
Post by: Angela Christine on November 28, 2004, 09:30:57 AM
First Halloween candy and now Turkey day . . . does anyone else get worried when the staff get playfull?   :!:  What's next, putting the claws back in Santa Claws?   :shock:


And how come Canadian Thanksgiving didn't get anything?  :evil:


Abandoned Canadian
Title: To the staff that sent -that- Turkey
Post by: Anonymous on November 28, 2004, 10:33:57 AM
Quote from: "Angela Christine"What's next, putting the claws back in Santa Claws?   :shock:
I got a little present one Christmas, I think.

QuoteAnd how come Canadian Thanksgiving didn't get anything?  :evil:
The staff only celebrates holidays that count.  It is cute that Canada has their own little pretend thanksgiving though.
Title: To the staff that sent -that- Turkey
Post by: Agent_137 on November 28, 2004, 10:56:00 PM
Quote from: "CRW"
QuoteAnd how come Canadian Thanksgiving didn't get anything?  :evil:
The staff only celebrates holidays that count.  It is cute that Canada has their own little pretend thanksgiving though.

HO! SNAP!
Title: To the staff that sent -that- Turkey
Post by: Anonymous on November 29, 2004, 12:48:56 AM
Quote from: "sacac"I love when it did the Jig.
I could have sworn someone was going to "kill turkey."

I would love to see,

The gigantic, skeletal turkey looks amused at the antics of the greyish skinned man for a moment, before deliberately lifting up one its clawed feet...
Title: To the staff that sent -that- Turkey
Post by: gofmk on November 29, 2004, 01:10:20 AM
Quote from: "xX_Cathedral_Xx"You know, I'm kinda scared to see what happens on Christmas..

Last year it was Githmas.. I vaguely remember some dude running into the tavern and handing me a wrapped present saying Merry Githmas! And when I opened it.. and it exploded confetti or something of the sort, it was very clever.. nothing like a 1250 ft turkey.. but very good.  :wink:
Title: the easter tregil
Post by: proxie on December 01, 2004, 12:18:55 PM
I remember a lot of wacky holiday zaniness when I first started playing.

The easter tregil handed out colored erdlu eggs once.

I'm glad they dusted off the skeletal turkey.


When do we start getting meaty prizes?