You may have heard vague rumors and whispers of northerners with their quiet subtle RPTs. Their tea, and their bards and their little knives pushed delicately through delicate rib cages. And I'm sure that's nice...
... For a northern party.
But have you heard what's happening in Allanak?
Welcome my friends, to the percussive beat of fist against skull!
(https://i.ibb.co/DW0tTGV/Skulldrum.jpg)
To the ear-wrenching soprano song of a foot hitting a groin!
(https://i.ibb.co/93ZHCH7/Groin-Kick.jpg)
This is the true song of the south! Welcome to the return of the ALANAKI PITFIGHTS
Fighters, get ready to square off to win glory and prizes amidst the cheers of the crowd! Whether you're an amateur looking to score a few extra coins to buy water today, or a professional seeking glory and reputation this is your chance.
Rules are as follows: Fighters fight barehanded
(https://i.ibb.co/mtN8C7f/Laochran-Brawler.jpg)
Fighters do not wear armor above the waist.
(https://i.ibb.co/gVRWCNd/brawler2.jpg) (https://i.ibb.co/DkYV1j3/brawler3.jpg)
And prefight Smack Talk is mandatory! (prizes will be awarded for the best taunts in addition to the other prizes).
So come show your ferocity in an RPT that is anything but subtle!
This is happening Saturday, August 7th at 9pm EST.
(Note: Amateurs and Professional fighters will be separated into leagues for this and future fights, and will square off only against those in their league. Pay rates will be higher for those that choose the professional league however)
Wow.
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/610995b48773cf2ec441d4348eefe1a8/tumblr_otirms98R91v4167qo1_400.gif)
Let the excitement begin!
This is later today.
And while you're attending your RPTs, vote!
http://www.topmudsites.com/vote-sanvean.html
More like Den of Blunders. 8)
Quote from: Bebop on August 07, 2021, 11:55:16 AM
More like Den of Blunders. 8)
A level of sparkling wit heretofore unseen from our northern cousins!
Alas, I fear you might be... outSHINED by the prefight reparte of some proper southern "discourse"
Quote from: Narf on August 07, 2021, 12:31:44 PM
Quote from: Bebop on August 07, 2021, 11:55:16 AM
More like Den of Blunders. 8)
A level of sparkling wit heretofore unseen from our northern cousins!
(https://media.tenor.com/images/4b7b9602f38840c1df64add7e4da0efd/tenor.gif)