Post your favorite pick-up lines or make up ones that could be used in the Armageddon world. Try to imagine yourself as a hawt bard with a smooth charm, or a mousy bynner who studders(males and female).
I will start-
"Your as sweet as ginka."
"Nice ass, wanna kank?"
"Baby, I wanna ride you like a kank all night"
"They call it half-giant for a reason"
"Are you a vividan? Because you are already making me wet."
"You know, I am a rukken."
"Is that a salt worm or are you just happy to see me?"
Think up more!
What is a rukken.
Try google for images: rukken. The first picture will explain. Google speaks the truth.
Here are some more practical Zalanthan pick up lines
"I haven't gone a month without food or water."
"I produce hearty and healthy children."
"You needn't worry about me, I'm a survivor."
And ofcourse, the pick up line that works anywhere, no matter if it's on Earth or Zalanthas:
"I have a job and money."
For those who are looking for one night stands:
"I'm sterile/will pay for the mul mix."
"I am a templar"
"I can assure you this will have you walking again."
(Note: must be a bard)
"Hey, ladies. How's about a bawdy piece for a piece of body?"
say (looking into %male/female eyes) How much?
say (holding ~waterskin aloft) I will trade this for vagina.
say (pointing under the table with an elegant flourish) It is time to serve your Lord personally.