Hmm, any ideas on what Zalanthians do to clean themselves up after?
QuoteJohn Spartan: How's that damn three seashell thing work?
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They find a bush or crap one out to look like a beetle's.
But...what do they do about their dirty areas after?
Hand? Sand?? Nothing???
Quote from: bartenderer on April 01, 2011, 02:28:47 PM
But...what do they do about their dirty areas after?
Hand? Sand?? Nothing???
Well, I mean. I think I've seen chamber pot sort of items. You could always use dirty old rags. Maybe sand (lawl sandy vag), cotton ... bolls? Hm.
Uhh, Zalanthan girls don't poop ...
Quote from: Kismetic on April 01, 2011, 02:39:18 PM
Uhh, Zalanthan girls don't poop ...
Any baby with a brain can tell you everybody poops!
Quote from: BlackMagic0 on April 01, 2011, 02:41:20 PM
Quote from: Kismetic on April 01, 2011, 02:39:18 PM
Uhh, Zalanthan girls don't poop ...
Any baby with a brain can tell you everybody poops!
Nope, girls don't poop. Jus' don' happen.
Quote from: bartenderer on April 01, 2011, 03:02:25 PM
Quote from: BlackMagic0 on April 01, 2011, 02:41:20 PM
Quote from: Kismetic on April 01, 2011, 02:39:18 PM
Uhh, Zalanthan girls don't poop ...
Any baby with a brain can tell you everybody poops!
Nope, girls don't poop. Jus' don' happen.
Freaking FCC...
They wipe with rags is my guess. Or how I've always roleplayed it in the pooping rooms for certain clans. Also I always been curious where the sewer system of Allanak was hooked up to top side for all that shit to pile down there... some communal bathrooms at the Taverns or something.
I can't see tossing rags down the poop chute. There has a less wasteful way to clean the bum.
Sand bidet, anyone?
Or maybe butt flossing with numut vine.
Quote from: Kismetic on April 01, 2011, 03:08:54 PM
I can't see tossing rags down the poop chute. There has a less wasteful way to clean the bum.
Or maybe butt flossing with numut vine.
They would never use water to wash their backside. Also numut vines would not be highly accessible by anyone south of Luir's Outpost. And more then likely is more valuable then some ragged, torn, dirty pieces of sand cloth that you found or from your old cloak/pants/shirt. Maybe not the best wiper.. but its not a waste of resources.
Anyone ever seen the Japanese film, Woman In the Dunes?
Well there is a scene where the woman cleans her dishes with sand. Thinking about it for a bit...it made sense. The sand would cake up around the moist areas, but then you could brush it off when dry - taking the filth with it.
So...maybe a handful of sand on the pooper...while uncomfortable for us.... may not be necessarily uncomfortable for people living on a desert planet?
They're -definitely- not wasting water, agreed. Umm ... I'm at a loss, here. I'm going to completely forget this was ever posted (for fear of girls answering).
Quote from: bartenderer on April 01, 2011, 03:14:43 PM
So...maybe a handful of sand on the pooper...while uncomfortable for us.... may not be necessarily uncomfortable for people living on a desert planet?
I'd say sand to the butt hole has to be utterly uncomfortable.. how could anyone enjoy rough sand all up there? And it'd get stuck.. and.. I'd still say some rags would be the most logical..
I suppose rags makes sense.
Quote from: boog on April 01, 2011, 02:31:19 PM
Quote from: bartenderer on April 01, 2011, 02:28:47 PM
But...what do they do about their dirty areas after?
Hand? Sand?? Nothing???
Well, I mean. I think I've seen chamber pot sort of items. You could always use dirty old rags. Maybe sand (lawl sandy vag), cotton ... bolls? Hm.
iamnotagirl
Doesn't one well known room of one compound have "cleaning sand" in the description somewhere? Or am I misremembering?
Two of them, actually... But I don't think it says if it's for cleaning one's self or the room...
I'd think, if necessary, one would smear sand if particularly messy, then use a rag to scrape it off when caked.
I can't wait to see an advertisement on the IG boards for a noble's poop wiper. :)
That would be an odd one to RP out. I'd prolly fade. Had an IC poop once that I faded on. Unless there was someone hiding, pretty sure I faded on myself there.
La la la la I can't hear you la la la la
But in all seriousness, unless it's a bowel disease worth RPing, I don't think or want to think about it. The worldly burden of defecation is something I go online to escape.
Quote from: Mooney on April 01, 2011, 04:16:28 PM
The worldly burden of defecation is something I go online to escape.
You mean you MUD so much, you give yourself an impaction?
Actually, desert tribes in RL use their hands. That's why they don't shake or do ritual things with a certain hand. :-* The sand and straw you see in some places is to clean your hands off, and also to keep the floor from getting too messy.
Quote from: Mooney on April 01, 2011, 04:16:28 PM
The worldly burden of defecation is something I go online to escape.
Can I please have this as my sig?
Quote from: bartenderer on April 01, 2011, 04:35:49 PM
Quote from: Mooney on April 01, 2011, 04:16:28 PM
The worldly burden of defecation is something I go online to escape.
Can I please have this as my sig?
I...can't tell if this is a serious request. But if it is, why not, I am not ashamed! Eh.
Sig'ed.
My bet would be they just use a hand, then clean off that hand with sand.
Ginka vines.
Er, poop is not something I want to see roleplayed. Please ask for consent, just in case I'm having lunch OOC.
Anyway, it's done with rocks. Something about it only working when the stool is dry, has to be wiped at least 3 times with a rock to be clean. 3 different rocks. Or if you're short of rocks, 3 sides of the same rock. I actually learned this stuff in school for some reason. Advantage of being in a backwards Muslim country where people try to pretend to be Arabian, it's examinable material.
If the stool is wet, use water. There's not really a non messy alternative. Maybe sandcloth or something at best. Using sand just means that you'll get sand stuck on your ass and upper thighs and not get anything wiped. I don't think Zalanthans get wet stool anyway and if they did, there'd probably be plenty of liquid around (like stew).
I would advice against using obsidian though, especially if it has sharp edges.
Quote from: bartenderer on April 01, 2011, 02:28:47 PM
But...what do they do about their dirty areas after?
Hand? Sand?? Nothing???
Cloth, sandcloth for the commoners and silk for the wealthy. Re-usable, thank the god-king for slaves.
I tend to assume that some virtual money goes into buying/finding an extra virtual sandcloth and some extra virtual water into cleaning that virtual poop, which is why their clothes don't get the smelly tag after. I suppose if you're naked and dying of thirst out there you'd be drinking that virtual water, but then if you were dying of thirst/hunger, you wouldn't be pooping that much either.
in actuality most peoples shit is something like 50 - 75 percent water, think it has something to do with how quick it goes through your intestines and how much water your body can take out of it. I imagine if you started a zalanthan diet of half a travel cake for breakfast lunch and dinner with a thimble of water for dessert your body isn't going to be on the fast track to the duece. My guess is the poopers would be few and far between and when they finally came they would be dry as dry could be. Body adapting to store water etc. Dry poop = easier to clean.
Why am I thinking about this at 3am?
This is where Angela Christine would come in handy.
Which brings us to the summoning her part of the evening:
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Quote from: lordcooper on April 02, 2011, 12:30:30 PM
My bet would be they just use a hand, then clean off that hand with sand.
That would work fairly well, I think.
http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1472171/How+to+Wipe+Your+Butt+Like+a+Ranger/
I wanted to chime in on the great poop debate which seems to be dominated by weird western views that hygiene would be important to primitive societies. And even in modern, advanced, societies there are differing practices (in the east, in some areas, use of toilet paper is not common for instance, and water is used instead).
Most animals do not clean at all. Human practices, in uncivilized areas, were/are quite unhygienic... I'd say a best case scenario for most zalanthasians would be cleaning with one's hands followed by cleaning the hand with sand. Some might not clean hands and/or anus.
Is this really interesting RP-wise? (besides, perhaps, the aspect of being vulnerable during defecation)
Selected reading:
http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=10&ved=0CE8QFjAJ&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ngof.org%2Fngof%2Fnewsletter%2Fpublication_report%2Fexecutive_summery_cht.doc&rct=j&q=tribal%20defecation%20cleaning&ei=OJmYTcm3LdSZhQfw3LjmCA&usg=AFQjCNEVNqlrPs1TS0xmRsZfk7GMV9PLew&sig2=8IQzdew6_UyoWERrpjnisw&cad=rja (http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=10&ved=0CE8QFjAJ&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ngof.org%2Fngof%2Fnewsletter%2Fpublication_report%2Fexecutive_summery_cht.doc&rct=j&q=tribal%20defecation%20cleaning&ei=OJmYTcm3LdSZhQfw3LjmCA&usg=AFQjCNEVNqlrPs1TS0xmRsZfk7GMV9PLew&sig2=8IQzdew6_UyoWERrpjnisw&cad=rja)
http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=5&ved=0CC8QFjAE&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.krepublishers.com%2F02-Journals%2FJHE%2FJHE-22-0-000-000-2007-Web%2FJHE-22-1-000-000-2007-Abstract-PDF%2FJHE-22-1-007-07-1354-Dwivedi-P%2FJHE-22-1-007-07-1354-Dwivedi-P-Tt.pdf&rct=j&q=tribal%20defecation%20cleaning&ei=OJmYTcm3LdSZhQfw3LjmCA&usg=AFQjCNE0hGs-YKk8_CAoWSd9kVi-DJbtsw&sig2=YSAjIAec5L7C2u9jfHZItw&cad=rja (http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=5&ved=0CC8QFjAE&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.krepublishers.com%2F02-Journals%2FJHE%2FJHE-22-0-000-000-2007-Web%2FJHE-22-1-000-000-2007-Abstract-PDF%2FJHE-22-1-007-07-1354-Dwivedi-P%2FJHE-22-1-007-07-1354-Dwivedi-P-Tt.pdf&rct=j&q=tribal%20defecation%20cleaning&ei=OJmYTcm3LdSZhQfw3LjmCA&usg=AFQjCNE0hGs-YKk8_CAoWSd9kVi-DJbtsw&sig2=YSAjIAec5L7C2u9jfHZItw&cad=rja)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_cleansing (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_cleansing)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tayammum (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tayammum)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_toilet_etiquette (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_toilet_etiquette)
(the two Islamic references are there as a reference on how providence is being made for cleaning without water in a religion that places an emphasis on hygiene (probably, because the practices in the area were quite unhygienic at some point, which made such rules beneficial).
After skimming this thread, I've retroactively made all of my PCs mutants that don't poop.
Quote from: Nyr on April 03, 2011, 02:18:51 PM
After skimming this thread, I've retroactively made all of my PCs mutants that don't poop.
You don't have to make it a retroactive thing ... all PCs are mutants that don't poop. Only staff ... with the ability to load objects ... can poop whenever they really want to.
I demand a poop command that spawns a chunk and increases your hunger by a considerable amount!
Quote from: Reiteration on April 03, 2011, 07:39:46 PM
I demand a poop command that spawns a chunk and increases your hunger by a considerable amount!
You should also be able to sell it just like dung.
Random Tiny Wants.
The newbish newb says ooc: "hey dude, how do I make money"
You notice: The short, hairless dwarf squeezes out a fist-sized ball of dung
the short, hairless dwarf picks up a fist-sized ball of dung
the short, hairless dwarf gives a fist-sized ball of dung to the newbish newb.
the short, hairless dwarf says ooc: "sell your poop"
Make it happen.
spam eat/poop twinks - do we really want to see the results of this IG?
Quote from: lepxii on April 04, 2011, 12:33:27 AM
spam eat/poop twinks - do we really want to see the results of this IG?
Fuck yeah we do.
Quote from: Majikal on April 03, 2011, 11:00:52 PM
The newbish newb says ooc: "hey dude, how do I make money"
You notice: The short, hairless dwarf squeezes out a fist-sized ball of dung
the short, hairless dwarf picks up a fist-sized ball of dung
the short, hairless dwarf gives a fist-sized ball of dung to the newbish newb.
the short, hairless dwarf says ooc: "sell your poop"
Make it happen.
This made me lol for real.
Quote from: Zoltan on April 04, 2011, 08:08:44 AM
Quote from: Majikal on April 03, 2011, 11:00:52 PM
The newbish newb says ooc: "hey dude, how do I make money"
You notice: The short, hairless dwarf squeezes out a fist-sized ball of dung
the short, hairless dwarf picks up a fist-sized ball of dung
the short, hairless dwarf gives a fist-sized ball of dung to the newbish newb.
the short, hairless dwarf says ooc: "sell your poop"
I laughed retarded hard while I was gdb'ing from my phone.
Make it happen.
This made me lol for real.
Next thing you know, there will be stories heard across the land of two elves, one goblet.
Quote from: Mazy on April 04, 2011, 04:17:38 PM
Next thing you know, there will be stories heard across the land of two elves, one goblet.
Yessss!
You turds are still talking about poop? :D
Quote from: Kismetic on April 04, 2011, 04:41:32 PM
You turds are still talking about poop? :D
You're lurking the poop thread. Just as weird my friend. ;)
Quote from: Majikal on April 04, 2011, 09:45:42 PM
You're lurking the poop thread. Just as weird my friend. ;)
Someone should sig this :D
I didn't say it was weird, but thanks! :)
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(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_7c1NFSLdNuo/TPk8qhOcE_I/AAAAAAAAAD0/16yioV_N0Ng/s1600/improper_pooping.jpg)
Sig typo. You lose.
Quote from: Majikal on April 04, 2011, 11:26:07 PM
Sig typo. You lose.
Apparently colour tags take up characters.
Live tregils.
If you don't have a live tregil on hand to wipe with, you just don't poop.
Why do you think everyone in Allanak is so damn uptight?
I was moved to surf 'poop' more on the interwebs.
(http://www.thewardinator.com/wp-content/uploads/poop.jpg)
I am looking for this book. "Everyone poops." Even apples.
Semper, LordCooper, and Lepxil are correct.
I would expect to see, in most Zalanthan cultures, a "right hand only" rule for social interaction.
It would look something like this:
WARNING: DO NOT touch Happy Fun Templar with your left hand! Do not hand him a bribe with your left hand. Do not gesture with your left hand.
>say (with a confident grin) But I'm not left-handed!
>change hands es ep
You notice: Your opponent looks disgusted and annoyed.
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah. No, my PC uses fluffy sheets of paper made from real trees.
Twink.
I was told that in certain cultures in RL (like some who live in the desert) the left hand is the dirty hand... for wiping and stuff... so it would be an insult to be gestured at with that hand, etc.
Use sandcloth down south?
Outside of comfort, is wiping necessary? What sort of diseases are we inviting by not keeping our sphincters kitchen-table clean?
Of the answer is "nothing major" then my characters don't wipe. We pick klingons out of our bums but for the most part the trails are left in all their brown glory.
Trousers are a little soiled, but who cares? This is Spa-Armageddon!
... you've seen babies with diaper rash before, right? Or at least heard of them? And how extremely painful they make it seem like it must be?
what boggles me is
of all the possibilities out htere
and thios is what people you come across to talk abouit?
and people fimd it worthj discussing it for 3 pages
How come whenever Ghost posts like that, it's cute, but everyone else I see doing it makes me think they're just plain retarded?
It reminds me of those adorable dwarves.
Just caught up with this thread. We always use rocks, no problem. Semi arid landscape.
Quote from: Marc on April 18, 2011, 01:11:10 PM
Outside of comfort, is wiping necessary? What sort of diseases are we inviting by not keeping our sphincters kitchen-table clean?
Of the answer is "nothing major" then my characters don't wipe. We pick klingons out of our bums but for the most part the trails are left in all their brown glory.
Trousers are a little soiled, but who cares? This is Spa-Armageddon!
Everyone wipes.
The question is: is it worth it to use a rag or cloth, or plant material, or would Zalanthans just use one of their hands?
Rags seem rather easy to get in the cities. Even the rinth should have tons of rocks or rubbish to wipe your poop with. If you're really that stingy, reuse it a few times.
I'm trying to eat cornflakes here, folks ...
I for one am tired of all you spam poopers.
I saw a yam post in the poop thread and had to come back... damnit.
Be gone ye poop thread!
Zalanthans use a magick psionic power to poop. Imms didn't think it was worth coding, but back in the day it used to show up on the last as "Who gives a poo", and YES Delerak had it maxed in 10 hours. :o
This is one of those things that I don't think we'll ever arrive at a standard answer for. Just make something up and go with it, if you really want to portray it.
Rangers - wipe with some leaves.
Everyone else - get creative?
it is saddeneing
that you folks are still talking about shit
Quote from: Ghost on May 18, 2011, 02:17:08 AM
it is saddeneing
that you folks are still talking about shit
Stop being drunk and play you awful engineer man.
Should I ask for consent before dropping my PC's pants and doing some very graphic poop emotes?
The filthy, unkempt human male pulls down his trousers and rears up his ass towards you, and then like a half-giant's sneeze...
Quote from: hyzhenhok on May 18, 2011, 05:40:41 AM
Should I ask for consent before dropping my PC's pants and doing some very graphic poop emotes?
The filthy, unkempt human male pulls down his trousers and rears up his ass towards you, and then like a half-giant's sneeze...
There's a VNPC who drops his pants and urinates every time you pass him, so I don't see why not.
Quote from: NOFUN on May 18, 2011, 05:49:59 AM
Quote from: hyzhenhok on May 18, 2011, 05:40:41 AM
Should I ask for consent before dropping my PC's pants and doing some very graphic poop emotes?
The filthy, unkempt human male pulls down his trousers and rears up his ass towards you, and then like a half-giant's sneeze...
There's a VNPC who drops his pants and urinates every time you pass him, so I don't see why not.
It's even funnier when he does it in the middle of combat.
Quote from: Qzzrbl on May 18, 2011, 06:41:43 AM
Quote from: NOFUN on May 18, 2011, 05:49:59 AM
Quote from: hyzhenhok on May 18, 2011, 05:40:41 AM
Should I ask for consent before dropping my PC's pants and doing some very graphic poop emotes?
The filthy, unkempt human male pulls down his trousers and rears up his ass towards you, and then like a half-giant's sneeze...
There's a VNPC who drops his pants and urinates every time you pass him, so I don't see why not.
It's even funnier when he does it in the middle of combat.
Please consent before pooping IG ... I might be eating a Snickers, or something.
Edit: You ever notice they show just about anything in the movies, but very, very rarely the actual closeup of someone taking a dook? There's a hint in there for you graphic feces emoters ...
Quote from: Kismetic on May 18, 2011, 06:02:47 PM
Quote from: Qzzrbl on May 18, 2011, 06:41:43 AM
Quote from: NOFUN on May 18, 2011, 05:49:59 AM
Quote from: hyzhenhok on May 18, 2011, 05:40:41 AM
Should I ask for consent before dropping my PC's pants and doing some very graphic poop emotes?
The filthy, unkempt human male pulls down his trousers and rears up his ass towards you, and then like a half-giant's sneeze...
There's a VNPC who drops his pants and urinates every time you pass him, so I don't see why not.
It's even funnier when he does it in the middle of combat.
Please consent before pooping IG ... I might be eating a Snickers, or something.
Edit: You ever notice they show just about anything in the movies, but very, very rarely the actual closeup of someone taking a dook? There's a hint in there for you graphic feces emoters ...
Yeah, ask consent -before- you start graphically emoting about your fecally fecal feces. If I'm eating, and I get an emote that's graphic... let's just say I might do something a lot more graphic IRL that will result in me being very angry.
Quote from: Qzzrbl on May 18, 2011, 06:41:43 AM
Quote from: NOFUN on May 18, 2011, 05:49:59 AM
Quote from: hyzhenhok on May 18, 2011, 05:40:41 AM
Should I ask for consent before dropping my PC's pants and doing some very graphic poop emotes?
The filthy, unkempt human male pulls down his trousers and rears up his ass towards you, and then like a half-giant's sneeze...
There's a VNPC who drops his pants and urinates every time you pass him, so I don't see why not.
It's even funnier when he does it in the middle of combat.
i LOLed
While on the flip side, one does not have to worry about asking for consent before graphically emoting childbirth.
Quote from: musashi on May 18, 2011, 06:52:18 PM
While on the flip side, one does not have to worry about asking for consent before graphically emoting childbirth.
You probably should. I don't think consent rules cover defecation, but it's just a matter of courtesy, don't you think? I was really joking, though, about the Snickers. I have no soul. Nothing not tied to me by blood really bothers me. I autoconsent for everything. Poop in your hand and eat it for all I care. I was just thinking of the next guy!
What about defecation during childbirth?
When I was a teenager (and high school drop out) I confused the words self-deprecating with self-defecating. I was embarrassed when corrected. Maybe this is a random thought.
Quote from: Barzalene on May 19, 2011, 11:19:18 AM
What about defecation during childbirth?
When I was a teenager (and high school drop out) I confused the words self-deprecating with self-defecating. I was embarrassed when corrected. Maybe this is a random thought.
Nah, it's cool, I was a self-defecating high school dropout, too.
Y'know, I wasn't certain about Arm at first, but having read through an 87-post thread about IG defecation I know I've found my game.
Quote from: Cleis on June 11, 2011, 05:31:56 PM
Y'know, I wasn't certain about Arm at first, but having read through an 87-post thread about IG defecation I know I've found my game.
;D ;D ;D
Why hasn't this thread been locked yet?
Have we covered why the salt flats don't have huge piles of Mek poop yet?
Because silt worms eat it?
Seriously though ... poop scripting for mek's and met's would be awesome :D
Because salt flats consist of a thin layer of salt over a sort of ooze consisting of mek poop and bacteria over a thicker layer of salt. So when you 'forage salt'...
Quote from: musashi on June 12, 2011, 08:16:29 AM
Because silt worms eat it?
Seriously though ... poop scripting for mek's and met's would be awesome :D
(http://images1.makefive.com/images/entertainment/art/boldest-works-of-art-in-recent-history/paul-mccarthy-shit-pile-7.jpg)
You notice: The ruddy, brown mekillot squeezes out a skimmer-sized ball of dung
Quote from: Majikal on June 12, 2011, 12:20:24 PM
Quote from: musashi on June 12, 2011, 08:16:29 AM
Because silt worms eat it?
Seriously though ... poop scripting for mek's and met's would be awesome :D
(http://images1.makefive.com/images/entertainment/art/boldest-works-of-art-in-recent-history/paul-mccarthy-shit-pile-7.jpg)
You notice: The ruddy, brown mekillot squeezes out a skimmer-sized ball of dung
How many large bags do you think would be needed for this?
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This thread is shit.
Two Rinthies, One cup.
well get rid of the other cup.. but you get the meaning.
Speaking of stacked shit ...
Oh, hey, there was a joke here but I forgot!
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Some follks, like Tibetans, stick yak dung on their walls to let it dry... and use it for fuel on the fire. Not much wood around, I guess.
Quote from: Sokotra on June 14, 2011, 04:13:10 PM
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Some follks, like Tibetans, stick yak dung on their walls to let it dry... and use it for fuel on the fire. Not much wood around, I guess.
Or they're just less wasteful than greedy white folks.
Or greedy any folks... it's a good use for dung, wasn't saying it in a negative way.
Why has no one mentioned its use as a fertilizer / soil substitute? :P I mean, Allanakis gotta eat.
You can do that, but you gotta compost it first to kill all the bacteria. Take it past the thermophilic stage and it would be safe to use.
em pulls ~jeans up, walking away with what little remains of ^me dignity
Quote from: lordcooper on June 14, 2011, 11:41:56 PM
em pulls ~jeans up, walking away with what little remains of ^me dignity
Just read a book called the Long Walk by Stephen King. Jist is that 100 boys go on a walk escorted by soldiers, if they fall below 4mph they're warned, 30seconds until it produces a second warning, after the third you're shot. The most terrifying part of the book is on day three when the main character has to take a shit in the street. With people cheering and taking pictures. All the while being warned by soldiers and on the verge of being shot. It was troubling to me.
/derail
Quote from: Sokotra on June 14, 2011, 04:13:10 PM
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Some follks, like Tibetans, stick yak dung on their walls to let it dry... and use it for fuel on the fire. Not much wood around, I guess.
>ep poop
>throw poop man east
>You steady yourself and take aim....
>You hurl a piece of poop east, but miss.
>To the east: A piece of poop splatters against the wall.
>em grumbles as he reaches to his pyramidal stack of poop bawlz.
>ep poop
>throw poop man east
>You steady yourself and take aim....
>You hurl a piece of poop east, but miss.
>To the east: A piece of poop splatters against the wall.
The shocking but true story of how Tuluk won back its independence.
I thought poop humor stopped being funny in sixth grade
Poop never gets old... unless of course it is stuck and dried on a wall for a few days.
Issues like this is why I'm bothered when people RP oral sex. Or when they have it in movies about times long past when hygiene wasn't as important...ick people, stay away from down there with your faces.
Quote from: morrigan on June 19, 2011, 04:55:30 PM
Issues like this is why I'm bothered when people RP oral sex. Or when they have it in movies about times long past when hygiene wasn't as important...ick people, stay away from down there with your faces.
I give kudos to those who RP the horrific stench.
It's like permanent swamp-ass, except without the swamp. :x