What do females notice about guys all the time?

Started by John, April 28, 2004, 05:25:26 AM

I guess I give up... :(

I'll go back to my real life instead of checking the board to see what you can figure out I'm doing wrong; Though, it was fun while it lasted  :wink:
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My theory on this matter is that chicks don't care much about looks like they tend to believe they do. Sure they -do- want someone that looks good, but I'm sure they'll go for anyone that does'nt look liek a slob under the right circumstances.
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Quote from: "Trenidor"I guess I give up... :(

I'll go back to my real life instead of checking the board to see what you can figure out I'm doing wrong; Though, it was fun while it lasted  :wink:


Aww.. you need a hug? *hug* Everyone needs a hug sometime. *sage nod*
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my longing heart, do not worry I won't tarry.
We shall be together in your dreams,
to be happy and make merry.
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..I know.. I'm a romantic.. its disgusting..

With every girl I've dated (and in one case, married...and divorced..ugh) it's always been my eyes first. That's always the first compliment I got was about my eyes. :) The second comment was the rear end. I guess it's nice, I don't spend alot of time looking back there to check myself.  :roll:

But those are just personal experiences, and I'm sure every woman, as this thread has shown, has different tastes in what they look for. That's what makes it fun, because you can't please everyone, but at the same time, hopefully you can please the -right- one.
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Clothes make the man.

Not totally, of course, but a ratty t-shirt with holes in it won't impress anyone.  With a couple exceptions:

1) A guy can still look good in raggedy clothes if they are clearly work clothes, and he has obviously been working that day.  Something with grease is good.

2) A beautiful man with artfully torn clothing can look hot.

Simply wearing the same raggedy t-shirt for 10 years "because it is comfortable" doesn't look good on anyone.  That goes double for underwear.

Eyes and stuff are good too.


AC
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How about vestigial tails, do the ladies like them?

Aim for what?  I'm already married.  I got what I was aiming for already.
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Quote from: "spawnloser"Aim for what?  I'm already married.  I got what I was aiming for already.

What?  You and Malifaxis got married and didn't tell anyone?!?


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Treat the other man's faith gently; it is all he has to believe with."     Henry S. Haskins

Quote from: "Angela Christine"What?  You and Malifaxis got married and didn't tell anyone?!?
Aw, acting all coy just for everyone else.  Silly girl, don't be shy.  Tell everyone of our love.
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I don't use a wallet.
I don't even OWN a wallet...except the Led Zeppelin wallet in my 'Memories Chest'.

My ID and emergency information goes in a tin cigarette case decorated with flashy-changy red flames on the cover (unless I decide to pack that with my cloves), or in my front pants pocket where it is safe...along with my nut of dead presidents.

I don't roll my nut with the Georgies on the inside and the Benjis on the outside like some wannabe pimp.  I protect my Benjis with da Georgies on the outside.  The less a woman (or anyone else) sees of my nut o' dead presidents, the better.  What's important...or not...is if the tab gets paid.

How I dress is my bidness.  If I wanna wear ratty jeans and a holey t-shirt, I'll fuckin' wear it.  Then again, I've been known to escort my Lady to a club wearing a tuxedo.

I smoke.  I drink.  I engaged in premarital sex.  In fact, sex is the most important element of a marriage, so I advise ANYONE to check out their potential mate before signing onto a contract of 'til death do we part'.  I learned this the hard way.  If sex isn't the most important element of marriage, we should each just marry our best friend.   :twisted:
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Quote from: "naatok"I don't use a wallet.
I don't even OWN a wallet...except the Led Zeppelin wallet in my 'Memories Chest'.

My ID and emergency information goes in a tin cigarette case decorated with flashy-changy red flames on the cover (unless I decide to pack that with my cloves), or in my front pants pocket where it is safe...along with my nut of dead presidents.

I don't roll my nut with the Georgies on the inside and the Benjis on the outside like some wannabe pimp.  I protect my Benjis with da Georgies on the outside.  The less a woman (or anyone else) sees of my nut o' dead presidents, the better.  What's important...or not...is if the tab gets paid.

How I dress is my bidness.  If I wanna wear ratty jeans and a holey t-shirt, I'll fuckin' wear it.  Then again, I've been known to escort my Lady to a club wearing a tuxedo.

I smoke.  I drink.  I engaged in premarital sex.  In fact, sex is the most important element of a marriage, so I advise ANYONE to check out their potential mate before signing onto a contract of 'til death do we part'.  I learned this the hard way.  If sex isn't the most important element of marriage, we should each just marry our best friend.   :twisted:

*wild cheering*

Well said! I'm 100% the same in everything but the fact that I've only worn a tux once, trying it on before my dad got remarried. It made me feel slimy, so I took it off and sported khakis instead.

I have a girlfriend that many consider to be 'gorgeous'. I, on the other hand, have never been graced with a compliment on my looks. I'm big, muscly, and very intelligent, but you could say I was beaten severely with 'the stick'.

When I ask her how I snatched her, she simply replies,"Your meat." Heh, kinda degrading but erotic all the same...
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