Humor from old logs

[Halcyon]

A Kuraci Dealer, a Fale servant, and an Atrium student walk into a bar.

You say, in sirihish:
     "The Kuraci says, I tire of life, and I will go out with all of the pleasure I have known.  She sniffs a brick of sweet and dies happy."

You say, in sirihish:
     "The House servant says,  I tire of life, and I will go out with all of the pleasure I have known.  He drinks his way through six lovers and dies happy."

You say, in sirihish:
     "The Atrium student says, ...but they havent taught me how to die!"