Bragging (no ic spoilers please)

[Zoltan]

I've seen a few female dwarves when I'm not playing as a dwarf. In the same city too.

Thats because they're free from the fear of having to mudsex you. 

Dwarf mudsex is scary. If anyone's ever done it, they have good reason not to brag. Extra scary if it's with a descriptive, skilled roleplayer

"Dwarf lovin'..."
"Shoooo-ooort an' sweeee-eee-eet!"

[jcljules]

I've seen a few female dwarves when I'm not playing as a dwarf. In the same city too.

Thats because they're free from the fear of having to mudsex you. 

Dwarf mudsex is scary. If anyone's ever done it, they have good reason not to brag. Extra scary if it's with a descriptive, skilled roleplayer

...you've had dwarven mudsex?

...can I have a log?

[audrey]

Robbed a PC blue robe templar, pickpocketed another templar, and stole from a very powerful 'gicker while he was buying things. With a 2 to 5-day pickpocket.
Died from an unexpected one-hit KO.

[Bushranger]

Had a character who masturbated in the Byn latrines while reading the Zalanthan porno booklet.

[RogueGunslinger]

pem bulging, fatty muscles sway to and fro on his sweaty frame, slapping against ^amos flesh as he thrusts back and forth.

[deviant storm]

pem bulging, fatty muscles sway to and fro on his sweaty frame, slapping against ^amos flesh as he thrusts back and forth.

[Shalooonsh]

pem bulging, fatty muscles sway to and fro on his sweaty frame, slapping against ^amos flesh as he thrusts back and forth.

I still wake up in a cold sweat, thinking that I'm still watching you three perform that scene.  It did, however, reaffirm that you can hire the Byn for anything.

[Ghost]

pem bulging, fatty muscles sway to and fro on his sweaty frame, slapping against ^amos flesh as he thrusts back and forth.

I still wake up in a cold sweat, thinking that I'm still watching you three perform that scene.  It did, however, reaffirm that you can hire the Byn for anything.

...

[Maso]

What Ghost said. 

[a strange shadow]

pem bulging, fatty muscles sway to and fro on his sweaty frame, slapping against ^amos flesh as he thrusts back and forth.

I still wake up in a cold sweat, thinking that I'm still watching you three perform that scene.  It did, however, reaffirm that you can hire the Byn for anything.

...

Don't give me that innocent look, Ghost.

You've not only watched worse, you've gone to get popcorn and made a movie night out of it.


Oh, uh, bragging?

I can't brag about most of the things I've done. I guess the triple-murder over an enchanted sword (which I ended up with) counts, that was about six years ago. I promptly lost the sword to a gang of elven raiders. Fun stuff.

[Maso]

Mmmmm...I want popcorn.

[Ghost]

pem bulging, fatty muscles sway to and fro on his sweaty frame, slapping against ^amos flesh as he thrusts back and forth.

I still wake up in a cold sweat, thinking that I'm still watching you three perform that scene.  It did, however, reaffirm that you can hire the Byn for anything.

...

Don't give me that innocent look, Ghost.

You've not only watched worse, you've gone to get popcorn and made a movie night out of it.

how come everyone knows my collection of mudsex logs?  i lost most of them sadly

yeah i used to watch other people mudsexxxing all the time.  Especially after rpts you sluts go on a rampage

i remember one time it was a gith rpt or something, i swear in one of those apartment complex there were 4 couples going hardcore

what is funnier is i was using a supernatural skill to watch them and i ran into someone else doing the same!  what a pervert!  we were signaling each other "the other room is about to finish! come take a look"


one time, i am pretty sure this is more of a shame than a brag but using a supernatural skill again, i argued with another (using the same skill) about whether or not a lesbian couple should have their thing -that way- or not

later on we two pleasured the lesbian couple without getting anything back

yes we were that selfless

[Aruven]

For starters:

I once played a Tuluki noble who... ended up killing all the PC guards in her House for various reasons.  When no one was left, I ended up storing.  But it was for personal reasons.

Yeah... Those were some good times... thrashing about and ruining the place, screaming furiously for an hour, mantis face. Typical trend I find myself in.

[Anael]

Had a long-living tuluki lower-leadership character who was kinda clumsy at shady intrigues and almost totally socially inept. He figured remaining silent and scowling at everyone would cover his ineptitudes - and it mostly worked.

[rishenko]

Wayed a demon on accident and told it that it wasn't real. 
It wayed back, disagreeing. 
My guy, in terror, expelled it. 
The demon, in anger, manifested and dissed. 
My guy was dissed. 
The demon was...satisfied.

[Bushranger]

Wayed a demon on accident and told it that it wasn't real. 
It wayed back, disagreeing. 
My guy, in terror, expelled it. 
The demon, in anger, manifested and dissed. 
My guy was dissed. 
The demon was...satisfied.

What?! Sexually satisfied?

[Sephiroto]

Found out that Eloran is a newb and kill-joy.  "Spoiler" removed dispite being quite obvious to the nature of the creature mentioned.

[Eloran]

I had a character who was haunted by QUOTES KEEP DETAILS, FOLKS.  IF YOU COMPLAIN, EDIT!  -Shaleeeditor

Read thread title.

[RogueGunslinger]

Hardly a spoiler. You only think it is because you know what he's talking about. I, on the other hand, hardly think it's a brag at all, because I've no idea what he's talking about.

[Reiloth]

I had a character who was haunted by Hadon.

Read thread title.

Worked with/for SRSLYGUYZ. What's up?

[Sephiroto]

Being haunted was one of the most amazing experiences in my Arm carreer.  I'm not bragging about doing anything awesome because the character really did nothing substantial.  What was awesome is the fact that I was lucky enough to have something like that happen to one of my characters and have it go one for quite some time.

Another thing to understand was that this character was in Tuluk....and he was haunted by... well him.  Even in the most ambiguous of conclusions one could draw from the information about this character's "haunting" it should be pretty easy to concieve how fucked up that must have made his life.

[Rhyden]

Had a long-living tuluki lower-leadership character who was kinda clumsy at shady intrigues and almost totally socially inept. He figured remaining silent and scowling at everyone would cover his ineptitudes - and it mostly worked.

That character was awesome. As was Laraef.

I still remember the time Thar and Rathos stumbled in on that assassin holding Chosen Lord Vadrayus hostage.

Man that was some cool shit.

[Tuannon]

<derail>

Stumbling, coming across by surprise or otherwise are generally catalysts for more and better RP than any pre-set piece.

</derail>

[Bogre]

Had a long-living tuluki lower-leadership character who was kinda clumsy at shady intrigues and almost totally socially inept. He figured remaining silent and scowling at everyone would cover his ineptitudes - and it mostly worked.

stole a mask from said character's hands as a stablehand

and was very adept at playing said character, other characters, and everyone into believing that he cared for anything other than his own hide.

[The Lonely Hunter]

Wow, I've had so many really cool experiences but most I have to take to my grave. That, or kill you after I tell you.

One that does stick out though was getting to Sgt in the Byn with a Mul. The RP was awesome and everyone I played with were really cool. Even to this day I miss that PC.