Zalanthan Piratespeak

[Lotion]

Today is Talk like a Pirate Day and I forgot to apply for a dwarven pirate family rolecall this year in advance so the alternative is making this thread. Regular piratespeak that would be compatible Zalanthas is not included.

Bilge sucker -> Silt sucker
Fish food -> horror food
Walk the plank -> thrown to the sillt
Scurvy dog -> scurvy tok
Sea dog -> sea tok
Thar she blows -> thar she writhes (for horrors)

[Inks]

https://youtu.be/aYE17aWU4i4

[triste]

As a descendent of pirates who talks unintelligbly like a pirate, I am offended by the 16 year running tradition of "talk like a pirate day."

(Just kidding on being offended, I'd never. Aaaaarh.)