The best of the worst of realism ideas

Started by LindseyBalboa, August 06, 2021, 04:09:27 PM

You have contracted incurable zagula, the gift that keeps on giving.


Dysentery requires you to type a random string of characters at random times with increasing difficulty as a willpower test to prevent your character from soiling himself.
The man puts his tongued, grotesque, translucent groin rig on over his eyes.

Quote from: Brytta LĂ©ofa on August 06, 2021, 04:23:32 PM
> poop
You are currently wearing pants. To poop anyway, type 'poop die'.


I lol'd pretty hard at this.
Quote from: Lizzie on February 10, 2016, 09:37:57 PM
You know I think if James simply retitled his thread "Cheese" and apologized for his first post being off-topic, all problems would be solved.