Bards increase regen

[MeTekillot]

Bards get a perform verb that goes off a music skill that improves regeneration for people resting in the room.

[RogueGunslinger]

A voodoo class than can create dolls with your sdesc/true name and then do evil shit to them.

[Riev]

pickpocket/assassin/burglar all get code added that if they are in combat and not currently the target, they deal an extra 3d4 sneak attack damage.

[Akaramu]

Evil clowns.

[Shoka Windrunner]

Unarmed damage increases the less armor you wear.

[Hauwke]

Warriors get to heal themself based off pure guts and grit for a d10 + level.

[SuchDragonWow]

Barbarians get cleave

[Hauwke]

All mages get a magic missile spell.

[Delirium]

Burglars get cockroach familiars that can scout out an apartment to see if anyone's home.

[Shoka Windrunner]

Burglars get cockroach familiars that can scout out an apartment to see if anyone's home.

Ooooo...familiars.

[Hauwke]

That would be rangers silly, +1 for familiars though.

[Synthesis]

You slowly lose maximum stamina points over time until you use the 'poop' command.

[Cind]

Constipation and diarrhea occur depending on what you've intaken.

[Malifaxis]

Rogues get a 'shave coin' command so they can end up with a small pile of obsidian dust because of reasons.

Merchants can tell when coins have been shaved!

[Comfortably Dumb]

Assassins may contract chronic backstabbing disorder and require treatment from a physician, lest they succumb to a mul rage like state that attacks a random party member.

[nauta]

Birds increase regen

[Akaramu]

Bad bards decrease stun.

[BlackMagic0]

You slowly lose maximum stamina points over time until you use the 'poop' command.

LOL oh god that would suck if it forces you to poop your pants if you hit 0 stam....

[Hauwke]

Half giants get to throw a boulder as a free action

[SuchDragonWow]

Wizards get r/w

[Fathi]

Crabs adjust humidity.

[Hauwke]

Cooks get to distribute good berries to the party.

[Dar]

If you dont do a certain amount of thinks per played hour, your wisdom and agility reduces, but your strength, endurance, weight, and height increases until you're locked into a half giant race.

[Comfortably Dumb]

Bynners/Mercenaries have a new alcoholism skill where a critical failure leads to coded whiskey dick.

[Bushranger]

Joining the T'zai Byn gives you -10 climb, +10 alcohol tolerance and +5 brawling.

[nessalin]

New wear location 'chip socket' - skill-chip crafting as a skill (including a skill-chip that increases your skill-chip crafting skill).

[MeTekillot]

You play Sindome, Nessalin?

[Pale Horse]

Your "Sneak" skill goes up the less equipment you're wearing.

[Jihelu]

Your shitpost count on the forum is directly tied to how shitty your gear is.

People who shit post a lot are restricted to 'Rinthis and elves.

[Shoka Windrunner]

Krathi's should no longer need a campfire for any crafting.

Whiran's should never get covered in dust.

Vivaduan's should never get sunstruck

Rukkians should never fail to forage a rock.  It might be a useless rock.  But they should always find one.

[Akaramu]

Character attractiveness requires a stat roll. You may only write a tressy-tressed mdesc if you roll 14+. And if you roll less than 8, well... 

[Seeker]

A keyword parser should evaluate every character ldesc.

• For every time the word puss/boil/scab/lesion appears, the PC should get +1 stealth
• For every time the word short/wimpy/runty/scrawny/underdeveloped appears the PC should get a +1 hide
• For every time the word tubby/lardass/gutastic/jellyroll/sweat-seam appears the PC should get a +1 bash

Feel free to add your own.  I guarantee we could completely change the face of the PC populace this way.

[BadSkeelz]

There's a world of difference between pus and puss. I'm not sure you could get the latter in to an mdesc either.

[solera]

For every time the word puss/boil/scab/lesion appears, the PC should get +1 stealth -1charisma
For every time the word short/wimpy/runty/scrawny/underdeveloped appears the PC should get a +1 hide -1 strength.
For every time the word tubby/lardass/gutastic/jellyroll/sweat-seam appears the PC should get a +1 bash
-2 agility.

  I guarantee we could completely change the face of the PC populace this way.

[Synthesis]

There's a world of difference between pus and puss.

Not always, BadSkeelz.  Not always.

[Shoka Windrunner]

There's a world of difference between pus and puss.

Not always, BadSkeelz.  Not always.

the absolutely disgusted man vomits on everything and everyone.

[Shoka Windrunner]

Red Mage guild ala 8-Bit Theater.

Have the skills and stats you need, when you need them!

[Cind]

If the 8-bit theater troupe were playing Arm that would be hilarious.

Narrowly escaping death 1,000 times, due to some stroke of luck by one of the characters, or in later chapters, because Fighter is just that strong.

When a subguild/tailor is on the skimmer with you, increase chances of driving safely by 40%.

[AdamBlue]

Vivudians are masters of illness, and truly master ones can create illnesses with varying effects, ranging from temporary baldness, to vomiting blood, to even beneficial effects like increased metabolism which leads to healing faster at the cost of getting hungry more often.

[Scrumpkin]

Byn Sergeants who play instruments while fighting get +10 parry.

[Hauwke]

All elves get fist fighting (master) added to their skill list while fuck off drunk.