We're back in the top 10

Started by Orin, July 01, 2016, 10:53:56 PM

Keep voting people!

Also vote from your smartphone.

And your SO's smartphone.

And your work desktop.

And your friend's work desktop.

And any other device connected to the series of tubes.
You notice: A war beetle squeezes out an Orin-sized ball of dung.

Also, do more voting  ;D
Former player as of 2/27/23, sending love.

I voted from home, University and Starbucks so far.
"When I was a fighting man, the kettle-drums they beat;
The people scattered gold-dust before my horse's feet;
But now I am a great king, the people hound my track
With poison in my wine-cup, and daggers at my back."

It's soooo close.
as IF you didn't just have them unconscious, naked, and helpless in the street 4 minutes ago

Vote.

We are at #3. 

Keep that shit up.
Yes. Read the thread if you want, or skip to page 7 and be dismissive.
-Reiloth

Words I repeat every time I start a post:
Quote from: Rathustra on June 23, 2016, 03:29:08 PM
Stop being shitty to each other.

If we don't have a good turnout in voting I'll post a nude of myself.

Nobody wants to see that.

Trust.

Save your fellow Armers the danger of glimpsing that image and vote.
A staff member sends you:
"Normally we don't see a <redacted> walk into a room full of <redacted> and start indiscriminately killing."

You send to staff:
"Welcome to Armageddon."

Keep voting, people.  We get nekked pictures of Majikal if we do.

Imagine the blackmail.
You notice: A war beetle squeezes out an Orin-sized ball of dung.

Bumpy bump bump now go vote.
Former player as of 2/27/23, sending love.

#3
and #1

Nice. We can do it!
The Ooze is strong with this one

Quote from: 8bitgrandpa on June 28, 2016, 12:01:20 AM
You are our official hammer, Ooze.

Malachi 2:3

This mud has the people.  We are legion.  We are one.

We can be #1 if we continue to vote.

Majikal you better deliver or we have a whole group of angry sexually frustrated people on our hands.
You notice: A war beetle squeezes out an Orin-sized ball of dung.

Quote from: Orin on July 09, 2016, 06:39:50 PM
This mud has the people.  We are legion.  We are one.

We can be #1 if we continue to vote.

Majikal you better deliver or we have a whole group of angry sexually frustrated people on our hands.

Armageddon's most desirable fat guy:

Majikal!
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You send to staff:
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I do like how we're up at #3 on TMS.  It's like, oh yeah, remember that thing we can do if we all go vote?
Former player as of 2/27/23, sending love.

Don't forget to vote! We're slowly losing our lead over #4
Former player as of 2/27/23, sending love.

#3 on TMS and raising!
Fredd-
i love being a nobles health points

Kanks to everyone who is voting often!  We are still at #3 and going strong!!!
Yes. Read the thread if you want, or skip to page 7 and be dismissive.
-Reiloth

Words I repeat every time I start a post:
Quote from: Rathustra on June 23, 2016, 03:29:08 PM
Stop being shitty to each other.

I'm playing Achaea when things are slow on Arm and they have this voting button that pops up in the browser (their mud browser is pretty awesome I must admit) every 12 hours to remind me to vote, so I use that reminder to go and vote for Arm instead hahah.

Everyone should just log onto Achaea just to use that neat feature that reminds you exactly every 12 hours after you've last voted to vote again for Armageddon.
"When I was a fighting man, the kettle-drums they beat;
The people scattered gold-dust before my horse's feet;
But now I am a great king, the people hound my track
With poison in my wine-cup, and daggers at my back."

We need more promises from players to post pics of themselves if we continue to vote.  If there's pictures involved, people get motivated.

I will post a picture of my big toe if we keep voting
You notice: A war beetle squeezes out an Orin-sized ball of dung.

Quote from: Orin on July 15, 2016, 03:27:03 PM
We need more promises from players to post pics of themselves if we continue to vote.  If there's pictures involved, people get motivated.

I will post a picture of my big toe if we keep voting
I've already posted a picture of my sexy ass.

Unless this is a sex thing.
If so I'll get the whips and tails out.

whips... and tails... furry bdsm?
You notice: A war beetle squeezes out an Orin-sized ball of dung.


We're only about 20 votes up on TMC to hold #1.  You know you want to help us maintain first place  ;)
Former player as of 2/27/23, sending love.

Quote from: valeria on July 19, 2016, 09:36:35 AM
We're only about 20 votes up on TMC to hold #1.  You know you want to help us maintain first place  ;)

Figure out how to convince the registration process I'm not a spam bot......

If I recall correctly, it doesn't let you us free email service emails?  I seem to remember some hassle like that when I signed up years and years and years ago.
Former player as of 2/27/23, sending love.

Oh. Well I'm out, then. Which seems silly since Gmail is a perfectly valid email service.

gmail works with TMC!
as IF you didn't just have them unconscious, naked, and helpless in the street 4 minutes ago

And for one beautiful hour I thought maybe I really WAS smarter than the bot detectors. ;-)

#3, rep it.
A staff member sends you:
"Normally we don't see a <redacted> walk into a room full of <redacted> and start indiscriminately killing."

You send to staff:
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VOTE VOTE VOTE.
"You will have useful work: the destruction of evil men. What work could be more useful? This is Beyond; you will find that your work is never done -- So therefore you may never know a life of peace."

~Jack Vance~

Just secured us #2, vote bishes.
A staff member sends you:
"Normally we don't see a <redacted> walk into a room full of <redacted> and start indiscriminately killing."

You send to staff:
"Welcome to Armageddon."

As promised, here y'all go.  Keep up the good work and maybe Majikal will deliver.  OP delivered.  Why not Majikal?

I don't trim my toenails very often and wear hiking boots a lot

You notice: A war beetle squeezes out an Orin-sized ball of dung.

Quote from: Majikal on July 04, 2016, 08:02:47 PM
If we don't have a good turnout in voting I'll post a nude of myself.

Nobody wants to see that.

Trust.

Save your fellow Armers the danger of glimpsing that image and vote.

You gotta NOT vote to see my amazing boobs. Sir.

Disclaimer: I do not recommend not voting.
A staff member sends you:
"Normally we don't see a <redacted> walk into a room full of <redacted> and start indiscriminately killing."

You send to staff:
"Welcome to Armageddon."

August 04, 2016, 01:05:47 PM #31 Last Edit: August 05, 2018, 11:06:00 AM by Molten Heart
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"It's too hot in the hottub!"

-James Brown

https://youtu.be/ZCOSPtyZAPA

2 votes away from being third.  >:(
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I voted and staff let my c-elf ride skimmers and pilot a wagon.
At your table, the XXXXXXXX templar says in sirihish, echoing:
     "Everyone is SAFE in His Walls."

SECOND ON TMS!
Fredd-
i love being a nobles health points

Quote from: Majikal on August 03, 2016, 01:17:29 PM
Quote from: Majikal on July 04, 2016, 08:02:47 PM
If we don't have a good turnout in voting I'll post a nude of myself.

Nobody wants to see that.

Trust.

Save your fellow Armers the danger of glimpsing that image and vote.

You gotta NOT vote to see my amazing boobs. Sir.

Disclaimer: I do not recommend not voting.

Pepole are depending on your boobs, Sir.  Don't disappoint us.
You notice: A war beetle squeezes out an Orin-sized ball of dung.

I would to see the numbers of new players for this month the last months also.
Fredd-
i love being a nobles health points

Quote from: Barsook on August 07, 2016, 09:29:50 AM
I would to see the numbers of new players for this month the last months also.

You can get these numbers from:

http://www.armageddon.org/updates

It's sort of towards the bottom (New Accounts Created).
as IF you didn't just have them unconscious, naked, and helpless in the street 4 minutes ago

Yeah, but I would like you know who is sticking around though.
Fredd-
i love being a nobles health points

Quote from: Barsook on August 07, 2016, 10:42:30 AM
Yeah, but I would like you know who is sticking around though.

The rate of new players who stay to play doesn't really change much. It's very, very low. We net in the range of 2 to maybe 6 new, solid players per month. Voting is critically important because it advertises the game to likely players. But converting those visitors into game-triers into real players is very tough.
Quote from: Decameron on September 16, 2010, 04:47:50 PM
Character: "I've been working on building a new barracks for some tim-"
NPC: "Yeah, that fell through, sucks but YOUR HOUSE IS ON FIREEE!! FIRE-KANKS!!"

Quote from: Talia on August 07, 2016, 02:44:30 PM
Quote from: Barsook on August 07, 2016, 10:42:30 AM
Yeah, but I would like you know who is sticking around though.

The rate of new players who stay to play doesn't really change much. It's very, very low. We net in the range of 2 to maybe 6 new, solid players per month. Voting is critically important because it advertises the game to likely players. But converting those visitors into game-triers into real players is very tough.

I -do- think it's increased vastly with our newbie school, IIRC. Ultimately, the more Newbies we can throw at the wall per capita, the more we have the 2-6 'stick' around. Even having 1 new player that plays for over a month and becomes a new Armageddon Player is a big fucking win in my book. Because we all know the Crackageddon will never leave their system forever (if they are the player that really gets it, and gets into Arm).
"You will have useful work: the destruction of evil men. What work could be more useful? This is Beyond; you will find that your work is never done -- So therefore you may never know a life of peace."

~Jack Vance~

#2 on TMS, and we don't 'advertise' in the game for people to vote. Or offer perks/benefits for voting.

We pretty much rock.
"You will have useful work: the destruction of evil men. What work could be more useful? This is Beyond; you will find that your work is never done -- So therefore you may never know a life of peace."

~Jack Vance~

Only 4 votes away from 1st on TMC.
Varak:You tell the mangy, pointy-eared gortok, in sirihish: "What, girl? You say the sorceror-king has fallen down the well?"
Ghardoan:A pitiful voice rises from the well below, "I've fallen and I can't get up..."

Still #2 on TMS. Keep it up!
"You will have useful work: the destruction of evil men. What work could be more useful? This is Beyond; you will find that your work is never done -- So therefore you may never know a life of peace."

~Jack Vance~

Coming at it the other way:  we are only 9 votes out of 3rd, at the moment.  Every vote matters.

15 votes from 2nd.
"You will have useful work: the destruction of evil men. What work could be more useful? This is Beyond; you will find that your work is never done -- So therefore you may never know a life of peace."

~Jack Vance~

Seeing all these new players in the games makes me so, so happy.


Keep voting!
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#6 and dropping! Get out there and vote, people! Two buttons, click.
"You will have useful work: the destruction of evil men. What work could be more useful? This is Beyond; you will find that your work is never done -- So therefore you may never know a life of peace."

~Jack Vance~

Click.

Click.
A staff member sends you:
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You send to staff:
"Welcome to Armageddon."