What do you do while waiting for the other person to emote back during mudsex?

Started by MeTekillot, July 22, 2015, 04:52:55 AM



Quote from: boog on July 23, 2015, 02:26:16 PM
Quote from: Malken on July 23, 2015, 11:51:24 AM
I masturbate, why?

That's a weird question.

No wonder.

It all makes sense now...

You weren't doing it too?

Man, now this feels super awkward and all  :-\
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The people scattered gold-dust before my horse's feet;
But now I am a great king, the people hound my track
With poison in my wine-cup, and daggers at my back."

If I'm not really interested in doing it, but doing it because I have nothing better to do at that particular moment IG, I am slower. If I'm paying vague attention, I can crank out alot of emotes/feels/thinks/hemotes in the time between. If I'm not watching a movie, the emotes do come alot faster too.



I usually check my email, or, on the rare occassion I read it, check the GDB.

Quote from: Malken on July 23, 2015, 02:52:44 PM
Quote from: boog on July 23, 2015, 02:26:16 PM
Quote from: Malken on July 23, 2015, 11:51:24 AM
I masturbate, why?

That's a weird question.

No wonder.

It all makes sense now...

You weren't doing it too?

Man, now this feels super awkward and all  :-\

Man, you people crack me up ... LOL.
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get stoned
listen to music
browse gdb
check email/facebook
go make a snack

lots of stuff.

my pcs are sometimes talking to other people while they're fooling around (I saw 'psi' on page 1 somewhere), but I consider that to be the pc, not me so...
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Quote from: bardlyone on July 24, 2015, 02:20:35 PM
get stoned
listen to music
browse gdb
check email/facebook
go make a snack

Basically the same thing I do while I'm out and about doing stuff on Arm.

Scene: mudsexxing in the place.

1. You think in RL "my partner must be wanking/diddling."

2. You begin to loose interest in the scene.

3. You slow down your emote and pull up a movie/other game/project to work on and wait for the next emote, if it happens to catch your attention.

Your mudsexxing partner, in reality, has also gone through steps 1 through 4 before you and now you are both playing fake internet personalities pretending to have sex while you pretend to have interest in the scene.

..I think I've figured out how to increase work-place productivity.
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I'm confused, my mudsex is solo RP.
as IF you didn't just have them unconscious, naked, and helpless in the street 4 minutes ago


Done in three emotes or less.

The females, they don't stick around for the bedroom prowess.
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Quote from: Hot_Dancer on July 25, 2015, 07:47:06 PM
Done in three emotes or less.

The females, they don't stick around for the bedroom prowess.
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Ghardoan:A pitiful voice rises from the well below, "I've fallen and I can't get up..."

Quote from: Malken on July 23, 2015, 11:51:24 AM
I masturbate, why?

That's a weird question.
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Quote from: Erythil on July 27, 2015, 06:10:46 PM
I don't engage in digital erotica.

I find it boring.

ey bb u wan sum secks

i gief gud smoochies

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Find out what's in their chests and closets via the "keyword" command and scheme to loot the place later.

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Now you're looking for the secret. But you won't find it because of course, you're not really looking. You don't really want to work it out. You want to be fooled.


I see how many speedruns of Risk of Rain I can fit in between emotes.

My best is two whole runs, at a total of 24 minutes.