What do you do while waiting for the other person to emote back during mudsex?

Started by MeTekillot, July 22, 2015, 04:52:55 AM

I like to watch youtube videos, personally. I generally have four or five different things going while I play these days. Sometimes I'm even playing two MUDs at once.

EDIT: If I'm really on my game, I can be mudsexing in both MUDs at once, too.


I think this is a completely separate topic. Unless I misunderstood. I watch movies. Legit like. I've watched probably...eh...three hundred movies purely from playing Arm? Put the client on one corner of my TV, and watch movie across the other part. Fun, fun, fun.

I write design documentation or watch Lynda.com videos depending on how much I care about the mudsex scene going on.

I don't really do anything else unless the other person is really slow. I'm typing more stuff. It's not a game of tag. There's always more stuff you can throw in I think.

One hundred percent of the time while playing arm I have a movie playing on 3/4 of the screen.

For mudsex I just make sure it's a porn and draw my inspiration from there. Explains all the facials.
A staff member sends you:
"Normally we don't see a <redacted> walk into a room full of <redacted> and start indiscriminately killing."

You send to staff:
"Welcome to Armageddon."

I don't wait. I just keep typing til my pc is done. Then my pc thanks them and gets up and leaves them to finish up on their own. What? That's not a thing?
Varak:You tell the mangy, pointy-eared gortok, in sirihish: "What, girl? You say the sorceror-king has fallen down the well?"
Ghardoan:A pitiful voice rises from the well below, "I've fallen and I can't get up..."


Clash or some other game to tab to.
A gaunt, yellow-skinned gith shrieks in fear, and hauls ass.
Lizzie:
If you -want- me to think that your character is a hybrid of a black kryl and a white push-broom shaped like a penis, then you've done a great job

I select my partners based on speed.
as IF you didn't just have them unconscious, naked, and helpless in the street 4 minutes ago

Quote from: nauta on July 23, 2015, 09:57:55 AM
I select my partners based on speed.
Bingo!
Varak:You tell the mangy, pointy-eared gortok, in sirihish: "What, girl? You say the sorceror-king has fallen down the well?"
Ghardoan:A pitiful voice rises from the well below, "I've fallen and I can't get up..."

Quote from: Barzalene on July 23, 2015, 10:01:09 AM
Quote from: nauta on July 23, 2015, 09:57:55 AM
I select my partners based on speed.
Bingo!

And longevity.

And the amount of travel cakes in their larder.

as IF you didn't just have them unconscious, naked, and helpless in the street 4 minutes ago

Oh.
Varak:You tell the mangy, pointy-eared gortok, in sirihish: "What, girl? You say the sorceror-king has fallen down the well?"
Ghardoan:A pitiful voice rises from the well below, "I've fallen and I can't get up..."



Nothing beats brevity.
Varak:You tell the mangy, pointy-eared gortok, in sirihish: "What, girl? You say the sorceror-king has fallen down the well?"
Ghardoan:A pitiful voice rises from the well below, "I've fallen and I can't get up..."

Quote from: Barzalene on July 23, 2015, 10:12:04 AM
Nothing beats brevity.

What did brevity do?  And did it consent?
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Ah well you should just kill those PCs. They're not worth the time of plotting creatively against.

Quote from: whitt on July 23, 2015, 10:33:15 AM
Quote from: Barzalene on July 23, 2015, 10:12:04 AM
Nothing beats brevity.

What did brevity do?  And did it consent?

Provisionally, reserving the right to fade later if the scene goes south.
Varak:You tell the mangy, pointy-eared gortok, in sirihish: "What, girl? You say the sorceror-king has fallen down the well?"
Ghardoan:A pitiful voice rises from the well below, "I've fallen and I can't get up..."

Cook in the kitchen.
There is a candle in your heart, ready to be kindled. There is a void in your soul, ready to be filled. Can you feel it?  Can you?
- Rumi

I masturbate, why?

That's a weird question.
"When I was a fighting man, the kettle-drums they beat;
The people scattered gold-dust before my horse's feet;
But now I am a great king, the people hound my track
With poison in my wine-cup, and daggers at my back."

I jerk it furiously. The amount of fury that goes into said jerking would rival the collective rage of every world war to date if one could bottle the emotions of every soldier on every battlefield all at once.

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My phone now autocorrects "damn" to Dman.
Quote from: deathkamon on November 14, 2015, 12:29:56 AM
The young daughter has been filled.

Holy shit, that's so odd.  Is Friday and I were having a conversation once about who we think likes to 'masturbate furiously' during mudsex.  Your name did not come up!

I talk to Kismetic about people who mudsex while mudsexing.
Quote from: Fathi on March 08, 2018, 06:40:45 PMAnd then I sat there going "really? that was it? that's so stupid."

I still think the best closure you get in Armageddon is just moving on to the next character.

Quote from: Is Friday on July 23, 2015, 01:02:25 PM
I talk to Kismetic about people who mudsex while mudsexing.

Which inspires me to masturbate furiously.

Quote from: Malken on July 23, 2015, 11:51:24 AM
I masturbate, why?

That's a weird question.

No wonder.

It all makes sense now...
Case: he's more likely to shoot up a mcdonalds for selling secret obama sauce on its big macs
Kismet: didn't see you in GQ homey
BadSkeelz: Whatever you say, Kim Jong Boog
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There is only one boog.



Quote from: boog on July 23, 2015, 02:26:16 PM
Quote from: Malken on July 23, 2015, 11:51:24 AM
I masturbate, why?

That's a weird question.

No wonder.

It all makes sense now...

You weren't doing it too?

Man, now this feels super awkward and all  :-\
"When I was a fighting man, the kettle-drums they beat;
The people scattered gold-dust before my horse's feet;
But now I am a great king, the people hound my track
With poison in my wine-cup, and daggers at my back."

If I'm not really interested in doing it, but doing it because I have nothing better to do at that particular moment IG, I am slower. If I'm paying vague attention, I can crank out alot of emotes/feels/thinks/hemotes in the time between. If I'm not watching a movie, the emotes do come alot faster too.



I usually check my email, or, on the rare occassion I read it, check the GDB.

Quote from: Malken on July 23, 2015, 02:52:44 PM
Quote from: boog on July 23, 2015, 02:26:16 PM
Quote from: Malken on July 23, 2015, 11:51:24 AM
I masturbate, why?

That's a weird question.

No wonder.

It all makes sense now...

You weren't doing it too?

Man, now this feels super awkward and all  :-\

Man, you people crack me up ... LOL.
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You accidentally snap newbie into useless pieces.


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get stoned
listen to music
browse gdb
check email/facebook
go make a snack

lots of stuff.

my pcs are sometimes talking to other people while they're fooling around (I saw 'psi' on page 1 somewhere), but I consider that to be the pc, not me so...
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Quote from: bardlyone on July 24, 2015, 02:20:35 PM
get stoned
listen to music
browse gdb
check email/facebook
go make a snack

Basically the same thing I do while I'm out and about doing stuff on Arm.

Scene: mudsexxing in the place.

1. You think in RL "my partner must be wanking/diddling."

2. You begin to loose interest in the scene.

3. You slow down your emote and pull up a movie/other game/project to work on and wait for the next emote, if it happens to catch your attention.

Your mudsexxing partner, in reality, has also gone through steps 1 through 4 before you and now you are both playing fake internet personalities pretending to have sex while you pretend to have interest in the scene.

..I think I've figured out how to increase work-place productivity.
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I've come to the conclusion that relaxing is not the lack of doing anything, but doing something that comes easily to you.

I'm confused, my mudsex is solo RP.
as IF you didn't just have them unconscious, naked, and helpless in the street 4 minutes ago


Done in three emotes or less.

The females, they don't stick around for the bedroom prowess.
Anonymous:  I don't get why magickers are so amazingly powerful in Arm.

Anonymous:  I mean... the concept of making one class completely dominating, and able to crush any other class after 5 days of power-playing, seems ridiculous to me.

Quote from: Hot_Dancer on July 25, 2015, 07:47:06 PM
Done in three emotes or less.

The females, they don't stick around for the bedroom prowess.
My kinda guy!
Varak:You tell the mangy, pointy-eared gortok, in sirihish: "What, girl? You say the sorceror-king has fallen down the well?"
Ghardoan:A pitiful voice rises from the well below, "I've fallen and I can't get up..."

Quote from: Malken on July 23, 2015, 11:51:24 AM
I masturbate, why?

That's a weird question.
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Goat porn is not prohibited in the Highlord's city.




Quote from: Erythil on July 27, 2015, 06:10:46 PM
I don't engage in digital erotica.

I find it boring.

ey bb u wan sum secks

i gief gud smoochies

QuoteA female voice says, in sirihish:
     "] yer a wizard, oashi"

Find out what's in their chests and closets via the "keyword" command and scheme to loot the place later.

hearthstone
Now you're looking for the secret. But you won't find it because of course, you're not really looking. You don't really want to work it out. You want to be fooled.


I see how many speedruns of Risk of Rain I can fit in between emotes.

My best is two whole runs, at a total of 24 minutes.