Mudsex Hate Cycle Thread

[wizturbo]

I'm a big fan of R-Rated mudsex scenes versus XXX rated.  Plenty of pre-sex build up, and post-sex pillow talk, but only have a handful of emotes to cover the graphic stuff.  Saves a bunch of time, and maximizes the RP potential.

[valeria]

I have never been dumped for fading the squick.  This makes me happy.

[Beethoven]

I'm a big fan of R-Rated mudsex scenes versus XXX rated.  Plenty of pre-sex build up, and post-sex pillow talk, but only have a handful of emotes to cover the graphic stuff.  Saves a bunch of time, and maximizes the RP potential.

That's how I like to do it as well.

[Alesan]

I have never been dumped for fading the squick.  This makes me happy.

I've had a character dumped because I faded. Feels bad, man. This was in another game, though.

I'm surprised by all the discussion here. Is there really that much to say about mudsex? As others have said, this game regularly encourages all kinds of horrific behavior by the characters. Torturing, maiming, dismembering. And you people want to discuss whether mudsexers are horrible people?

Give me a break.

[TheWanderer]

I'm surprised by all the discussion here. Is there really that much to say about mudsex? As others have said, this game regularly encourages all kinds of horrific behavior by the characters. Torturing, maiming, dismembering. And you people want to discuss whether mudsexers are horrible people?

Give me a break.

I think they were debating whether it had any substance, but that's generally my outlook on things.

Edit: When I come to play a game where I beat people to death with the bones of my enemies, I come to play.

[Barzalene]

To add some seriousness, I do think this is a thing.  There are the sex and the sex-nots.  And the sex-nots who ftb will sometimes lack that "sex as a weapon" angle, because some folks are looking for real wank material.

Woe is me, right?

Woe is me.

But in the end, while I'd like to have the time, and the emoting talent to use that tool, and it makes me mad that I feel at a disadvantage in that I don't and therefore believe all mudsex should be banned to put me back in even footing, really I don't get why this is a thing.

Whatever people want to do, let them do it. Just like I don't care what other people do in their bedrooms in real life, I don't care what they do in the virtual bedrooms.

Don't want to? Don't. Want to? Go ahead. Just don't make other people feel uncomfortable.

[Seeker]

For the record: I am mostly joking. I just find The Shaleah Defense (tm) to be funny.

Yeah.  I gotta know:  What is The Shaleah Defense (tm)?


Seeker

[Synthesis]

For the record: I am mostly joking. I just find The Shaleah Defense (tm) to be funny.

Yeah.  I gotta know:  What is The Shaleah Defense (tm)?


Seeker

I think she's like, from New Jersey or something, and female, and hispanic or something, so working on my knowledge of stereotypes, it's where you get really loud and start waving your hands and getting inappropriately physical until anyone who disagrees with you backs down or is provoked into a chargeable assault.

[KankWhisperer]

For the record: I am mostly joking. I just find The Shaleah Defense (tm) to be funny.

Yeah.  I gotta know:  What is The Shaleah Defense (tm)?


Seeker

I think she's like, from New Jersey or something, and female, and hispanic or something, so working on my knowledge of stereotypes, it's where you get really loud and start waving your hands and getting inappropriately physical until anyone who disagrees with you backs down or is provoked into a chargeable assault.

And you're like a bigot.

[Synthesis]

I thought the winkie face would be unnecessary. 

[valeria]

When in doubt, smiley.  Especially in our very serious mudsex thread.

[bcw81]

When in doubt, smiley.  Especially in our very serious mudsex thread.

ey bb u wan sum fux

[ShaLeah]

For the record: I am mostly joking. I just find The Shaleah Defense (tm) to be funny.

Yeah.  I gotta know:  What is The Shaleah Defense (tm)?


Seeker

Yeah me too.

I think she's like, from New Jersey or something, and female, and hispanic or something, so working on my knowledge of stereotypes, it's where you get really loud and start waving your hands and getting inappropriately physical until anyone who disagrees with you backs down or is provoked into a chargeable assault.

Pretty sure it's not THAT. I think. Plus I'm not FROM Jersey, I live here. I'm -from- Puerto Rico which is worse cause we'll machete you like a rodent scurrying across our floor and spooking us. No lie.



ShaLeah's 'mudsex' definition - people typing out sex scenes on the mud to get off irl, fapfapfappers (or twiddletwiddledoodlers?) - lots of these seem to end up RL couples and shit. That's not roleplaying out sex scenes, that's getting off on interactive porn/erotica.

I call roleplaying sex scenes... roleplaying sex scenes - Difference between that up there and my thoughts? It's ic'ly appropriate and I'm not over here wanking my shit?

I don't personally give a fuck what the person on the other side is doing (or their 5mnt pauses) though. I type that shit like metagamers spam from Nak to Luirs, effortlessly and quite bored.


Maybe people get so frigid/offended/self-righteous/judgmental cause even in the slightest degree it can be arousing? I dunno. I know IsFriday confessed to reading a log of one of my characters doing something and he said it was hot. Maybe the ShaLeah defense is just him trying to get a rise out of me like reading my log got a rise out of him?   

[Is Friday]

There's the Shaleah Defense.

edit:

lol, it was better than 50 Shades of Grey.

[Rolav]

You moved TO New Jersey..?

But...  why?

[The7DeadlyVenomz]

Does anybody actually get off on mudsex, though? I'd think there was too much time taken to get through a scene. That's a lotta rubbing and tugging. Like, a lotta. I mean, if they do, I suppose more power to them, but I can't imagine how that would work at such a slow pace.

[Rolav]

Does anybody actually get off on mudsex, though? I'd think there was too much time taken to get through a scene. That's a lotta rubbing and tugging. Like, a lotta. I mean, if they do, I suppose more power to them, but I can't imagine how that would work at such a slow pace.

I don't think I can give a detailed answer to this without coming off as uber creepy.  So I will just answer your question.  Yes.

[Synthesis]

i just browse xhamster while my inix is resting

[MeTekillot]

I watch funny youtube videos while waiting for the other person to emote back.

[ShaLeah]

You moved TO New Jersey..?

But...  why?

Husband #4

[Synthesis]

You moved TO New Jersey..?

But...  why?

Husband #4

psh...in Puerto Rico she's just average

in the U.S. she's boss

[ShaLeah]

You moved TO New Jersey..?

But...  why?

Husband #4

psh...in Puerto Rico she's just average

in the U.S. she's boss

I am -never- average!

[Clearsighted]

I'm a big fan of R-Rated mudsex scenes versus XXX rated.  Plenty of pre-sex build up, and post-sex pillow talk, but only have a handful of emotes to cover the graphic stuff.  Saves a bunch of time, and maximizes the RP potential.

I guess it's a testament to the nature of my Armageddon existence, but I've had only one long-term romantic relationship ICly. Because the character in question was just so awesome to hang around with, it ended up making the best sense. That's exactly what we did. It still took fucking forever. To the point where I'm surprised we didn't starve to death at some point.

It was good RP. And it all ended very tragically in suitably Armageddon fashion.

It helps if you really enjoy talking to the person, regardless of anything else.

[MeTekillot]

Reading mudsex logs from the bloodloss code days are funny, watching them starve and lose stun because their hp has gotten so low.

[ibusoe]

You know, I'd always kind of thought that the fuck-me babes were being played by people who were principally interested in MUDsex.  

I'm not making fun of them.  I've just never thought in my interactions with them that they were all that into leveling their characters, or in the other aspects of the game related to the harsh post-apocalyptic setting.  My theory about them was that the harshness of the game was what made the game realistic, and the realism is what allowed these people to suspend disbelief, and the suspension of disbelief was what allowed them to get off?

But this is like 90% conjecture.  The only things I've really got to support it was that the worst of the fuck-me babes like never got into desert exploration, and never played criminal characters.  They all seem kind of bland, but never to the point of being complaint-worthy.  

It's funny to hear kids complain about this stuff now, because back in the day we used to have a boat load of these type of players.  Like Friday night at the Gaj was not Friday night without a couple of bored housewives (er, transgendered?) trolling the bar for bored Bynners and what have you.  I haven't even seen someone like this in a while.  I'm surprised it's bad enough to bother them.