Gear and Items You'd Like to See in Armageddon... but Aren't

Started by Kronibas, February 10, 2014, 10:31:38 PM

Quote from: Ourla on February 12, 2014, 10:09:26 PM
Quote from: ShaLeah on February 12, 2014, 05:47:41 PM
Quote from: Kronibas on February 12, 2014, 05:32:42 PM
inv;

a precious, rag-swaddled infant

emote glances around furtively

open infant

get pinch infant;!;!

sniff pinch;!;!

close infant

Please bring back baby items. Please. Swaddled. Please.

There's a few laying around, for sure. ;)

Dropped in the dust...
Case: he's more likely to shoot up a mcdonalds for selling secret obama sauce on its big macs
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I can tell you with certainty that if you look at certain room descs, I'm pretty sure "Ballista" is a word that is used and it also stands to reason that catapults (onagers, whatever you want to call them) exist as well. Staff can shoot me down here and now, but I do distinctly remember seeing it in a very widely-traversed room description so it's not exactly a secret.

Quote from: The7DeadlyVenomz on February 12, 2014, 06:14:46 PM
I would certainly like to see more realism, and more bonuses and negatives attached to things. I love player-realized creations. I would love to see a lessening of the restrictions on player-made items, so that you didn't have to be a master crafter to make a rag-wrapped knife. I'd love to see uncooked food be edible, but with nearly no nutritional value. I'd love to see more mounts, and include in that more tamable beasts. I'd love to see crafting revamped to require tools and environments. I'd love to kick turned into strike (just a change in messaging that allows for more roleplayed variation of the skill).

Er, but, items? Gear? Traps. I'd love to see traps.

I'm for this as well. The super master crafts are great, but I'd love to see new crappy or middle-class sort of gear. Not just 8 lines of amazing x-armor with y-spikes that is so softly padded and manueverable. New stuff in all spectrums.
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Yeah, they're on the wall gangways of Allanak, I'm sure I've seen them before too.
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Only for Templars though.
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Quote from: Delirium on August 04, 2014, 10:11:38 AM
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Quote from: Agameth
Goat porn is not prohibited in the Highlord's city.

I've said it before.

The day Zalanthas discovers the technology of hooking lanterns onto their belt; is the day Kurac goes out of business.
Now you're looking for the secret. But you won't find it because of course, you're not really looking. You don't really want to work it out. You want to be fooled.

That day will come right after Zalanthas develops fireproof robes and heat-insulated asses. Have you ever held a lantern? That shit gets hot.

Quote from: MeTekillot on March 09, 2014, 01:33:58 AM
Quote from: senseofeven on March 08, 2014, 09:53:13 PM
Are there...katanas?
There were, but they were retconned.
What do you call swords that are shaped like katanas but aren't called katanas?
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https://youtu.be/ZCOSPtyZAPA

Quote from: Molten Heart on March 10, 2014, 01:18:16 PM
Quote from: MeTekillot on March 09, 2014, 01:33:58 AM
Quote from: senseofeven on March 08, 2014, 09:53:13 PM
Are there...katanas?
There were, but they were retconned.
What do you call swords that are shaped like katanas but aren't called katanas?

Single-edged longswords.
Like a lithium flower, about to bloom.


Which gives me inspiration for what I wish we had: lances you could charge with.

Quote from: Molten Heart on March 10, 2014, 01:18:16 PM
Quote from: MeTekillot on March 09, 2014, 01:33:58 AM
Quote from: senseofeven on March 08, 2014, 09:53:13 PM
Are there...katanas?
There were, but they were retconned.
What do you call swords that are shaped like katanas but aren't called katanas?

Heron-mark blades.
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Goat porn is not prohibited in the Highlord's city.

Quote from: BadSkeelz on March 10, 2014, 11:57:59 AM
That day will come right after Zalanthas develops fireproof robes and heat-insulated asses. Have you ever held a lantern? That shit gets hot.

I can't google anything to prove you wrong; so therefore I invoke the wookie defence.
Now you're looking for the secret. But you won't find it because of course, you're not really looking. You don't really want to work it out. You want to be fooled.

Quote from: Jingo on March 10, 2014, 11:55:46 AM
I've said it before.

The day Zalanthas discovers the technology of hooking lanterns onto their belt; is the day Kurac goes out of business.

I think there's at least one of the many obscure lantern items that can be hooked on a belt, and it's probably sold by Kurac.
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I suppose you could rig something up like this with Allanak technology:

http://banditphotographer.blogspot.ca/2013/10/old-child-labor-miner-hat.html
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Allanak "technology" is like Imperial technology: throw more humans into the grinder until the job's done.
Quote from: Agameth
Goat porn is not prohibited in the Highlord's city.

I have never seen an Hourglass in game. Would be a great prop with an echo which would indicate how far along it is.

>Sand is spilling down the hourglass, it's contents half full.
>Sand is spilling down the hourglass, it's contents almost empty.
>The last grain runs down the hourglass.

Quote from: Dances_with_toks on March 20, 2014, 11:13:01 AM
I have never seen an Hourglass in game. Would be a great prop with an echo which would indicate how far along it is.

>Sand is spilling down the hourglass, it's contents half full.
>Sand is spilling down the hourglass, it's contents almost empty.
>The last grain runs down the hourglass.

Meh, it'd jar me. A sundial... now THAT seems more likely. I haven't seen one of those.
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Sundials make more sense for this game.
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Eh. A sundial and an hourglass are used for different things.

Quote from: RogueGunslinger on March 20, 2014, 11:30:45 AM
Eh. A sundial and an hourglass are used for different things.

They're both time keepers.
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In law a man is guilty when he violates the rights of others. In ethics he is guilty if he only thinks of doing so.

Quote from: ShaLeah on March 20, 2014, 11:35:52 AM
Quote from: RogueGunslinger on March 20, 2014, 11:30:45 AM
Eh. A sundial and an hourglass are used for different things.

They're both time keepers.

But one for knowing the time at that moment and the other one is like a timer.
Fredd-
i love being a nobles health points

Quote from: Barsook on March 20, 2014, 11:36:45 AM
Quote from: ShaLeah on March 20, 2014, 11:35:52 AM
Quote from: RogueGunslinger on March 20, 2014, 11:30:45 AM
Eh. A sundial and an hourglass are used for different things.

They're both time keepers.

But one for knowing the time at that moment and the other one is like a timer.



This is the time keeper I would like to see on Zalanthas
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