I don't always...

[Desertman]

I don't always bash, but when I do, I fight better sitting.

I thought this was all in my head.

[Twilight]

I don't always bash, but when I do, I sit there for awhile so I can heal.

I don't always kick, but when I do, I kick mekillots to death because their armor value adds to my damage.

I don't always disarm, but when I do, I never knock away the weapon because the whole skill is borked.



I don't always talk about bugs on the GDB, but when I do, they've been fixed for a long time now.

[BleakOne]

I don't always post in this thread, but when I do, I don't really add anything to it.

[Fredd]

I don't always apply for sponsored roles, But when i do, I laugh when the people that get them vanish after a day.

I don't always bring back dead threads, but When I do, it's usualy because I was to lazy to make the Arm Meme.

[greasygemo]

I don't always run into a carru but when I do, they ..

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A golden brown carru has arrived from the west.
A golden brown carru walks west.
..because I am the alpha, and they goddamn well know it.

[Riev]

I don't always bash, but when I do, I sit there for awhile so I can heal.

Along the same vein...


I don't always bash, but when I do, I stay sitting because I can still use the Way while I fight.

[Bushranger]

[ShaLeah]

I don't always post from an alt account but when I do I mean it to be my main one and rarely catch it in time.

[MeTekillot]

I don't always post, but when I do, I use my main account because I don't have an alt account.

[Desertman]

I don't always craft an item with silk in the mdesc, but when I do, silk isn't even in the crafting recipe.

I don't always craft an item with wood in the mdesc, but when I do, the only item in the recipe is a single rock.

I don't always craft a large piece of furniture, but when I do, I only need a scrap of leather and a vine.

(Seriously, some of the craftables that made it into the game confuse the hell out of me. Really, I can make that out of only that? Did they even read the mdesc before they put that into the game? That thing has silk, wood, and stone written into it, but I only need one piece of wood to make it, am I magically shitting the silk and stone?)

Sidenote: Should we report those things or is that working as intended?

[Nyr]

If we thought everything in the game was perfect, we wouldn't have typo, bug, or idea commands.  Use 'em, D-man.

[Desertman]

If we thought everything in the game was perfect, we wouldn't have typo, bug, or idea commands.  Use 'em, D-man.

Use them I shall.

[BadSkeelz]

I don't always need that thing, but when I do it's in the last of umpteen different containers I check.

[Fredd]

I don't always need that thing, but when I do it's in the last of umpteen different containers I check.

I don't always look for things, but when I do, I stop looking after I find it so it's always in the last one I check.

[Gunnerblaster]

I don't always give mount tickets to others but, when I do, it's the wrong mount.

[razorback]

I don't always give mount tickets to others but, when I do, it's the wrong mount.

I hate that.

I don't always turn and run, but when I do, it's usually straight into a beetle/gith/spider/mantis etc.

[AmandaGreathouse]

I don't always play the exception, but when I do, it seems to be an assumption that it's way more exceptional than it is.

I don't always get make a ton of sid in game, but when I do, most of it goes on food and water, actually.

I don't always play rangers, but when I do... carru.

[The Silence of the Erdlus]

I don't always play threats but when I do, I leave in findable weaknesses for others.

[Fredd]

I don't always play threats but when I do, I leave in findable weaknesses for others.

I don't always play political pc's, but when I do, I add a few skeletons to the closet ICly.

[hyzhenhok]

I don't always roleplay with shopkeeper NPCs, but when I do, I yell at them for being so rude when they say they don't want to buy what I am >offering.

[LauraMars]

I don't always play Armageddon, but when I do, they schedule server downtime for the next day.

[Iiyola]

I don't always lose my tool, but when I do, I forgot I was holding it and used it as a weapon

[Delirium]

I don't always lose my tool, but when I do, I forgot I was holding it and used it as a weapon

I don't always have a perverted mind, but when I do... oh, who am I kidding, I always have a perverted mind.

[Iiyola]

I don't always lose my tool, but when I do, I forgot I was holding it and used it as a weapon

I don't always have a perverted mind, but when I do... oh, who am I kidding, I always have a perverted mind.

[Skyra]

I don't always have to log out to eat dinner, but when I do, it's always right in the middle of a cool scene, and I log in again just as it ends.