The ultimate focus

Started by Iiyola, June 29, 2012, 03:38:47 AM

June 29, 2012, 03:38:47 AM Last Edit: June 29, 2012, 03:42:41 AM by Iiyola
http://www.zalanthas.org/gdb/index.php/topic,43763.msg692316.html#msg692316

Guild: Assassin

Point: Red Storm

Focus: Guess the gicker
Sometimes, severity is the price we pay for greatness

Guild: Warrior

Point: Allanak

Focus: Warp reality so that everyone is more pleasant.

Guild: Burglar

Point: Luir's

Focus: Control the Spice.
man
/mæn/

-noun

1.   A biped, ungrateful.

June 29, 2012, 08:44:12 PM #3 Last Edit: June 29, 2012, 08:46:17 PM by titansfan
Guild: Ranger

Point: Tuluk

Focus: Climb Tektolnenes' Tower and piss on his door step.
Respect. Responsibility. Compassion.

Posted this in the "roles you want to play but never will for some reason thread"... Obviously just as a joke... not very original...

Guild: Sorcerer

Point: Allanak

Focus: Start and complete the metamorphosis to become a dragon, defeat Tektolnes in an epic battle that will likely destroy half of Allanak and claim his throne as your own.  >:(

Rule Allanak with a... bone fist?  :P

Guild: Merchant

Point: Tuluk

Focus: To start a all dwarf and only dwarf merchant house
Fredd-
i love being a nobles health points

June 30, 2012, 12:46:53 PM #6 Last Edit: June 30, 2012, 12:49:02 PM by Ritikki
Guild: Warrior

Point: Red Storm

Focus: Become the most notorious group of Salt Flat raiders (after a family role call)


The Salt Flats [N, S, E, W]
  This a vast expanse of salt as far as the eye can see. Purplishs glints come from the
white terrain, awaiting your twinky foraging. There is no one at all who is going to raid
you.

<76H 108V 70ST> forage
You begin searching the area intently.

You look around, but you don't find anything.

The blue dwarf has arrived from the west, riding a war beetle.
The red dwarf has arrived from the west, riding a war beetle.
The black dwarf has arrived from the west, riding a war beetle.
The grey dwarf has arrived from the west, riding a war beetle.

The black dwarf begins guarding the southern exit.
The red dwarf begins guarding the western exit.
The grey dwarf begins guarding the northern exit.
The blue dwarf begins guarding the eastern exit.

The black dwarf says in, in sirihish:
    "hi"
The grey dwarf laughs.
With spittle flying out as he angrily barks, the red dwarf says in, in sirihish:
    "Yer coins an' yer salt, or your life!"
The blue dwarf says in, in sirihish:
    "drop pack"


Guild: any

Point: any

Focus: make it as hard as possible on every dwarf you know to complete -their- foci.
Quote
You take the last bite of your scooby snack.
This tastes like ordinary meat.
There is nothing left now.

Guild: Warrior

Point: Allanak

Focus: To see what black robed templars really do have up their butts.

Quote from: Patuk on June 30, 2012, 01:29:23 PM
Guild: any

Point: any

Focus: make it as hard as possible on every dwarf you know to complete -their- foci.

That's so **** ***** ****ing awesome. For my favorite for myself for ones I'd actually try, its between this one and the OP.

Guild: Ranger

Point: Tuluk

Focus: Find out the fate of the hobbits.
https://armageddon.org/help/view/Inappropriate%20vernacular
gorgio: someone who is not romani, not a gypsy.
kumpania: a family of story tellers.
vardo: a horse-drawn wagon used by British Romani as their home. always well-crafted, often painted and gilded

Quote from: Barsook on June 29, 2012, 09:05:10 PM
Guild: Merchant

Point: Tuluk

Focus: To start a all dwarf and only dwarf merchant house

Help House Kurac.

j/k j/k  :D

Guild: Pickpocket
Point: Tuluk
Focus: Steal all the pants.

Quote from: Patuk on June 30, 2012, 01:29:23 PM
Guild: any

Point: any

Focus: make it as hard as possible on every dwarf you know to complete -their- foci.
That's hilarious.
Wynning since October 25, 2008.

Quote from: Ami on November 23, 2010, 03:40:39 PM
>craft newbie into good player

You accidentally snap newbie into useless pieces.


Discord:The7DeadlyVenomz#3870

guild: warrior

point: any

Focus: kill all legendary creatures.
Live like God.
Love like God.

"Don't let life be your burden."
- Some guy, Twin Warriors

In a similar vein....

guild: sorcerer

point: any

Focus: Defeat the Dragon.

Subguild: Con artist

point: any

Focus: Convince both city-states you've located steinal and start a war over nothing.

Quote from: Jeshin on July 01, 2012, 11:11:35 AM
Subguild: Con artist

point: any

Focus: Convince both city-states you've located steinal and start a war over nothing.

Nice.

Quote from: Xeran Van Houten on July 01, 2012, 06:17:02 PM
You need to finish reading that passage - likely, if someone's using flint and something to strike a fire, they're using a piece of rock with pyrite deposit, which wouldn't necessarily be uncommon. Without having to get into why this isn't mass-mined for conversion into iron (and sulfuric acid), it's safer to just assume that the crystals are extremely small - such that it merely blends into the grain of the bearing rock, which can be many different types but likely granite, quartz(ites) and metamorphic rocks that don't have names in Zalanthas (some staff know which rock in particular I'm glaring at right now) - and humans just don't know it's a metal but that if they strike flint against it, it sparks.

Trying to strike flint and obsidian would likely just result in breaking part of the obsidian and possibly sending a shard into someone's eye. Yes, I will laugh.

Honestly, in cities, it's probably more common to light torches and things from existing flames, but does it really matter? Does anyone really want to have to go through being stuck in the dark some place, never able to light a torch? This is one of those suspension of disbelief things.

As to obsidian itself, the really nice kind most people think of is likely to only comprise a minority of the obsidian used for things in-game. The vast majority is probably just vitrified basalt/granite, which while not as pretty is still glass, and is just as sharp and pointy when you break it. It also hurts like a son of a bitch with you drop a big piece on your foot - verified personally.

In comparison, the "glass" deposits we see in-game are likely vitrified sand (desert glass) caused by dry lightning from sandstorms.

Place: Allanak

Guild: Sun elementalist

Focus: Become really goddamn good at fire magics and burn so much sand that the city's mining deposits will triple overnight.
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You take the last bite of your scooby snack.
This tastes like ordinary meat.
There is nothing left now.

Quote from: Patuk on July 01, 2012, 06:22:40 PM
Place: Allanak

Guild: Sun elementalist

Focus: Become really goddamn good at fire magics and burn so much sand that the city's mining deposits will triple overnight.

Find out IC!

Place: Any
Guild: Pickpocket
Focus: Learn how to cook everything.

>steal baby
You approach the target...

"I have seen him show most of the attributes one expects of a noble: courtesy, kindness, and honor.  I would also say he is one of the most bloodthirsty bastards I have ever met."

XD
Sometimes, severity is the price we pay for greatness

Quote from: Sav on July 01, 2012, 04:31:40 PM
Quote from: Jeshin on July 01, 2012, 11:11:35 AM
Subguild: Con artist

point: any

Focus: Convince both city-states you've located steinal and start a war over nothing.

Nice.

Hey.

HEY!!

Fuck it. I'm gonna go suicide.
Wynning since October 25, 2008.

Quote from: Ami on November 23, 2010, 03:40:39 PM
>craft newbie into good player

You accidentally snap newbie into useless pieces.


Discord:The7DeadlyVenomz#3870

Guild: Anything nonmundane

Point: Allanak, Luir's or Tuluk--- basically, somewhere with an acceptable ease of access to materials and manpower which on an individual basis doesn't override your own.

Focus: Destroy the world.
https://armageddon.org/help/view/Inappropriate%20vernacular
gorgio: someone who is not romani, not a gypsy.
kumpania: a family of story tellers.
vardo: a horse-drawn wagon used by British Romani as their home. always well-crafted, often painted and gilded

Guild:  Assassin
Point: Any
Focus: Build yourself a wig, one hair from each kill
Evolution ends when stupidity is no longer fatal."

Quote from: Delirium on July 01, 2012, 10:59:16 AM
In a similar vein....

guild: sorcerer

point: any

Focus: Defeat the Dragon.

Hey! You stole mine!  :P

Quote from: Creslin on July 02, 2012, 05:55:20 PM
Quote from: Delirium on July 01, 2012, 10:59:16 AM
In a similar vein....

guild: sorcerer

point: any

Focus: Defeat the Dragon.

Hey! You stole mine!  :P

I think everyone wants that focus.
Fredd-
i love being a nobles health points

Guild: Sorceror

Point: Tuluk

Focus: Make a female mul grow a beard.