Checklist of places to have sex

Started by Calavera, June 25, 2012, 04:00:21 AM

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June 27, 2012, 04:31:19 PM #75
Quote from: RogueGunslinger on June 27, 2012, 03:58:23 PM
Holy fuck where do you find the time to... do things... other than people.

This over many years of game play :P
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Looking northward, the rugged, stubble-bearded templar asks you, in sirihish:
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June 27, 2012, 05:26:02 PM #76
Dude...really? Do people REALLY mudsex that much around here?
I've been playing this mud since 1993 or so. I've had mudsex in arm....once.
June 27, 2012, 05:34:09 PM #77
Back room of "The Hole in the Wall" *sniffle* :'(
June 27, 2012, 05:38:09 PM #78
Quote from: drunkendwarf on June 27, 2012, 05:26:02 PM
Dude...really? Do people REALLY mudsex that much around here?
I've been playing this mud since 1993 or so. I've had mudsex in arm....once.

All my places were hypothetical. I haven't actually mudsexxxed in them.
June 27, 2012, 06:59:26 PM #79
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June 27, 2012, 09:16:15 PM #80
While riding a tamed Rok over the red.
July 01, 2012, 09:17:36 AM #81
65. While crafting (no pun intended)
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July 01, 2012, 01:05:48 PM #82
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July 03, 2012, 04:41:15 AM #83
... wut?
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July 03, 2012, 05:48:21 AM #84
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Quote from: Ami on November 23, 2010, 03:40:39 PM
>craft newbie into good player

You accidentally snap newbie into useless pieces.

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July 03, 2012, 06:03:49 AM #85
I think he said that only those who have shitty sex lives irl engage in mudsex. Then he said it again.
July 03, 2012, 07:14:07 AM #86
That's not entirely true, but ... it probably does take up more time for those who're not having a great experience irl.
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Quote from: Ami on November 23, 2010, 03:40:39 PM
>craft newbie into good player

You accidentally snap newbie into useless pieces.

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July 03, 2012, 08:14:26 AM #87
I have a response to this, and to avoid derailing this otherwise completely enjoyable thread, I have posted it here.
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July 03, 2012, 12:05:51 PM #88
Look what you started! Shame on you.  ::)
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Quote from: Delirium on November 28, 2012, 02:26:33 AM
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July 03, 2012, 12:28:09 PM #89
How the fuck do you derail a checklist thread?

67.  Commoners on a nobles bed
July 03, 2012, 12:32:29 PM #90
68. In a bathtub
69. Under a waterfall
July 03, 2012, 05:55:11 PM #91
Quote from: Kismetic on July 03, 2012, 12:28:09 PM

67. 70.  Commoners under a nobles bed
Quoteemote pees into your eyes deeply

Quote from: Delirium on November 28, 2012, 02:26:33 AM
I don't always act superior... but when I do it's on the forums of a text-based game
July 03, 2012, 06:16:53 PM #92
Quote from: Maso on July 03, 2012, 05:55:11 PM
Quote from: Kismetic on July 03, 2012, 12:28:09 PM

67. 70.  Commoners under a nobles bed

That was actually my original post!  But then I thought that might be pretty uncomfortable.

71.  On Tenneshi Bridge (how unsubtle!)
July 03, 2012, 06:40:47 PM #93
72. A Sandy Clearing (At the entrance of that little Elf Tent City. In front of those half-dozen elves. It has to be in front of the six elves. Make sure the old one watches. The old one HAS to watch.)
July 03, 2012, 06:45:07 PM #94
73. The desert (all that sand can hardly be comfortable)
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July 03, 2012, 06:47:34 PM #95
74. Has the 'Nakki slaughterhouse not been mentioned yet?  Yeesh.
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July 03, 2012, 07:53:21 PM #96
Quote from: Red Ranger on July 03, 2012, 06:47:34 PM
74. Has the 'Nakki slaughterhouse not been mentioned yet?  Yeesh.

I'll see your slaughterhouse, and raise you the Tuluki crematorium.
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July 03, 2012, 08:29:18 PM #97
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    Ashad (****) has died from immortal fury, come revel in your power.
    Sexing up Arna in the spice den of the Desert Rose. - 10/25/09
    stripped pilot, gave climb at equal rank - 9/22/09
July 03, 2012, 08:49:40 PM #98 Last Edit: July 03, 2012, 08:51:46 PM by Culinary Critic
Quote from: Calavera on June 25, 2012, 04:00:21 AM
PCs have sex in some really misguided creative places.

Checklist of places to have sex:

10) Near a ruin, against WITH the warm body of a freshly killed carru

FTFY  (though I think it was a giz...)
July 03, 2012, 10:16:02 PM #99
25 left to go!

Then, we make them rhyme!

Once you've done it on the table,
Your boss's bed,
And a stable...
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