Checklist of places to have sex

Started by Calavera, June 25, 2012, 04:00:21 AM

Aaaaaand.. It's gone. Good job, Zoltan.

I'm surprised nobody has went 'in front of the closed Allanaki gates' yet.
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You take the last bite of your scooby snack.
This tastes like ordinary meat.
There is nothing left now.

46. in front of the closed Allanaki gates

there we go
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June 25, 2012, 07:28:43 PM #52 Last Edit: June 25, 2012, 07:30:51 PM by boog
Has um, the middle of Luir's uh, merchant ... square ... thing been listed? Really, that's the only crazy place any of my PCs has faded. Behind (emoted!) a tent. Just before dawn.

Oh, wait. There was another time, in Luir's, but I'm sure the tribal rooms above the End are pretty much well known mudsexing spots.
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Quote from: boog on June 25, 2012, 07:28:43 PM
Has um, the middle of Luir's uh, merchant ... square ... thing been listed? Really, that's the only crazy place any of my PCs has faded. Behind (emoted!) a tent. Just before dawn.

Oh, wait. There was another time, in Luir's, but I'm sure the tribal rooms above the End are pretty much well known mudsexing spots.

I think every room behind a curtain in any establishment is pretty much a gimme. As is every wagon, every apartment, every balcony, every back room, every rooftop, every abandoned house, every alley.
I'm taking an indeterminate break from Armageddon for the foreseeable future and thereby am not available for mudsex.
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In law a man is guilty when he violates the rights of others. In ethics he is guilty if he only thinks of doing so.

I once had a PC pimp character (who actually made alot of money doing that, I had a stable of 4-5 female PC's I ran at once in nak, it was pretty disturbing) I even wore a hat with a feather in it and some custom sun-slits... BUT

In the MAIN room of Red's Retreat, pimped out obese female PC to a half-giant member of the Arm :/ Now talk about disturbing...

47. "The Pit"....you know which one I'm talking about.
Respect. Responsibility. Compassion.

48.  Inside the carcass of a taun-taun dewback sunback

49. Every tent, stall, stand, etc. in the Allanak Bazaar (10 points)
50. Every tent, stall, stand, etc. in Luir's (7 points--spice is legal)
51. Every tent, stall, stand, etc. in Red Storm (5 points--no one will ask)
52. Every tent, stall, stand, etc. in Tuluk (must survive a week after completion)
52. Every tent, stall, stand, etc. in Desert Elf outpost (5 points--+5 points for non-elves)
"I have seen him show most of the attributes one expects of a noble: courtesy, kindness, and honor.  I would also say he is one of the most bloodthirsty bastards I have ever met."

Nobody's said the Grey yet? Wusses!

53. The Grey

Quote from: Booya on June 26, 2012, 05:01:48 AM
Nobody's said the Grey yet? Wusses!

53. The Grey

Oh, duh ...

54.  Atop the watch tower of Ptar Ken

55. In the Sewers below the Rinth
Sometimes, severity is the price we pay for greatness

56. In the workshop of the Akai Sjir - The one open to the public and filled with vNPC children.

QuoteA female voice says, in sirihish:
     "] yer a wizard, oashi"

57. Certain nasty places of UnderTuluk.
Any questions, comments, or condemnations to an eternity of fiery torment?

Waving a hammer, the irate, seething crafter says, in rage-accented sirihish :
"Be impressed.  Now!"


59. Within a dried-out, long-dead beetle carcass

60. In the Poet's Circle, covered in paint, as an artistic installation piece

61. Within a tunnel through the Void (but make it quick)

In the pool in the entrance hall of the Vivaduan temple.

"Bang-Nak IV: Bathing Mutant Beauties"
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You go south and one of the other directions that isn't north.  That is seriously the limit of my geographical knowledge of Arm.
Sarge?


61. Against the gates of Red Storm

Complete list so far:

EDIT:   It was very fitting that this was my 69th post!


1. Each noble compound in your city.
2. Byn latrines
3. Over the Edge  [N, E, S, D]
4. In the air above a dusty city [N, E, W, S, D]
5. You'll have to wake up first.
6. Before you is the Hall of Kings...
7. In a hole full of dead (and respawning. gith.
8. An Immortal's Office. Naiona's was particularly creepy.* [*She stripped one of my PC's naked there, too.]
9. > look east
   You see a mekillot standing there.
10. In the middle of the Arena Floor
11. On a skimmer on the silt sea (don't rock the boat, baby)
12. Inside a very, very, VERY large nest.
13. Mount Stables [N, E, S] (In a pile of dung)
14. Near a ruin, against the warm body of a freshly killed carru
15. The booths at the Red's Retreat and Tembo's Tooth.
16. In an elemental plane.
17. Beneath the Allanaki arena, with the crowds roaring above. (My pc was once stripped naked there as well.)
18. In a Pymlithe stand
19. On the couch of the Sun-King's Sanctuary.
20. In a wagon
21. In the Atrium.
22. In the sewers.
23. In a fierce sandstorm.
24. In your PC bosses bed.
25. In the gortok den.
26. Atop a wezer nest.
27. Jail cells.
28. In front of a group, go hemote
29. Two midgets beneath a templar's robe.
30. city rooftops
31. mantis valley
32. an ankheg den
33. On the Red's Retreat balcony.  (I'm surprised someone hasn't listed this one already)
34. While riding a kank (or some other mount that hasn't gone extinct, sunback).
35. In Tektolnes's gardens
36. In Tektolnes's throne room
37. On Utep, while he was still sleeping. Crazy scene.
38. Against a narrow obelisk of rusty red sandstone.
39. On top of the volcano near Allanak
40. The docks of Red Storm Village.
41. In the Gaj
42. An island in the Silt Sea.
43. Atop one of the few massive mountains in Zalanthas.
44. In the air over the opening of the volcano.
45. While both of you are hopped up on hallucinating poison.
46. in front of the closed Allanaki gates
47. "The Pit"....you know which one I'm talking about.
48.  Inside the carcass of a taun-taun dewback sunback
49. Every tent, stall, stand, etc. in the Allanak Bazaar (10 points)
50. Every tent, stall, stand, etc. in Luir's (7 points--spice is legal)
51. Every tent, stall, stand, etc. in Red Storm (5 points--no one will ask)
52. Every tent, stall, stand, etc. in Tuluk (must survive a week after completion)
52. Every tent, stall, stand, etc. in Desert Elf outpost (5 points--+5 points for non-elves)
53. The Grey
54.  Atop the watch tower of Ptar Ken
56. In the workshop of the Akai Sjir - The one open to the public and filled with vNPC children.
57. Certain nasty places of UnderTuluk.
58.  In a cilops den
59. Within a dried-out, long-dead beetle carcass
60. In the Poet's Circle, covered in paint, as an artistic installation piece
61. Within a tunnel through the Void (but make it quick)
62. In the pool in the entrance hall of the Vivaduan temple.
63. atop an ancient tower
64. Against the gates of Red Storm

65. In a large dung cart
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gorgio: someone who is not romani, not a gypsy.
kumpania: a family of story tellers.
vardo: a horse-drawn wagon used by British Romani as their home. always well-crafted, often painted and gilded

66. On the corpse pile in Allanak.


1. Each noble compound in your city.
Almost...
2. Byn latrines
Never
3. Over the Edge  [N, E, S, D]
yes
4. In the air above a dusty city [N, E, W, S, D]
kinda once...
5. You'll have to wake up first.
nope.. have been groped though..
6. Before you is the Hall of Kings...
Seriously?
7. In a hole full of dead (and respawning. gith.
nope
8. An Immortal's Office. Naiona's was particularly creepy.* [*She stripped one of my PC's naked there, too.]
I wish that would be Bad ass
9. > look east
    You see a mekillot standing there.
yes...Its less kinky if your Invis...
10. In the middle of the Arena Floor
nope would love to see that though...
11. On a skimmer on the silt sea (don't rock the boat, baby)
nope
12. Inside a very, very, VERY large nest.
If its the one Im thinking of yes...
13. Mount Stables [N, E, S] (In a pile of dung)
EWWW seriously?
14. Near a ruin, against the warm body of a freshly killed carru
Ummmm...kinda...
15. The booths at the Red's Retreat and Tembo's Tooth.
Nope have made out though...god you people have no class!
16. In an elemental plane.
Yes yes yes...Three of them anyway
17. Beneath the Allanaki arena, with the crowds roaring above. (My pc was once stripped naked there as well.)
Nope
18. In a Pymlithe stand
nope
19. On the couch of the Sun-King's Sanctuary.
nope
20. In a wagon
yes
21. In the Atrium.
I once had an Aide that molested in there does that count?
22. In the sewers.
EWWW
23. In a fierce sandstorm.
yes
24. In your PC bosses bed.
Yes...many times..
25. In the gortok den.
nope
26. Atop a wezer nest.
made out in one...
27. Jail cells.
never
28. In front of a group, go hemote
really?
29. Two midgets beneath a templar's robe.
HAHA
30. city rooftops
yes
31. mantis valley
I love Eastrook...
32. an ankheg den
never
33. On the Red's Retreat balcony.  (I'm surprised someone hasn't listed this one already)
No...but I have caught people there..often
34. While riding a kank (or some other mount that hasn't gone extinct, sunback).
No
35. In Tektolnes's gardens
So Wish...
36. In Tektolnes's throne room
nope
37. On Utep, while he was still sleeping. Crazy scene.
nppe
38. Against a narrow obelisk of rusty red sandstone.
nope

39. On top of the volcano near Allanak
Kinda...
40. The docks of Red Storm Village.
no
41. In the Gaj
gross thats amost worst than the sewers
42. An island in the Silt Sea.
yes
43. Atop one of the few massive mountains in Zalanthas.
Yes...
44. In the air over the opening of the volcano.
Umm...kinda but before it was opened completely..
45. While both of you are hopped up on hallucinating poison.
No
46. in front of the closed Allanaki gates
No
47. "The Pit"....you know which one I'm talking about.
HELL NO
48.  Inside the carcass of a taun-taun dewback sunback
Really?

49. Every tent, stall, stand, etc. in the Allanak Bazaar (10 points)
Nope
50. Every tent, stall, stand, etc. in Luir's (7 points--spice is legal)
Nope
51. Every tent, stall, stand, etc. in Red Storm (5 points--no one will ask)
no
52. Every tent, stall, stand, etc. in Tuluk (must survive a week after completion)
no
52. Every tent, stall, stand, etc. in Desert Elf outpost (5 points--+5 points for non-elves)
no
53. The Grey
yes
54.  Atop the watch tower of Ptar Ken
no comment
56. In the workshop of the Akai Sjir - The one open to the public and filled with vNPC children.
Really guys?!?
57. Certain nasty places of UnderTuluk.
eww
58.  In a cilops den
no
59. Within a dried-out, long-dead beetle carcass
Made out
60. In the Poet's Circle, covered in paint, as an artistic installation piece
no
61. Within a tunnel through the Void (but make it quick)
:o
62. In the pool in the entrance hall of the Vivaduan temple.
no
63. atop an ancient tower
......maybe?
64. Against the gates of Red Storm
no

HAhah I am not a total prev YAY
The sound of a thunderous explosion tears through the air and blasts waves of pressure ripple through the ground.

Looking northward, the rugged, stubble-bearded templar asks you, in sirihish:
     "Well... I think it worked...?"

Holy fuck where do you find the time to... do things... other than people.